NORTHWESTERN'S problem - my vent...

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First things first: Manicmaven IS hot- I'd hit that.

As for you Mr. Joe Martinez...Wow. I don't think I've met you yet, but man, I can't wait to get into some small group learning with you! You seem to have tact coming out your ears. And just to set the record straight for any pre-meds lurking out there, the abundance of beautiful people (both male and female) in this place is distracting and intoxicating. I can barely focus...sigh...
Chrissy

p.s. Paul, I'm sorry I keep disrupting your tuna-licious learning environment by being late to lecture- can we still get married?
 
Well, there was about a 5% chance of him guessing correctly just picking out a random girl in the college. Factor in the blonde hair and I'd say it was about 10%.

Here are a couple more hints:

1) She wore a smokin' all-black outfit the night we all went to second city (again, I laugh at the no hotties in the class comment).

2) First name starts with "S".

-Gordon
 
There seems to be a $hit load of NU people up in SDN
 
OK, I had to get in on this.

Chrissy-
Do you want to come over to my house tomorrow night and watch some "late night" HBO with me and another woman? Good, I thought you did.

"Manic"-
Hoped to see you out Friday night, but I guess you never woke up from nap time.

Paul-
You remember me, right?

I'm "Laura's Date" for God's sake!!!!!
 
Originally posted by manicmaven
ps. goodmonkey, you rock my pants off
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don't worry, manic, i'd do ya. 😉
 
I'd agree with Chrissy's point about there being quite a few distractions aiding in my slacking. I've found many hot men and women all over our class. Needless to say, paul, wrigley(thank you kind friend,) uclaman, and ucoxswain made the short list weeks ago. And Chissy herself...smart, hot, brunette with a gorgeous laugh and hottie bod, who could resist...

loves to my wildcats here at club med. so glad that most of you make me smile when I walk in to lecture.😉
 
nap time seems to be set in stone. perhaps this weekend. I'm hosting prosprectives. We'll have to show her a night on the town. Any suggestions?
 
So nice to see all my NU people havin some fun. First of all... Manic, I indeed am in a PBL group that had bread (warm and DELICIOUS) and bananas. However I only partook in the bread (I also took the last roll, which I might add was equally delicious as the bread). 🙂 You've got me all flustered that I made your "distractions" list.

Chrissy... I get no love from you? Your "step dad" gives my mom a cab ride and I don't even get a shout out? I am DEEPLY saddened. I guess I won't be making my way up to Wrigleyville for pizza anytime soon... 🙁 🙁 🙁
 
This is out of control! I don't know who is who! I haven't had tuna all day, something has got to give! Maybe it is because when I met everyone I was drunk.....I don't know! I like Wrigleyville(secret identity Gordan) he does legs. ChrissyCJ(secret identity Chrissy) of course I still want to get married! We will have tuna at the reception! I use a lot of !, but I really talk like this! Sethuel1, who are you! I can't make out your picture! Kiss me tomorrow in lecture, a sexy boy like you has to. 🙂 MUAH! ok, time to walk home. take care. paul

JERRY: oh you're crazy
KRAMER: am I? or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?
JERRY: it's impossible
KRAMER: is it? or is it so possible your heard is spinning like a top?
JERRY: it can't be
KRAMER:can't it? or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?!!!!!
 
Wow....where the frick have i been?

unfortunately my protein is running low...i need to make another stop at gnc.

i cant hang with dialaview's workout regime...i'm weaksauce...i'm even weakersauce than wrigleyville who does not use creatine and protein supplements. 😀

as far as the women in our class...well...i think there are quite a few lookers...but to each their own i guess.

...and yes...i do flex in the mirror when i workout...i'm narcissistic like that...ask dialaview.
😉
 
actually if you guys want to know, especially since i've been getting lots of dirty looks lately is that a certain filipino boy in our class was the first one to bring up the subject about northwestern lacking any good looking females.....just to let you know...along with law and his desi friends...
 
Somebody is snitching on someone who went to UCLA. 😀
 
Oh no! This thread can't die, it is the only thing that makes me happy. Actually today I got a haircut since I don't have a hetero life partner to trim my animal like neck hair. IT WAS THE BEST HAIRCUT EVER TODAY! So that made me happy too. I always get the tingly feeling through my entire body when the barber(YES A WOMAN! not that there is anything wrong with that) pulls out the towel and retucks it in around my neck. I like that a lot. 🙂 Also when they put the hot shaving cream on your neck and side burns, why isn't my shaving cream home at hot? 🙁 These are things I wonder about while I sit in lecture dreaming of our break so I can eat tuna. UCLAMAN, don't buy stuff at GNC!!! It is way marked up, go to www.dpsnutrition.com! you need less flexing and more working out too UCLAMAN! especially legs! outrageous I must say. I am out of creatine, but I am poor, so only protiein for me now. MMMMM, nitrotech. 🙂 Anyway, I must study now. goodbye 🙂 take care paul

JERRY: oh you're crazy
KRAMER: am I? or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?
JERRY: it's impossible
KRAMER: is it? or is it so possible your heard is spinning like a top?
JERRY: it can't be
KRAMER:can't it? or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?!!!!!
 
Originally posted by martinez-joe
actually if you guys want to know, especially since i've been getting lots of dirty looks lately is that a certain filipino boy in our class was the first one to bring up the subject about northwestern lacking any good looking females.....just to let you know...along with law and his desi friends...
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okay
it needs to die now.


however, paul can continue with his rants. because they are more than hilarious. and if you are wondering if paul really does talk this way in real life, he does. i can assure you.
we all want to marry him because of it.
 
Do yourselves a favor and don't date someone in your class. It really gets on my nerves to see couples in my class. They lose their identity for one, and secondly I get really sick of hearing about this and that couple. It's also a bit like the giant pandas in the National Zoo mating. Who else would they mate with? They are stuck mating with whoever else is in the Panda area of the zoo. Don't be like a zoo animal and mate with people in your cage.

Geddy
 
Sethuel1, who are you! I can't make out your picture! Kiss me tomorrow in lecture, a sexy boy like you has to. 🙂 MUAH!
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I only wish I could kiss your tuna-laden mouth in class. But, alas, I am not in said class. But it appears I can rhyme like a fiend.
 
Originally posted by GeddyLee
Do yourselves a favor and don't date someone in your class. It really gets on my nerves to see couples in my class. They lose their identity for one, and secondly I get really sick of hearing about this and that couple. It's also a bit like the giant pandas in the National Zoo mating. Who else would they mate with? They are stuck mating with whoever else is in the Panda area of the zoo. Don't be like a zoo animal and mate with people in your cage.

Geddy
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I want to be a zoo animal. Do I have to be a panda though? I think I am a monkey sometimes. I want to own a helper monkey, like Mojo in the Simpsons. Then the monkey could help keep my apartment nice, and we could talk and have meals together. Sometimes I think I want a penguin though. If I ever saw a penguin walking around I would be like it's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around. I gotta send you back to the South Pole! Okay Mr. Penguin. I'm gonna take you to the zoo where you'll meet some nice people, they'll treat you real respectable like. On a side note, today I was asked by our class president to please drain my can of tuna outside the classroom due to the number of complaints about the smell! yeah.....insanity isn't the right word...but it's the first word that comes to mind. take care. 🙂 paul


"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. " - principal from billy madison
 
Originally posted by sethuel1
I only wish I could kiss your tuna-laden mouth in class. But, alas, I am not in said class. But it appears I can rhyme like a fiend.
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I am going to find you and kiss you. Maybe I will tunaball you! HAHAHA. That would be kinky. and sexy. yes i think so. goodbye now. take care. paul
 
Originally posted by lola
take a good look at yourself and the other guys in your class. are you 'lookers'? i didn't think so.
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i'm not sure if i qualify as a 'looker' but if i weren't i'd still prefer pretty girls over non pretty ones.
 
the thread is now dead. long live the thread. long live the can of tuna. On a final side note, I went to my first medical school group meeting with the promise of a lunch. i come very hungry since it being 3 hours since my last tuna intake. I COME AND NOTHING! they have snacks. the person claims there was a food issue and lunch was unavailable. this to me is unacceptable. i don't have much else to say about this horrific incident that has occured. except I had to walk home and make a half ass lunch since I had nothing thawed out! yes, outrageous. take care. paul


George: What is this? Did you ever get the feeling like you've had a haircut but you didn't have one? I'm all itchy back here.
Jerry: Ahh.
George: What?
Jerry: What is this? What are we doing? What in g-d's name are we doing?
George: What?
Jerry: OUR LIVES!! . What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men.
George: No, we're not. We're not men.
Jerry: We come up with all these stupid reasons to break up with these women.
George: I know. I know. That's what I do. That's what I do.
Jerry: Are we going to be sitting here when we're sixty like two idiots?
George: . We should be having dinner with our sons when we're sixty.
Jerry: We're pathetic? you know that?
George: Yeah, Like I don't know that I'm pathetic.
Jerry: Why can't I be normal?
George: Yes. Me, too. I wanna be normal. Normal.
Jerry: It would be nice to care about someone.
George: Yes. Yes. Care.
 
how do you access the 2007 facebook?


nuclearabbit
northwestern-2006
 
why, so you can check how ugly our girls are.....you're lucky to be in the year ahead of us...you guys have plenty of hotties!!
 
yeah i'd like to check it out...do you know how i can?
 
bump
 
Originally posted by nuclearrabbit77
yeah i'd like to check it out...do you know how i can?
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You need the secret login/password combination. I'd tell it to you, but I've forgotten what it is.
 
let up on the real Joe aight? this bum isn't Joe.

as for hotties in med sch, who cares. we are all geeks anyways . well not me but you get the idea.
 
Hey guys, can everyone stop posting that link to Northwestern's pictures?? It's a pretty big invasion of privacy and some of our guests don't appreciate it--I don't blame them, either.

Thanks!!
 
Sorry, have to post. On the original topic, I agree with big joe...I wonder if NU got their female population from the humane society. I see them come in across the hall and cannot believe the collection. Peace
 
Originally posted by martinez-joe
so i started 'med-skool' couple of weeks ago and i'm sorely disappointed at the lack of female hotties in my class - in fact, me and roughly around 15 guys in the class have already **tched about not having any potential significant others due to lack of physical attraction to any of the females in our year....i know this sounds bad, but in all honesty - physical attraction towards a partner is a HUGE part of a relationship (don't give me that 'beauty is skin deep crap' - although it's true, who wouldn't want someone beautiful) A lot of the guys were looking forward to dating people inside our class - in fact, some were looking forward to possibly marrying someone in the same field as us who shares our compassion for medicine (especially since this is the time of our lives that we are supposed to be finding our future spouse, if we hadn't already found them) And if you think i'm being a 'chauvinistic pig' for writing this, then you really need to realize what's going on. I know for a fact that a significant portion of med students who first enter med school are looking for the 'lookers' within the group - another evidence is during orientation when all the 2nd year guys (especially the single ones) are already labeling whose 'potential' and whose not within the oncoming class...

anyways, wondering if any of the first years out there felt disappointed at the selection of the other sex in their school......looks like i'll be dating women outside of med school.....anyone know any good single bars in Chi-town!
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nursing students...need i say more. 🙂
 
Originally posted by dcpark74
nursing students...need i say more. 🙂
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Other good alternatives: Veterinary medicine, Dentistry, and Speech Language Pathology.

Heck, there are plenty of good smart folks out there around in other graduate schools if you can find a way to meet them; if you don't like what you see in your neck of the woods, you can either complain about it, or do something about it....
 
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