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Dear PharmEm,
We regret (we're supposed to say that) to inform you of your REJECTION to our pharmacy school (yes, you read that right, REJECTION, let us even it bold it for you, REJECTION). Thanks for applying and thanks for your application fee as well. We understand that you are in the middle of a career change and so we apologize for not making your dream come true. Please apply again next year when our application fee will be raised along with a $10 charge for each essay that is attatched. We suggest that you try applying to med schools or dental schools but after looking at your application, you probably won't get into those schools either.
Once again, thanks for you money and if you know any other pre-pharm students that will be applying to our school please let them know we accept checks, credit cards (visa, mastercard, amex) money order and even cash in an envelope. Best of luck, b/c you'll need it.
Sincerely,
Pharmacy office of admissions
P.S. Pharmcas wanted to let you know that they have not received your transcript for the Fall of 2005 semester. Even though you have been rejected (oops, we forgot to bold it, REJECTED ), you will still need to send that in along with a $20 transcript transaction fee. We apologize for the inconvenience.
P.S.S. Please send 39 cents for the use of the stamp.
We regret (we're supposed to say that) to inform you of your REJECTION to our pharmacy school (yes, you read that right, REJECTION, let us even it bold it for you, REJECTION). Thanks for applying and thanks for your application fee as well. We understand that you are in the middle of a career change and so we apologize for not making your dream come true. Please apply again next year when our application fee will be raised along with a $10 charge for each essay that is attatched. We suggest that you try applying to med schools or dental schools but after looking at your application, you probably won't get into those schools either.
Once again, thanks for you money and if you know any other pre-pharm students that will be applying to our school please let them know we accept checks, credit cards (visa, mastercard, amex) money order and even cash in an envelope. Best of luck, b/c you'll need it.
Sincerely,
Pharmacy office of admissions
P.S. Pharmcas wanted to let you know that they have not received your transcript for the Fall of 2005 semester. Even though you have been rejected (oops, we forgot to bold it, REJECTED ), you will still need to send that in along with a $20 transcript transaction fee. We apologize for the inconvenience.
P.S.S. Please send 39 cents for the use of the stamp.
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Dear DownonthePharm,
As you know admissions selection is a very difficult and time consuming process. Each year we receive hundreds of applications from talented, creative, intelligent, motivated individuals.
Then we read yours.
Good luck next year.
Sincerely,
State Pharmacy Admissions Committee.
As you know admissions selection is a very difficult and time consuming process. Each year we receive hundreds of applications from talented, creative, intelligent, motivated individuals.
Then we read yours.
Good luck next year.
Sincerely,
State Pharmacy Admissions Committee.
Dear tcid,
Thank you for applying to our Pharm.D. program. We enjoyed reading your application and interviewing with you, and we decided to accept you. However, our secretary was having a bad day and mistakenly stamped your application 'reject', and because it was permanent ink, we could not get it off. We apologize for this error, and we look forward to meeting with you in the next admissions cycle.
Sincerely,
The Admissions Committee
PS. We know that permanent ink isn't really permanent, but since you would have been accepted anyway, you should have no trouble being accepted next year. We just needed your $100 application fee for next year to replace our stamps with removable stickers so that this won't happen again.
Thank you for applying to our Pharm.D. program. We enjoyed reading your application and interviewing with you, and we decided to accept you. However, our secretary was having a bad day and mistakenly stamped your application 'reject', and because it was permanent ink, we could not get it off. We apologize for this error, and we look forward to meeting with you in the next admissions cycle.
Sincerely,
The Admissions Committee
PS. We know that permanent ink isn't really permanent, but since you would have been accepted anyway, you should have no trouble being accepted next year. We just needed your $100 application fee for next year to replace our stamps with removable stickers so that this won't happen again.
Dear Rxbound,
We would like to thank you for applying to our School of Pharmacy. We were particularly pleased to receive the contribution to our catering fund (aka your application fee). Please note, however, that this is the only contribution we felt you could make to our school.
Regards,
Admissions Committee at _______
We would like to thank you for applying to our School of Pharmacy. We were particularly pleased to receive the contribution to our catering fund (aka your application fee). Please note, however, that this is the only contribution we felt you could make to our school.
Regards,
Admissions Committee at _______
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Dear Bbmuffin,
We would like to extend our sincerist apologies to you on behalf of the Admissions Committee and the School of Pharmacy. It appears you received an "Acceptance" letter 4 years ago when you should have been "Rejected." We would like to thank you for your participation in our program but regret to inform you that since you were never actually accepted, you will have to reapply for entrance in to the Fall 2007 class as the deadline has passed for entrance in Fall 2006. Unfortunately we will be unable to refund any of the $85,000 that you have paid in "tuition". Your generous donation is greatly appreciated and a desk screw will be named on your behalf. Please contact the University and request that your name be taken off all graduation lists. We are simply overwhelmed with more qualified applicants and do not have the time to deal with your current issue. We will also be notifying the stateboard and revoking your intern license. Please cease to work under this title at this time.
We would like to encourage you to reapply for the Class of 2011.
Best of luck next time!
Sincerely,
The Admissions Committee
We would like to extend our sincerist apologies to you on behalf of the Admissions Committee and the School of Pharmacy. It appears you received an "Acceptance" letter 4 years ago when you should have been "Rejected." We would like to thank you for your participation in our program but regret to inform you that since you were never actually accepted, you will have to reapply for entrance in to the Fall 2007 class as the deadline has passed for entrance in Fall 2006. Unfortunately we will be unable to refund any of the $85,000 that you have paid in "tuition". Your generous donation is greatly appreciated and a desk screw will be named on your behalf. Please contact the University and request that your name be taken off all graduation lists. We are simply overwhelmed with more qualified applicants and do not have the time to deal with your current issue. We will also be notifying the stateboard and revoking your intern license. Please cease to work under this title at this time.
We would like to encourage you to reapply for the Class of 2011.
Best of luck next time!
Sincerely,
The Admissions Committee
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you guys are sooo funny and very creative...give me good laughs...thanks..- Joined
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Dear PintoBeans,
PharmCAS application fee: $130
Supplemental Application fee: $60
Interview expenses: $348
Making our admission commitee crack up with your application: priceless!
There are things that money can't buy, for everything else, there's YOUR Mastercard.
PharmCAS application fee: $130
Supplemental Application fee: $60
Interview expenses: $348
Making our admission commitee crack up with your application: priceless!
There are things that money can't buy, for everything else, there's YOUR Mastercard.
hahahahhahaha!!! HI-LARIOUS!
So funny, you guys! That never happened in China.
