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NYCOM geese

Discussion in 'Medical Students - DO' started by Liquid_Tension, Mar 25, 2001.

  1. Liquid_Tension

    Liquid_Tension Senior Member 10+ Year Member

    Feb 4, 2000
    New York
    Hello fellow NYCOM students...

    It has come to my attention that the geese are starting to act up, and attack people on campus. I think this is outrageous and ridiculous! I will be damned if those ugly disgusting filthy bastards are going to attempt to take over my campus! All I have to say is that if one of those heinous beasts even comes near me, I plan on re-enacting the 1991 super bowl...Scott Norwood from 47 yards! Oh no.....the goose is wide right! I suggest that everyone take similar action. Don't let the filthy mongers have their way!
    -your most pissed off Liquid
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  3. jawurheemd

    jawurheemd xx ToXiC xx 10+ Year Member

    Aug 8, 1999
    I remember visiting NYCOM at one time as my wife was taking her COMLEX there -- at first I was avoiding goose poopie. After awhile, I just said screw it. By the way, I don't like stepping in poopie, but you can't get around NYCOM without stepping on some. Kind of nasty if you ask me.

  4. you've probably been exposed to rumors that the geese are becoming troublesome and 'attacking' students on campus. i think there have been only one or two incidents isolated to one particular walkway (between the nycom-III building and the nycom-I building) thus far where a mother goose has chosen as a nesting site.

    i think the geese are adjusting to the clearing of the shrubbery around the infamous pond; don't nycom students--and posters of this messageboard--have more important things to do than monitor the whereabouts of geese, by the way? i'm personally pleased with the landscaping efforts around the pond, and the defensive mother goose on one particular walkway will necessarily have to relocate when some busy nycom students (whom are notorious for their complaining) contact their groundskeeping representatives.

    lighten up! i doubt the geese are organizing an effort to force nycom students into underground tunnels, but then again... the elders say geese can be crafty.

  5. Dr JPH

    Dr JPH Banned Banned 10+ Year Member

    Feb 4, 2000
    I remember an old thread on this very same topic.

    Liquid...I would suggest looking that old post up and seeing what was discussed.

    Maybe you can find a way to ease your concern about the "fowl foul-up".

    (I crack myself up.)

    Good Luck.

    Joshua Paul Hazelton
    [email protected]
    University of the Sciences in Philadelphia (2002)
  6. Liquid_Tension

    Liquid_Tension Senior Member 10+ Year Member

    Feb 4, 2000
    New York
    Probably around this time last year, I posted a similar message describing the horrors of the geese problem at NYCOM. But that was last year. And this is this year. And this year, we have even bigger problems! The filthy bastards have grown much larger testicles. And with a larger testicle, comes increased production ot testosterone! And with more testosterone comes more attitude and aggresiveness! Well......What these geese do not realize is that sitting in my boxer shorts right now, I have two massive watermellon-sized testicles! And these wonderful organs can pump out more luscious testosterone than all of the horrible geese combined! And if any of the buggers even tries to test the amount of my testicular hypertrophy, I will not think twice about punting the feathered monster into the next time zone. And about that nesting site, I am so happy that I saved a lot of my M-80's from last July 4th! I think after a few lit M-80's are deposited into that cesspool of a nest, the problematic location of the nest will be erradicated permanently! :)
    -your most goose exterminating Liquid
  7. rosebud

    rosebud Member 10+ Year Member

    Dec 19, 2000
    If there was any possible way we could lur all the geese into NYCOM III and leave them to roam the hallways......... man, wouldnt you just pay to see our deans faces? teehehehe..........

  8. DrWBD

    DrWBD Formerly 'wanna_be_do' Lifetime Donor Classifieds Approved 10+ Year Member

    May 2, 1999
    Long Island, NY USA
    Sadly, Rosebud, doing something like that is probably the only thing that would persuade the NYCOM administration to do something to seriously address the problem. Hmm, I wonder how we could get the geese to the top floor [​IMG]

    [This message has been edited by wanna_be_do (edited March 26, 2001).]
  9. rosebud

    rosebud Member 10+ Year Member

    Dec 19, 2000
    tell them there is free OMM for that increased kyphosis in their neck?

    OK, were getting way too geeky here.... I'm thinking along the lines of free pate now.........

    but honestly, I dont think the problem is as serious as funny. I mean, how often do you see your professors duck and run from the wrath of a web footed monster?

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