Official MCW Class of 2009 Thread

[Gimlet]

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But they can take him and his silly foot clan down. He also had to rely on a mutant rhino and warthog.

The TMNT's success against Shredder's Foot Clan was simply an effect of The Inverse Ninja Law.

 

[DoctorFunk]

The TMNT's success against Shredder's Foot Clan was simply an effect of The Inverse Ninja Law.

It's true. The Inverse Ninja Law is more iron-clad than gravity.

 

[Gimlet]

Posting this one in the thread that got me started down the road to postwhoredom!

 

[samenewme]

Posting this one in the thread that got me started down the road to postwhoredom!

Congratulations on your achievement. I hope one day to have the discipline not to emulate it.

 

[indo]

If you donate 10 bucks to SDN you can delete your posts.

 

[indo]

It's true. The Inverse Ninja Law is more iron-clad than gravity.

Gravity is just a theory. There are alternative explanations.

 

[Agent Splat]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0m_jO2hFFA[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Agent Splat]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnqpoT6mQI[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Agent Splat]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6JlqZeVbe8[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Agent Splat]

March 24th, 2007....a very special day.

 

[Gimlet]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6JlqZeVbe8[/YOUTUBE]

Ahhh, a classic. That first Frederyk Phox one scared the crap outta me!

March 24th, 2007....a very special day.

a Saturday?? 😕

 

[Agent Splat]

a Saturday?? 😕

not just ANY saturday.

 

[Gimlet]

not just ANY saturday.

The last Saturday of spring break?

Your birthday? Golden birthday?

 

[Agent Splat]

The last Saturday of spring break?

Your birthday? Golden birthday?

so much more special. you must not know me very well. it's one of the biggest things EVER.

 

[Gimlet]

so much more special. you must not know me very well. it's one of the biggest things EVER.

Wow, I feel dumb for not knowing this...

One week left to prepare for April Fool's day?
World Tuberculosis Day?
R. Lee Ermey's birthday?
Harry Houdini's birthday?
Chocolate covered raisin day?
175th anniversary of Mormon church founder Joseph Smith's tarring and feathering in Ohio?
34th anniversary of Pink Floyd's release of Dark Side of the Moon?

 

[Agent Splat]

Wow, I feel dumb for not knowing this...

One week left to prepare for April Fool's day?
World Tuberculosis Day?
R. Lee Ermey's birthday?
Harry Houdini's birthday?
Chocolate covered raisin day?
175th anniversary of Mormon church founder Joseph Smith's tarring and feathering in Ohio?
34th anniversary of Pink Floyd's release of Dark Side of the Moon?

sigh. you broke my heart, gimlet.

 

[Gimlet]

You just go ahead and lemme know when I get it...

Louie Anderson's birthday?
Anniversary of Pope Nicholas V's death in 1455?
The feast of Saint Katherine of Sweden?
Saturday of the 4th week of Lent?
282 days left in the year?

 

[Gimlet]

Something to do with Karen? Her birthday? Her golden birthday?

Shoot, I need to go to bed now, and this is gonna bug me.

 

[Agent Splat]

Something to do with Karen? Her birthday? Her golden birthday?

Shoot, I need to go to bed now, and this is gonna bug me.

poor guy. you keep getting colder as you get farther from my heart.

 

[Gimlet]

Willie Nelson plays at the Riverside theater?

How about a hint to wake up to? I'm gonna feel ******ed if anyone gets this on the first try.
Goodnight moon.

 

[Agent Splat]

Willie Nelson plays at the Riverside theater?

How about a hint to wake up to? I'm gonna feel ******ed if anyone gets this on the first try.
Goodnight moon.

you already got one in my last post.

Anyways, Marc's brain understandably leaps at new chances eagerly.

that was another. man, this is fun. i should write pathology exam questions.

 

[akpete]

so you're starting something new on March 24? and it has nothing to do with your heart.

 

[Agent Splat]

so you're starting something new on March 24? and it has nothing to do with your heart.

ah, the night shift has arrived.

actually, if you look back the implication of the first hint was that it's NEAR to my heart and guessing AWAY from my heart gets you colder.

 

[akpete]

oops. I'm gonna think about it while I get a snack...

 

[Agent Splat]

oops. I'm gonna think about it while I get a snack...

i have bananas and also chocolate chip cookies made by my mother here if you want those.

you probably won't need to take a BUS to get here either.

 

[akpete]

i have bananas and also chocolate chip cookies made by my mother here if you want those.

you probably won't need to take a BUS to get here either.

my bananas rotted 🙁 mmmm...chocolate chip cookies! but it's cold out and i am in my pj's. i'll settle for my roasted garlic triscuits and hummus.


so, things that are close to your heart...

you're quitting med school and march 24 is your first shift as a paramedic.

 

[akpete]

you're eloping.

you're gonna be on TV.

it's your mom's birthday.

 

[Agent Splat]

my bananas rotted 🙁 mmmm...chocolate chip cookies! but it's cold out and i am in my pj's. i'll settle for my roasted garlic triscuits and hummus.


so, things that are close to your heart...

you're quitting med school and march 24 is your first shift as a paramedic.

that's a little TOO close to my heart. why don't you just come over and slit my throat now.

 

[akpete]

that's a little TOO close to my heart. why don't you just come over and slit my throat now.

oh, sorry! 😳

 

[Agent Splat]

oh, sorry! 😳

but still, you're at the heart, kiddo.

 

[akpete]

so i think i get the prize for being the closest so far. 😉

i still kinda want a cookie. why does everyone seem to have cookies lately?

 

[Agent Splat]

so i think i get the prize for being the closest so far. 😉

i still kinda want a cookie. why does everyone seem to have cookies lately?

dunno. coincidence, I suppose. maybe we just need something comforting in these difficult times.

 

[akpete]

dunno. coincidence, I suppose. maybe we just need something comforting in these difficult times.

that's probably why i cracked and bought a bag of totino's pizza rolls the other day. so good, yet so bad.


let's see, what else is close to your heart?

i might be completely wrong or apparently not see you enough, but the first things that come to my mind are EMT stuff, photography, and comedy.

are you having a world premiere on march 24?

edit: you're already on youtube, so i don't know if that counts.

 

[Agent Splat]

don't move away from the light!!!!!!!!

oh, and at this point I realize i'm just being a jerk. I'm just trying to keep myself busy while lightly skimming notes.

 

[akpete]

well, marc, i gotta go. my dog needs to potty, and then we're going to sleep.

wish me luck on waking up before noon tomorrow. i did all pharm today cuz i was over 2 weeks behind, so i really gotta study hard tomorrow. i mean besides watching the daytona 500. 🙂


andy, i didn't get the answer, so you still have a shot. 😕

 

[Agent Splat]

booo!!! that's okay. sometimes I get unexpectedly called away too, even late at night. but that's the nature of it.

good luck studying tomorrow!

and yes, you were almost right, just not specifically right...the correct answer is in fact....back to work!!! school can't force me to quit just yet.

 

[Ashers]

booo!!! that's okay. sometimes I get unexpectedly called away too, even late at night. but that's the nature of it.

good luck studying tomorrow!

and yes, you were almost right, just not specifically right...the correct answer is in fact....back to work!!! school can't force me to quit just yet.

Oh man, I guessed it before I got to this post, but I was asleep while all the previous posting was going on.

 

[donnyfire]

Hmmmmm....

Horicon EMS takes delivery of a brand spanking new ambulance on March 24th?

 

[Gimlet]

I should've guessed the EMS thing. Dammit! Oh well, you can still celebrate all those other things while you're on your shift. (i.e., eat chocolate covered raisins while singing happy birthday to R. Lee Ermey and Louie Anderson, studying about tuberculosis, and listening to Dark Side of the Moon.

 

[Gimlet]

Anyways, Marc's brain understandably leaps at new chances eagerly.

I fail to see how that's a hint. 😕

 

[Agent Splat]

I fail to see how that's a hint. 😕

ye need not look further than the beginning of each word.

 

[Agent Splat]

I should've guessed the EMS thing. Dammit! Oh well, you can still celebrate all those other things while you're on your shift. (i.e., eat chocolate covered raisins while singing happy birthday to R. Lee Ermey and Louie Anderson, studying about tuberculosis, and listening to Dark Side of the Moon.

actually, what I usually end up doing is watching 4 episodes of Law and Order: SVU in a row, then cartoon network for a couple hours, then back to Spike TV for the "Girls Gone Wild" video infomercials. Unless of course something actually happens, requiring my services.

 

[Ashers]

ye need not look further than the beginning of each word.

hahaha... that's awesome. i'm so bored. even the bone stuff is boring.

 

[Agent Splat]

Hmmmmm....

Horicon EMS takes delivery of a brand spanking new ambulance on March 24th?

unfortunately we're still at least a year off on that. we're replacing the one in the photo, hopefully with a LifeLine, MedTec, or Braun.

 

[Agent Splat]

i should add that if you look closely, you can tell that my dad is driving in that photo. only if you actually know my dad I suppose, though.

 

[Ashers]

i should add that if you look closely, you can tell that my dad is driving in that photo. only if you actually know my dad I suppose, though.

Umm... yeah... that's incredibly obvious, I can't believe you even had to tell us. Your dad is a legend, isn't he? 🙄

 

[donnyfire]

unfortunately we're still at least a year off on that. we're replacing the one in the photo, hopefully with a LifeLine, MedTec, or Braun.

We always ended up going with MedTec in Janesville. They had to be Red, too. It's tough to make out, but if you look closely on the far left, you can tell.
This was my house for five+ years. Please note that the roof makes an excellent place to hide when dumping water on people who happen to wander from the safety of the indoors.

 

[Ashers]

We always ended up going with MedTec in Janesville. They had to be Red, too. It's tough to make out, but if you look closely on the far left, you can tell.
This was my house for five+ years. Please note that the roof makes an excellent place to hide when dumping water on people who happen to wander from the safety of the indoors.

Just water? No water balloons?

 

[donnyfire]

Just water? No water balloons?

Why use a balloon when you can use a 5 gallon bucket?

 

[Ashers]

Why use a balloon when you can use a 5 gallon bucket?

Fair enough. I like water balloon fights. didn't you also have access to a relatively large hose? 😉 Would those be long enough to get to the roof then make a shower for people?