My fellow Americans are idiots thread.

[LADoc00]

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My first point of evidence is the outpouring of sympathy and support for the tsunami people followed by a massive infusion of cash to corrupt tyrannical 3rd world officials who then spent the money on lap dances at strip clubs in downtown LA. This led to the rising of lap dance prices all over California, out of the range of the average Joe. The friggin villagers in Indonesia are still homeless and hungry.

Sound familiar? Maybe the whole Africa, Sally Struthers, Black Hawk Down fiasco?


WAKE UP! WE'VE ALL BEEN HAD.

(feel free to add your own example)

 

[beary]

Solution to your problem: stop going to strip clubs to get lap dances.

 

[jeff2005]

So did your supposed girlfriend dump you for good? You are sad case.

 

[LADoc00]

So did your supposed girlfriend dump you for good? You are sad case.

Umm yeah Im not the one doing my residency in the big IA. Good luck with that. Plus Id far rather be single minus a GF for the time being than be locked to some bitch until she decides to split, taking whatever pitiful amount of $$ I had happened to save up.

Life's a bitch, especially when you are married staring down a 50% divorce rate!

Come back and talk when your relationship is shreds from working 100+ hrs a week.

Welcome to the jungle
We've got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
We got your disease

 

[jeff2005]

Umm yeah Im not the one doing my residency in the big IA. Good luck with that. Plus Id far rather be single minus a GF for the time being than be locked to some bitch until she decides to split, taking whatever pitiful amount of $$ I had happened to save up.

Life's a bitch, especially when you are married staring down a 50% divorce rate!

Come back and talk when your relationship is shreds from working 100+ hrs a week.

Sorry if I hit a sore spot. I guess I just get annoyed with all your naked lady tales. I hope you find a hot radiologist to hook up with.

 

[jeff2005]

What's so sad about doing my residency in Iowa? It may sound crazy to you, but I really like it there. I like the open space and I like the people. I'm sure California's great in its own way, but it's just not for me.

 

[beary]

What's so sad about doing my residency in Iowa? It may sound crazy to you, but I really like it there. I like the open space and I like the people. I'm sure California's great in its own way, but it's just not for me.

I'm totally with you jeff2005. I moved around every few years when I was growing up so I have lived lots of places - NY, NJ, Montreal, many more, and my favorite places are Nebraska and Iowa. The other places were fine and I could definitely be happy there but it really suits me out here.

LADoc - Have you ever even been to Iowa, or are you just ripping on it sight unseen?

 

[beary]

Sorry if I hit a sore spot. I guess I just get annoyed with all your naked lady tales. I hope you find a hot radiologist to hook up with.

You forget that he would rather be single than be "locked to some bitch." 😉

 

[jeff2005]

You forget that he would rather be single than be "locked to some bitch." 😉

HA!HA!

He doesn't mean it though. The poor guy is obviously lonely. It reminds me of that Paul Simon song that mentions ****** and "finding comfort there." Maybe that's why he goes to strip joints.

 

[jeff2005]

I'm totally with you jeff2005. I moved around every few years when I was growing up so I have lived lots of places - NY, NJ, Montreal, many more, and my favorite places are Nebraska and Iowa. The other places were fine and I could definitely be happy there but it really suits me out here.

LADoc - Have you ever even been to Iowa, or are you just ripping on it sight unseen?

Yeah, I've lived in alot of places too. I was born in Paris, for pete's sake! I could have gone to a big city for residency, but instead I CHOSE to go to Iowa. I could be happy living almost anywhere in the US, but Iowa is the place for me to be right now. People give me such a hard time about it.

 

[beary]

I could be happy living almost anywhere in the US, but Iowa is the place for me to be right now. People give me such a hard time about it.

They just don't know what they're missing. 🙂

 

[quant]

They just don't know what they're missing. 🙂

It s my dream to own such a place one day.....a huge farm etc....maybe not corn, but tea plantations would be fine...

Guess its part of being a taurean.... 😉

 

[b&ierstiefel]

so much anger in this thread

can't we all get along?

i'm drunk.

have a good night fo,lks.

 

[quant]

so much anger in this thread

can't we all get along?

i'm drunk.

have a good night fo,lks.

Hey andy....having a good time?


Im trying my best to dissipate the anger....

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Hey andy....having a good time?


Im trying my best to dissipate the anger....

i'm having a f*cking great time!

how are you? 😀

 

[LADoc00]

Jeff needs to accept strippers are people too who need make a living and that living involves giving naked lapdances, its a fact of life. Women who rip on strippers are acting out from an inner sense of inadequacy.

 

[beary]

i'm having a f*cking great time!

how are you? 😀

What are you guys up to tonight?

I took a long nap this afternoon so I'm not tired now and am trying to decide what to do.
1) study for test tomorrow - nope
2) lab stuff - nope
3) post on SDN - 👍
4) go watch TV - 👍

I can't believe how quickly I have lost motivation to do lab stuff. AndyM you sure are right that not much is going to get done this year!

 

[quant]

i'm having a f*cking great time!

how are you? 😀

Im good bro......
great to know you are having a ****ing great time!!!!!!.......



Its so much fun to be drunk out of your wits isnt it?

 

[b&ierstiefel]

What are you guys up to tonight?

I took a long nap this afternoon so I'm not tired now and am trying to decide what to do.
1) study for test tomorrow - nope
2) lab stuff - nope
3) post on SDN - 👍
4) go watch TV - 👍

I can't believe how quickly I have lost motivation to do lab stuff. AndyM you sure are right that not much is going to get done this year!

I just got home from the bar. Having drinks and playing pool with Harbster and yaah.

Hmm...let's see...I gotta get into lab about 10-11 am tomorrow. I gots tons of **** to do but then on the other hand, I have an ultimate frisbee game at 6. So either ****'s gonna be done before the game or on Saturday

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Im good bro......
great to know you are having a ****ing great time!!!!!!.......



Its so much fun to be drunk out of your wits isnt it?

dude, i saw your AIM message...but i tripped over the power cord to the modem in my drunken stupor. get yo ass back on AIM and we can chat 🙂

 

[bananaface]

that Paul Simon song that mentions ****** and "finding comfort there."

"The Boxer"

 

[LADoc00]

LADoc - Have you ever even been to Iowa, or are you just ripping on it sight unseen?

Yes, Ive been to Iowa many a time, yes it is cool and less polluted than LA. But I needed a comeback on the fly and knowing little about Jeff, it was the best I could do at the time.

 

[bananaface]

You don't always need a comeback. Sometimes it's ok to be pwned. Sometimes it's even fun to be pwned.

 

[jeff2005]

Jeff needs to accept strippers are people too who need make a living and that living involves giving naked lapdances, its a fact of life. Women who rip on strippers are acting out from an inner sense of inadequacy.

I'm not ripping on strippers, I'm ripping on you.

 

[pathdawg]

Yes, Ive been to Iowa many a time, yes it is cool and less polluted than LA. But I needed a comeback on the fly and knowing little about Jeff, it was the best I could do at the time.

I think Iowa is a fine, fine place with great, great people..............

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, they call it the "heartland" because there aren't any brains there.

I keed, I keed.

(Sorry, enough of my Triumph impression. Proceed).

 

[yaah]

IMHO, Iowa pwns california in almost every way. I am totally serious, although I realize my opinions are not always the most popular.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

well that having been said, the final verdict should be settled in the ring.

LADoc00 in the brown corner with the numchucks.
jeff2005 in the red corner with the bo-staff.

FIGHT!

 

[beary]

well that having been said, the final verdict should be settled in the ring.

LADoc00 in the brown corner with the numchucks.
jeff2005 in the red corner with the bo-staff.

FIGHT!

and beary cowering in the red corner cheering on jeff2005 🙂

 

[LADoc00]

Can't walk in a crowded room without tossing your hair
Look around to see who's here, and if they stop and stare
Pushup bra, big bad tattoos, and piercings everywhere
Just can't stand the fact you're not the only hot one there


You are an attention *****
Yes, you are an attention *****
And I find it such a bore
You bad girl attention *****


Such a big important man, you're always in the know
Dropping every name in town and throwing round the dough
You think it's gonna get you laid backstage after the show
But it only pissed her off, you know you lost her at hello


You are an attention *****
Yes, you are an attention *****
And I find it such a bore
You bad boy attention *****


Strutting round the stage just like the hottest things in sight
Starry eyes, guitars in hand and loving the spotlight
Simple music, simple words, clearly not too bright
We are playing in a rock and roll band, so worship us tonight!


We are all attention ******
Yes we are all attention ******
And you are all attention ******
So, go on attention ******

http://www.g2ic.com/forums/images/smilies/*****.gif

 

[deschutes]

I-35.

I have to admit I laughed at this one

Oh well, you all have my permission (as if you needed it!) to take pot shots at Mpls-St.Paul.

(Although it doesn't strike me as the sort of place that tends to draw a lot of impassioned responses...)

 

[deschutes]

Such a big important man, you're always in the know
Dropping every name in town and throwing round the dough
You think it's gonna get you laid backstage after the show
But it only pissed her off, you know you lost her at hello

We are all attention ******
Yes we are all attention ******
And you are all attention ******
So, go on attention ******

Remarkable insight, as always! (Yes I know you quoted the whole song in your original post...)

 

[yaah]

I have to admit I laughed at this one

Oh well, you all have my permission (as if you needed it!) to take pot shots at Mpls-St.Paul.

(Although it doesn't strike me as the sort of place that tends to draw a lot of impassioned responses...)

Minneapolis-St Paul owns all of Iowa because 35 splits into 35E and 35W for a time.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Minneapolis-St Paul owns all of Iowa because 35 splits into 35E and 35W for a time.

no it doesn't!

odd numbered interstates go North and South.
even numbered interstates go East and West.

I-75 for example goes N & S
I-94, which i KNOW you're familiar with, goes E & W

 

[jeff2005]

well that having been said, the final verdict should be settled in the ring.

LADoc00 in the brown corner with the numchucks.
jeff2005 in the red corner with the bo-staff.

FIGHT!

No, it has to be hand to hand combat. I'll kick his metrosexual ass.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

No, it has to be hand to hand combat. I'll kick his metrosexual ass.

ahhhhhh sheeeeeit! it's on!

 

[bananaface]

No, it has to be hand to hand combat. I'll kick his metrosexual ass.

I'm sure he'd much prefer a spanking.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

I'm sure he'd much prefer a spanking.

no. this is for real! they're taking off the gloves!

 

[jeff2005]

Name the time and the place. I'll go get my can of whoop-ass.

 

[yaah]

no it doesn't!

odd numbered interstates go North and South.
even numbered interstates go East and West.

I-75 for example goes N & S
I-94, which i KNOW you're familiar with, goes E & W

OWNED. They both go north. There is an eastern branch (through St Paul) and a western branch (Through Minneapolis).

 

[b&ierstiefel]

I just got served.

 

[yaah]

You forgot that is where I went to college, so I knows these things.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

You forgot that is where I went to college, so I knows these things.

you don't have to justify it. you kicked my ass back to china. be proud.

 

[beary]

I-35.

I have never actually heard that one, though here are some I hear all the time: (you can also substitute Nebraska in the first two if you are from Iowa and want to pick on Nebraska)

What are the two best things to come out of Iowa?
I-80 west and I-80 east.

Why does all the corn in Nebraska lean east?
Because Iowa sucks.

What does Iowa stand for?
Idiots Out Walking Around.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

that's awesome beary.

 

[bananaface]

You forgot that is where I went to college, so I knows these things.

You went to college?

 

[b&ierstiefel]

yaah, your mom goes to college.

 

[yaah]

You went to college?

Well, University of Phoenix has a branch inside the Mall of America.

 

[bananaface]

Well, University of Phoenix has a branch inside the Mall of America.

I knew you were a Mallrat!