Thought I'd interrupt this thread so we can all pass our times by singing
🙂 (Sorry about the length)
Sung to the tune of "I Know It's Today" from Shrek the Musical:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO8qkAm4Tq4
Modified lyrics (as befits most of our situations):
YOUNG FIONA:
(Sung)
Theres a pre-med
On the waitlist
Oh my gosh, thats just like me
Poor Rapunzel
Wants to get in
But the adcom's yet to meet
She passes time by singing
Like someone else I know
As days go by she sits and waits
As weeks go by? Uh oh
A torturous existence
I dont remember this part!
She wishes she were dead?
Skip ahead skip ahead!
But in the end she gets a packet in the mail,
She's finally been accepted - a financial package too!
So I know, I'll get in
Cause there are rules and there are strictures
I believe the stories that I hear on SDN
My white coat, stethoscope
Will look just like these pictures!
It wont be long now, I guarantee!
Day number
23.
I know its today
I know its today
TEENSAGE FIONA:
(Spoken)
Oh here's a good one! It's a classic!
(Sung)
Theres a pre-med
In a rumpus
Glad its her instead of me.
Pretty maiden's
File has been lost
How I wonder does she sleep?
Blah blah blah, call Admissions
Boring boring call again
Filler filler, been there, read that!
Now the Dean is on the scene.
Skip ahead, skip ahead
But in the end the pre-med wakes up with a start
Her cell phone is a'chiming
With news that melts her heart!
So I know, itll appear
That my acceptance will be coming
I've been selling all my MCAT
books one by one
They will call
Any day now
The acceptance will be binding!
About time we set a departure date!
Day number
58.
I know it's today.
Itll show up today....
FIONA:
...ay...
Theres a pre-med
Any pre-med
Take your pick, theyre all like me
Not exactly, Im still waiting
theyre living happily
Ever after better get here
I want love in seconds flat
No one needs these middle bits
Oops, did I do that?
Cut the letters, cut the vamping
Cut those interviews
Cut the perils and the pitfalls
Cut the update and the suits
Cut the monsters, cut the curses
Keep the intro, cut the verses
And the waiting, the waiting, the waiting, the waiting
The waiting!
But I know, I'll get in
Though I seem a bit bipolar
And Im a vandal now as well, though they wont mind
Im a find, Im a catch
And a very gifted bowler!
It wont be long now, I guarantee!
Day number
Are you there God?
Its me Fiona
ALL FIONAS:
Its me Fiona!
Now I know, it'll appear
Cause there are rules and there are strictures
I believe the stories that I hear on SDN
My white coat, stethoscope
Will look just like these pictures!
It wont be long now, I guarantee!
YOUNG FIONA
Day number 23
TEENAGE FIONA
Day number 58
FIONA:
Day number 83
YOUNG FIONA
I know its today, oooo
TEENAGE FIONA
I know its today, oooo
FIONA,
I know its today, oooo
YOUNG FIONA
I know its today, oooo
TEENAGE FIONA
I know its today, oooo
FIONA,
I Know it's today
ALL FIONAS,
I know it's today!