Official MCW Class of 2009 Thread

[Xandie]

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I don't have my schedule yet, but I'm guessing I'm available every night (being on my integrated selective and all). However, I did get my orientation schedule -- 9 am! Woohoo!!! Latest I've had to get to work in four months.

 

[Xandie]

Oh yeah, and Ashers, Lisa said "just enjoy it because it's cake". I second her advice, enjoy! That goes for all you little whippersnappers.

 

[pratik7]

are yall bringing or wearing anything special tomm?

 

[akpete]

are yall bringing or wearing anything special tomm?

coffee

Well, I guess that's not special though is it.

 

[Gimlet]

are yall bringing or wearing anything special tomm?

I think we should all try to dress in a manner such that the administration feels a need to give us an extra "professionalism" speech on top of the ones we'll already be getting, I'm sure. I'm thinking I'll go with spandex shorts, a pastel tube top, and a navy blue blazer.

 

[akpete]

I think we should all try to dress in a manner such that the administration feels a need to give us an extra "professionalism" speech on top of the ones we'll already be getting, I'm sure. I'm thinking I'll go with spandex shorts, a pastel tube top, and a navy blue blazer.

👍

We'll definitely be getting a speech because I'm sure there will be people showing up a few minutes after 8 even though we've been told to show up at 7:45 so we can gather all our crap and start at 8am.

 

[akpete]

So I tried to login to that stupid homework we have to do, and it doesn't work. Anybody else have problems logging in?

 

[45408]

ouch. i think i'll back up all my media onto DVDs today.

I really need to back up my stuff. I have tons of files that could never be replaced....

 

[akpete]

Looks like I'm gonna get my own talking to tomorrow. Submitted to the help desk that I can't login, but haven't gotten a response, I'm assuming because it was after 6pm.

So I won't be getting my homework done.

 

[Ashers]

Oh yeah, and Ashers, Lisa said "just enjoy it because it's cake". I second her advice, enjoy! That goes for all you little whippersnappers.

Sweet! 4 more weeks of summer vacation!

Thanks for the info. =)

 

[Gimlet]

Looks like I'm gonna get my own talking to tomorrow. Submitted to the help desk that I can't login, but haven't gotten a response, I'm assuming because it was after 6pm.

So I won't be getting my homework done.

Ech, don't even worry about it. I was so irritated at those slideshows...I would have learned the stuff 10x better and 10x better if they just let us sit down with the program and play with it for a little while. The last two modules I just fast-forwarded through all the slides and made sure I could answer the questions.

 

[Xandie]

*Oh, it's a beautiful morning!!*

(Guess who can't sleep and has been up since 2am...)

 

[akpete]

It's really not that beautiful.

(guess who couldn't fall asleep until 3am and was up again at 6am)

Good morning Xandie!

 

[DoctorFunk]

The only thing beautiful about this morning is that I will inevitably spend its entirety playing Battleship with Ashers and Splat. Otherwise this day can bite me.

 

[Ashers]

It's really not that beautiful.

(guess who couldn't fall asleep until 3am and was up again at 6am)

Good morning Xandie!

Ohh!! Me!!! For the past 2 days. And you too, I guess, since you posted it. 😉

I hope I get done with CPR early.

 

[Xandie]

So, I suppose you guys are all officially M-3s now, what with TTC. Today is my last clinical JMS day, as tomorrow is M&M/Grand Rounds/Lecture for 10 and a half hours, but no clinics. And Thursday is an exam. This makes Don and I M-4s...

*sigh*

 

[Gimlet]

so bored...need games bad! Also need to figure out how to get PDA view on SDN.

 

[Ashers]

this cpr video is quality. 😀 seriously, "keep coughing. are you choking?"
just so everyone knows, the most important line in cpr/aed book is "An AED is needed to correct the problem..."

 

[45408]

this cpr video is quality. 😀 seriously, "keep coughing. are you choking?"
just so everyone knows, the most important line in cpr/aed book is "An AED is needed to correct the problem..."

oh, man, I first took a CPR class when I was 12, and the vid was at least 10 years old, so it was made in the glory days of the mid-80s. The acting was horribly stale. "Help. Call E. M. S. Sir......are you all right?"

 

[donnyfire]

This makes Don and I M-4s...

*sigh*

😀

I will sign all of my notes tomorrow with SMS instead of JMS.

 

[Xandie]

I have no notes tomorrow, as it's Wednesday. The next note I sign (assuming I write any notes ever again) will legitimately be SMS notes. Eeeep.

 

[Agent Splat]

I have no notes tomorrow, as it's Wednesday. The next note I sign (assuming I write any notes ever again) will legitimately be SMS notes. Eeeep.

i'm going to sign all my notes "EMT"...or maybe just "SPLAT"

 

[Agent Splat]

free night = wasted. i watched the Reno 911!: Miami movie...which was horribly poor compared to the awesomeness that is the show.

now i'm sitting here with nothing to do.

 

[donnyfire]

free night = wasted. i watched the Reno 911!: Miami movie...which was horribly poor compared to the awesomeness that is the show.

now i'm sitting here with nothing to do.

Consume a beer PO, repeat PRN, QS intoxication.

 

[donnyfire]

For those of you who didn't come to the intro to the wards night tonight, have your classmates beam you our handy-dandy soap note template and abbreviation list.

 

[Agent Splat]

For those of you who didn't come to the intro to the wards night tonight, have your classmates beam you our handy-dandy soap note template and abbreviation list.

sorry i didn't come. my brain was full of useless information by that point and I couldn't take being in school anymore whether future information was useful or not.

 

[Agent Splat]

my PPD site's reaction is currently at about 1.5cm x 3cm. how's everybody elses' doing?

 

[DoctorFunk]

For those of you who didn't come to the intro to the wards night tonight, have your classmates beam you our handy-dandy soap note template and abbreviation list.

I was there and will gladly beam the files to anyone interested...

for one million dollars, mwahahaha!

 

[Agent Splat]

I was there and will gladly beam the files to anyone interested...

for one million dollars, mwahahaha!

You're a jerk because you're not on inpatient peds with me. i'm very upset with you right now.

 

[Ashers]

I was there and will gladly beam the files to anyone interested...

for one million dollars, mwahahaha!

I gave you games. You owe me!!! 😀

I couldn't come because I had some stuff to do at home.

Splat play tennis with us. Pratik did.

 

[DoctorFunk]

You're a jerk because you're not on inpatient peds with me. i'm very upset with you right now.

Says the guy who got my #1 request for peds already. Yeah, I'm crying a river over here. 😉

 

[DoctorFunk]

Splat play tennis with us. Pratik did.

Yeah Splat, everybody's doing it.

 

[Agent Splat]

Yeah Splat, everybody's doing it.

except the people named Splat that were not contacted for said tennis outing? </guilt trip>

 

[DoctorFunk]

Not to post three times in a row or anything, but I thought you guys might like to see what I'm going to look like when I start taking No-Doz on my first night on call.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljtuGoIIKGs[/YOUTUBE]

 

[DoctorFunk]

except the people named Splat that were not contacted for said tennis outing?

To be honest with you, the people named Funk weren't contacted either. Maybe we should protest by playing bocci ball or something.

 

[Agent Splat]

Not to post three times in a row or anything,

good thing I saved you from such a fate.

 

[DoctorFunk]

good thing I saved you from such a fate.

You're a good man, Goose.

 

[Agent Splat]

Maybe we should protest by playing bocci ball or something.

thanks for bringing back memories of a love long dead, in the humid summers of Baton Rouge.

 

[Agent Splat]

You're a good man, Goose.

Goose died in a ridiculous and pathetic way. Unacceptable pop-culture connection.

 

[DoctorFunk]

thanks for bringing back memories of a love long dead, in the humid summers of Baton Rouge.

Doesn't need to be. I've got a bocci set sitting in my closet right now. Viva Louisiana!

 

[DoctorFunk]

Goose died in a ridiculous and pathetic way. Unacceptable pop-culture connection.

It was a necessary plot device. Plus, really, the guy looked like a tool. He had it comin'.

 

[Agent Splat]

Doesn't need to be. I've got a bocci set sitting in my closet right now. Viva Louisiana!

then you need to wear a short skirt, silver pearl necklace, and talk with an adorable southern accent.

 

[DoctorFunk]

then you need to wear a short skirt, silver pearl necklace, and talk with an adorable southern accent.

Wait a minute...did I leave my webcam on?!

 

[Agent Splat]

It was a necessary plot device. Plus, really, the guy looked like a tool. He had it comin'.

what are you implying about me?

 

[Agent Splat]

Wait a minute...did I leave my webcam on?!

no. i installed some cameras of my own.

 

[DoctorFunk]

no. i installed some cameras of my own.

I was wondering why one of my bathroom tiles looked like a lens this morning.

 

[Agent Splat]

I was wondering why one of my bathroom tiles looked like a lens this morning.

i didn't install any there...... odd.

 

[DoctorFunk]

what are you implying about me?

Oh...uh...nothing. I'm sure you're not going to have to be a necessary sacrifice in the amazing story of a handsome, rebellious brunette upstart/ninja in the near future.

 

[Agent Splat]

Oh...uh...nothing. I'm sure you're not going to have to be a necessary sacrifice in the amazing story of a handsome, rebellious brunette upstart/ninja in the near future.

well if you put it THAT way.....

 

[DoctorFunk]

well if you put it THAT way.....

Just think of it as a non-violent medical school jihad that will ensure an eternity in a land of milk, honey, and lilac scented one-way valve facemasks.