You are all way off-base. Pity. It's all about pity.
What's the best way to show you are sensitive AND leave a deep impression on the interviewer's mind?
Piss your pants. That's right, piss your pants on the first question and the interviewer will pity you so much that you're a sure bet for acceptance. Even if that first question is "how are you today?" or "what's your favorite color?" you need to just let loose, piss your pants, and start crying.
This worked for me last year, and I was accepted to Harvard, Duke, JHU, UPenn, Stanford, Cornell AND
ROSS! But medschool was my backup plan, and when I landed a sweet internship (you got it, the pissing method worked again!) at the local "Nu Rawk 105--If we play it, it's because we saw it on TRL first--home of the Man-boy Mike McWacky and the Morning Menagerie", I withdrew from all 7 schools.
Now, the disadvantage to this strategy is drycleaning costs, but well worth it for a seat at your top choice! I know what you're thinking..."I know, I'll just wear some Depends..." NOT going to work, sorry.
Let me tell you why: when some kid pisses his pants in the movies to show how scared he is, how does the film maker choose to convey that to the audience? with the kid saying "excuse me, I pissed myself, may I be excused to change my diaper? or should I wait? I can wait, no really it's ok, super absorbent, but thanks."???? NO! It's by showing that tell-tale drip out the bottom of the pant leg with a nice puddle gathering about one shoe (ladies in skirts: you'll have to scoot close to the edge of your seat to instead achieve the dripping effect off the side of your chair). The drip from at least 4 inches and the pooling about one shoe are key, as is looking down in shock at the puddle--the interviewer must believe you had no idea you were pissing your pants until you saw the puddle--and breaking into inconsolable hysterics.

Good luck! BTW I'm keeping statistics for marketing purposes, so please let me know how my method has worked for you.
And now, with a bit of personal testimony, please welcome: [anyone? can I get a witness?]