You could put yourself through school for your first two degrees/career by working at hospital pharmacies as a pharmacy technician for 9 years. Unless you live in a state where they're requiring Pharmacy Techs to be certified and go to tech school for a year or two. When I did it you just showed up and it was all OTJ training. I promise you, after you've done that for 9 years, you'll know far more than anyone needs to know about pharmaceuticals. Of course, it might have the unwanted side-effect of making you want change careers not long into your first career, when you realize that this medicine stuff is a whole lot more fun than this computer engineering stuff.