Now, let me preface this by saying I suck. Those that are familiar with my posts, and there arent many because Im as popular as candy corn on Halloween (no one likes candy corn-its just sugar, dang it), know that my posts are generally full of fail. My cruel fate as a failure. And boy, oh boy, did I fail tremendously today. Here is a precautionary tale for other fellow pre-denters who are probably as *****ic and reckless with your posts as I am: be careful what you post on SDN. I guide you to this post:
http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?p=10207528#post10207528
Having read through this foolery, Ill go ahead and explain my harrowing experience. Today was meeting day of the Pre-Dental Society at my school. We have a good group, probably a 100+ people at each meeting. Also today, the representative for San Antonio, the very same person I describe in the aforementioned post is the speaker. Everything is going fine at the meeting until the end. The presentation, a powerpoint, came upon a long paragraph. I found myself reading along to this paragraph. The jokes were vulgar and kinda sucked, and the writing wasnt very coherent. Very much like my writing style. Only by the pure Kryptonian-strength of my anal sphincters did I avoid crapping myself when I realized that it was my writings on the screen, in front of hundreds. To make matters worse, the representative even read the post in its entirety. Yes, the parts about getting kicked in the nads and eating feces were read aloud. Imagine me in the back, sweating uncontrollably like a fatty at Fat Camp about to be caught with 45,000 calories of contraband. Dont get me wrong, the representative got a chuckle out of the post. He actually enjoyed it and wanted to meet the poster. As Ive already mentioned, Im pretty *****ic and reckless, and I figured, my chances of getting into SA are about 1.26 percent and maybe admitting this deed will bring my chances to about .372 percent, but, what the heck, lets go meet. And so we did. Thankful to say, my head wasnt bludgeoned off. Got a kick out of it, in fact. Told me that if my career in dentistry didnt work out, there might be a spot in journalism for me.
So long story short, be careful what you post, kiddos. And even more important, read, read a book. Especially for those of you who are as butt-ugly as me because your personality could use it. If you are a 9, read 10 books a year, an 8, 20, a 7 then 30, and so on until you get to a 4 and then you should just give up and probably just make love to the book because it is all you will get. 🙁🙁🙁
http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?p=10207528#post10207528
Having read through this foolery, Ill go ahead and explain my harrowing experience. Today was meeting day of the Pre-Dental Society at my school. We have a good group, probably a 100+ people at each meeting. Also today, the representative for San Antonio, the very same person I describe in the aforementioned post is the speaker. Everything is going fine at the meeting until the end. The presentation, a powerpoint, came upon a long paragraph. I found myself reading along to this paragraph. The jokes were vulgar and kinda sucked, and the writing wasnt very coherent. Very much like my writing style. Only by the pure Kryptonian-strength of my anal sphincters did I avoid crapping myself when I realized that it was my writings on the screen, in front of hundreds. To make matters worse, the representative even read the post in its entirety. Yes, the parts about getting kicked in the nads and eating feces were read aloud. Imagine me in the back, sweating uncontrollably like a fatty at Fat Camp about to be caught with 45,000 calories of contraband. Dont get me wrong, the representative got a chuckle out of the post. He actually enjoyed it and wanted to meet the poster. As Ive already mentioned, Im pretty *****ic and reckless, and I figured, my chances of getting into SA are about 1.26 percent and maybe admitting this deed will bring my chances to about .372 percent, but, what the heck, lets go meet. And so we did. Thankful to say, my head wasnt bludgeoned off. Got a kick out of it, in fact. Told me that if my career in dentistry didnt work out, there might be a spot in journalism for me.
So long story short, be careful what you post, kiddos. And even more important, read, read a book. Especially for those of you who are as butt-ugly as me because your personality could use it. If you are a 9, read 10 books a year, an 8, 20, a 7 then 30, and so on until you get to a 4 and then you should just give up and probably just make love to the book because it is all you will get. 🙁🙁🙁
