Interview with the Dean of Admissions at Pitt.
Dean: What other schools did you have interview at?
Me: VCU, EVMS, Syracuse
Dean: My brother-in-law is on admission committee at EVMS
Me: Oh, don't tell me he interviewed me there.
Dean: No, probably not.
Me: Does he wear glasses?
Dean: Everybody wears glasses nowdays.
Me: Is he tall?
Dean: No, he is short!
Me (shaking head in disbelief): I don't know, HE LOOKED KIND OF LIKE YOU.
Dean (after staring at me for at least 5 sec): I said he is my brother-in-law, HE IS NOT RELATED TO ME. 😱
Me (after staring at DC for at least 5 sec): So, I really liked your booklet... :