First, the warm up proverb. I asked a florid manic woman today to tell me what it means when people say "The grass is greener on the other side."
Answer: "It means that the grass is so, so beautiful like your eyes."
So I ask, "And what about when people say 'people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones'?"
Her face twisted into an angry glare. "Oh, that lady? I KNOW the lady who said that, and she was a f*cking B!TCH!!!"
Ah, I love my job. Even if it is intern year.
Answer: "It means that the grass is so, so beautiful like your eyes."
So I ask, "And what about when people say 'people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones'?"
Her face twisted into an angry glare. "Oh, that lady? I KNOW the lady who said that, and she was a f*cking B!TCH!!!"
Ah, I love my job. Even if it is intern year.