Official MCW Class of 2009 Thread

[akpete]

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Hot volleyball. 😉

you know it.

 

[DoctorFunk]

you'd think you get that many chicks together at once and they'll all be concerned about looking like a slut, but no.

I take it you haven't been to too many sorority/frat parties, huh? 😉

 

[Gimlet]

I take it you haven't been to too many sorority/frat parties, huh? 😉

Hehehe, touche. But there are males involved confounding the variables at a frat party. This was just a bunch of girls. Maybe that's even better, I dunno.

 

[akpete]

That was her *other* bachelorette party. 😀 From the stories I heard, I was very surprised at how non-prudish the girls were during the event...you'd think you get that many chicks together at once and they'll all be concerned about looking like a slut, but no.

You haven't listened in on too many conversations amongst women. We can be pretty graphic. Nothing crosses the line pretty much.

 

[DoctorFunk]

This was just a bunch of girls. Maybe that's even better, I dunno.

Sounds like some further investigation is in order. We all know that whenever large groups of girls get together in a sexually charged atmosphere that they all start spontaneously making out. Usually after a large pillowfight.

I'm sure your wife abstained though...unless you're into that sort of thing, of course.

 

[Gimlet]

I'm sure your wife abstained though...unless you're into that sort of thing, of course.

That type of behavior is highly encouraged in this unholy union.

 

[DoctorFunk]

You haven't listened in on too many conversations amongst women. We can be pretty graphic. Nothing crosses the line pretty much.

I guess Gimmy never watched the first three episodes of Sex and the City like the ol' Funkster here. If he had, he would have been awarded his honorary 2nd X chromosome already, along with the supersecret "What the hell are girls really trying to say" decoder ring.

 

[DoctorFunk]

That type of behavior is highly encouraged in this unholy union.

Attaboy.

 

[Gimlet]

I guess Gimmy never watched the first three episodes of Sex and the City like the ol' Funkster here. If he had, he would have been awarded his honorary 2nd X chromosome already, along with the supersecret "What the hell are girls really trying to say" decoder ring.

Actually, Mrs. Gimlet has the entire series on DVD. I have either watched or inadvertently seen pretty much every episode. I can't tell you how much I cringe everytime I think about the soulless harpies that star on that show.

Edit: My honorary 2nd X chromosome has probably become pyknotic from overuse due to exposure to Sex and the City. That explains it.

 

[Ashers]

Was this all brought about by studying my arch-nemesis of a class, psych?

 

[DoctorFunk]

Actually, Mrs. Gimlet has the entire series on DVD. I have either watched or inadvertently seen pretty much every episode. I can't tell you how much I cringe everytime I think about the soulless harpies that star on that show.

Thanks for sharing that with me today. That must have been really hard for you. Would you like to talk some more about it?

 

[DoctorFunk]

Was this all brought about by studying my arch-nemesis of a class, psych?

Join in the fun!

 

[Ashers]

This could also make for a funny you tube thing, if it were a real discussion on the couches.

Especially the blow up sheep. that was wac.

 

[DoctorFunk]

This could also make for a funny you tube thing, if it were a real discussion on the couches.

Especially the blow up sheep. that was wac.

Speaking of youtube, I've put a lot of thought into Funk's Physiology today, and I decided that maybe the best way to do it is craft a story of the realistic sexlife of a medical student in their basic science years. I'm thinking the first episode can feature me sitting in a nerd room, just studying with a stream of consciousness narration about how I can hardly remember what girls look like. Maybe I'll even pretend to be studying anatomy and I can try drawing the pelvic floor or something.

 

[Ashers]

Speaking of youtube, I've put a lot of thought into Funk's Physiology today, and I decided that maybe the best way to do it is craft a story of the realistic sexlife of a medical student in their basic science years. I'm thinking the first episode can feature me sitting in a nerd room, just studying with a stream of consciousness narration about how I can hardly remember what girls look like. Maybe I'll even pretend to be studying anatomy and I can try drawing the pelvic floor or something.

And you could have girls just walking by in scrubs... since we turn pretty much ambisexual, and you don't attend an all male school.

 

[DoctorFunk]

And you could have girls just walking by in scrubs... since we turn pretty much ambisexual, and you don't attend an all male school.

Exactly. But not those finely crafted designer scrubs that they wear in Grey's Anatomy where it shows off everyone's greatest physical asset. No, the one size fits most monstrosities that we all wear that make us look like The Blob dressed up like a surgeon for Halloween.

 

[Ashers]

Exactly. But not those finely crafted designer scrubs that they wear in Grey's Anatomy where it shows off everyone's greatest physical asset. No, the one size fits most monstrosities that we all wear that make us look like The Blob dressed up like a surgeon for Halloween.

Sounds like a white coat too, and how they make everyone look so professional.

 

[DoctorFunk]

Sounds like a white coat too, and how they make everyone look so professional.

Only the short white coats though. I'm like a 10+ as soon as I put on the long white coat. But like you said before, as soon as the short one comes on I may as well be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle masquerading as a doctor.

 

[Ashers]

Only the short white coats though. I'm like a 10+ as soon as I put on the long white coat. But like you said before, as soon as the short one comes on I may as well be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle masquerading as a doctor.

My sister says the short white coats make everyone look like turtles. I liked it in college when I wore a long white coat and ran around the university medical center for research. I felt so important compared to the stupid med students in their short white coats.

 

[DoctorFunk]

I felt so important compared to the stupid med students in their short white coats.

And you were more important than the med students. It's a proven fact that importance is directly proportional to the length of your white coat. That's why mine is going to have a train.

Veil optional.

 

[Ashers]

And you were more important than the med students. It's a proven fact that importance is directly proportional to the length of your white coat. That's why mine is going to have a train.

Veil optional.

You could do a youtube video based on that theorem.

I say the most important person gets to wear a white cape.

 

[Xandie]

I say the most important person gets to wear a white cape.

I'm kind of short though, so be sure to have it measured especially for me. Thanks.

 

[donnyfire]

Capes are dangerous. Didn't you guys see The Incredibles? I know there aren't many jet engines for you to get sucked into, but there are robots around the hospital. You wouldn't want to get your cape tangled up in the DaVinci. You might end up stuck watching a 12 hour prostatectomy.

 

[Agent Splat]

I'm kind of short though, so be sure to have it measured especially for me. Thanks.

we'll just get you a baby bib. then you can turn it around for feeding time.

 

[indo]

Please tell me you are watching the Price is Right now....Cody is going ape**** and the last guy won an 80,000 dollar winnebago.

 

[indo]

Can someone tell me what is happening physiologically during a vasovagal spell?

 

[indo]

I guess Gimmy never watched the first three episodes of Sex and the City like the ol' Funkster here. If he had, he would have been awarded his honorary 2nd X chromosome already, along with the supersecret "What the hell are girls really trying to say" decoder ring.

I've actually watched most of those episodes in all 22 seasons or whatever. If I was to base my knowledge of women on that show I would have to assume that all women run around using terrible dialogue and dorky cliches. In every group of friends there'd have to be the attention *****, the real *****, the prude, and the other one. All of them would have serious problems with relationships.

Well, upond deeper thought, I suppose only the cliche thing is incorrect.

 

[45408]

I've actually watched most of those episodes in all 22 seasons or whatever.

I've only seen one, and that pretty much satisfied all my curiosity for that show.

 

[Ashers]

I've only seen one, and that pretty much satisfied all my curiosity for that show.

Same here. I didn't like it. Personally, I don't see what the appeal is. We have much better conversations making fun of Marty at the couches before exams.

 

[akpete]

I love that show!!! 😍 I try to catch it every week on TBS.


Stop judging me. It's entertaining. And I like clothes.

 

[donnyfire]

Can someone tell me what is happening physiologically during a vasovagal spell?

Here

 

[Ashers]

Here

haha. Trying to kill the thread in as few words as possible?

Nothing like drawing blood on those people who faint easily.

 

[Xandie]

Damnit Marc, I'm not THAT short.

 

[Agent Splat]

Damnit Marc, I'm not THAT short.

actually i just figured you'd probably need a bib more than anything.

 

[donnyfire]

haha. Trying to kill the thread in as few words as possible?

Yup

 

[Ashers]

Yup

Won't work.

 

[Agent Splat]

Won't work.

yesssssss

 

[Agent Splat]

thanks to the warm temperatures and melting snow, THIS just appeared on my ceiling. Nice.

Should I go for a reduced monthly rate or a free month's rent when I go to complain about this and the 5 other cracks in my walls/ceiling?

 

[DoctorFunk]

thanks to the warm temperatures and melting snow, THIS just appeared on my ceiling. Nice.

Should I go for a reduced monthly rate or a free month's rent when I go to complain about this and the 5 other cracks in my walls/ceiling?

Looks to me a little like the Virgin Mary. It's an Ashleigh Wednesday miracle!

 

[indo]

Your apartment has a ceiling? Wow....must be nice to be rich.

 

[indo]

haha. it looks like a vagina.

 

[Agent Splat]

Your apartment has a ceiling? Wow....must be nice to be rich.

I worked hard for that ceiling. damn hard. but when this kind of quality ruins the luxuries I've spent my hard earned money on, like ceilings, doors, and cocaine, I am NOT a happy camper.

 

[indo]

I've had two vasovagal spells in less than a year but they're were both preceeded by almost identicle workouts. However, this time I had been studying physiology so I knew how to get rid of the symptoms faster. But, I've never been as close to passing out as I was on the way to my car. Resp. rate 25 maybe, hr 100 normal 40, sweating like a "***** in church", fluid about to come out of every hole in my body. Diagnosis: heart failure.

 

[Gimlet]

Looks to me a little like the Virgin Mary. It's an Ashleigh Wednesday miracle!

It looks like something virginal, but definitely not Mary.

Edit: Damn, Indo beat me to it by a long shot. SDN is being weird to me today.

 

[akpete]

Hey Marc. There are actually several buildings with leaky roofs right now. They reroofed some last year apparently, but then ran out of money. My building is leaking really badly. But fortunately it's in the hallway. It leaked last year too, so I think we're first on the New Roof waiting list for when all the snow is gone. It's much worse this year. Huge stains covering the ceiling in the hall. Constant dripping coming from 2 different spots. I swear the ceiling is bowing too. The carpet in the hall is soaked. I'm waiting for it all to come crashing down. Maybe I should buy renter's insurance?

I guess that's what happens to a 40-yo FLAT roof. 👎

 

[DoctorFunk]

I've had two vasovagal spells in less than a year but they're were both preceeded by almost identicle workouts. However, this time I had been studying physiology so I knew how to get rid of the symptoms faster. But, I've never been as close to passing out as I was on the way to my car. Resp. rate 25 maybe, hr 100 normal 40, sweating like a "***** in church", fluid about to come out of every hole in my body. Diagnosis: heart failure.

I'll start!

Obligatory M2 Differential Diagnosis:
1). Panic Attacks

 

[Ashers]

I'll start!

Obligatory M2 Differential Diagnosis:
1). Panic Attacks

2) Opioid Withdrawal

 

[DoctorFunk]

Obligatory M2 Differential Diagnosis:
1). Panic Attacks
2) Opioid Withdrawal

3). Anal Wink Reflex

 

[Agent Splat]

Maybe I should buy renter's insurance?

👎

probably. i'm going in tomorrow to complain. If they're going to raise my rent every year they could at least raise the quality of the building.

 

[Ashers]

3). Anal Wink Reflex

OF COURSE! How could I have been so blind? We can stop with the DDx's. We've got the final diagnosis right there. (diminished or present?)