NYT: MedBed, Far-Right Miracle Cure for Pain

[drusso]

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Racked by Pain and Enraptured by a Right-Wing Miracle Cure

With Patriot Party News, Michael Chesebro found a sense of community, and a place where conspiracy theories could become real in the form of the “medbed.”

www.nytimes.com

"Andrea punched in a few codes and the bed began to recline and then vibrate. Michael pulled a blanket over his chest and took out his phone to type a quick note into the chat forum on Patriot Party News. “FOMO!” he wrote. “Haven’t been on for a bit because I’ve got the whole family getting Baxter treatments.” He checked back a few moments later to track the flow of replies.

“Thank God! Medbed miracle!”

“Can’t wait until Trump makes these available for all true Patriots.”

Andrea came back into the room and stood by the doorway, holding up her own phone. “People on the platform are so excited,” she said. “Is your back starting to feel better at all?”

He shifted in the bed and stared up at the ceiling, trying to believe, working to align his mind with the right frequencies.

“You know what?” he said, after a moment. “I think it does.”

 

[Agast]

“There were said to be at least three types of medbeds already in existence in secret military tunnels. One, a “holographic medbed,” scanned the body to instantly diagnose and then heal any sickness, no matter how severe. Another bed was able to regenerate personal DNA so people could regrow missing limbs in a few minutes. A third was designed for reverse aging and could rewind people’s bodies to the age and condition of their choosing.

The only holdup, according to the videos, was that a collection of liberal billionaires kept hoarding the technology for themselves.“

So…are there any liberal billionaires who have suspiciously regrown missing limbs

 

[Agast]

I’m more surprised that drusso subscribes to The NY Times

 

[drusso]

I’m more surprised that drusso subscribes to The NY Times

I rinse my brain with the WSJ after I read it.

 

[bedrock]

I rinse my brain with the WSJ after I read it.

I had a subscription to NYT for a decade, before they became a tabloid direct mouthpiece of the Democratic Party.

I subsequently now have an active subscription to the WSJ.

 

[Ducttape]

he is paying $ for CBT. good for him

in a way, he is kinda getting grifted (in terms of the content 😀)

but he has his wife to ground him.