Non-Anesthesia Jokes Thread

[dhb]

Just heard about the jewish dilema:


Free ham

 

[acidbase1]

What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?

They both smell like it but can’t eat it

 

[deleted162650]

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face

 

[Mikkel]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

the rooster