Official MCW Class of 2009 Thread

Burrell College of Osteopathic Medicine
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donnyfire said:
I think I read somewhere that if you stare at the anal wink long enough, you go blind.

Let's see that kill the thread.
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Going for the save here:

I always thought looking directly into the anal wink would be kind of like staring into the Event Horizon or possibly it could send you through the Stargate into some lame alternate universe where Egyptians rule the desert with weird llama-cow crossbreed animals as their only source of food.
 
so much for studying ANY pharm tonight.

(take that, don!)
 
DoctorFunk said:
Going for the save here:

I always thought looking directly into the anal wink would be kind of like staring into the Event Horizon or possibly it could send you through the Stargate into some lame alternate universe where Egyptians rule the desert with weird llama-cow crossbreed animals as their only source of food.
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The walking through the stargate analogy is about the funniest thing I've heard all week.:laugh:
I just hope that once you're through, you don't get stuck on the other side.
 
Ashers said:
You are current reigning champion. Though, I have been known to shut down some threads for hours too (as noticed by Splat).

(We're over 1000, the mods may want to shut us down... you've got another chance to defend your title.)
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I challenge the mods to try to shut us down. Everytime they kill one MCW thread, 2 spring up in its place.

We're a virus on this board, and I love it.
 
Agent Splat said:
just to clarify...I don't want you ALL dead.
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Phew...that's a relief. Just for clarification, which group do I fall into?

Breaking news: my coffee maker's timed start works just fine. Loading yourself up with inhuman amounts of coffee before an ass-early church service is really the only way to go. If anybody can find me at school later this morning, they are very likely to have an interesting (*hyper!*) conversation with me. 😉
 
DoctorFunk said:
Phew...that's a relief. Just for clarification, which group do I fall into?

Breaking news: my coffee maker's timed start works just fine. Loading yourself up with inhuman amounts of coffee before an ass-early church service is really the only way to go. If anybody can find me at school later this morning, they are very likely to have an interesting (*hyper!*) conversation with me. 😉
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I'll be over at the Children's Corporate Center this afternoon from 130 to 500. Feel free to come entertain me during peds lectures. 😀

And anyone who can explain to me why in the name of all that is holy I am up at this hour (I'm on outpatient peds this month and my clinic starts at 930) will get lots of appreciation and probably a hug.
 
Xandie said:
I'll be over at the Children's Corporate Center this afternoon from 130 to 500. Feel free to come entertain me during peds lectures. 😀

And anyone who can explain to me why in the name of all that is holy I am up at this hour (I'm on outpatient peds this month and my clinic starts at 930) will get lots of appreciation and probably a hug.
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You should use AIM, and we can all chat during that. 😉

I'm just having my normal amounts of caffeine, which is a lot, just to keep me awake.
 
Ashers said:
You should use AIM, and we can all chat during that. 😉

I'm just having my normal amounts of caffeine, which is a lot, just to keep me awake.
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A laptop would look exceedingly out of place at lecture. And the typing would invariably get me in trouble. And (I have a degree in English, and it's totally acceptable to start multiple sentences in a row with "and) there isn't really wireless internet in the corporate center. My palm THINKS there is... but it's been misled.
 
Xandie said:
A laptop would look exceedingly out of place at lecture. And the typing would invariably get me in trouble. And (I have a degree in English, and it's totally acceptable to start multiple sentences in a row with "and) there isn't really wireless internet in the corporate center. My palm THINKS there is... but it's been misled.
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Sounds like you need Palm sodoku. And maybe a cell phone that allows you to text message through AIM. Those generally make less noise and are easier to conceal.

By the way, no fair on the "old" jokes. I was just telling Ashers last night how old I am feeling heading into my birthday next month. Next thing you know I'll be picking up 18 year-old floozies, buying a Pontiac Sunbird, and dying my hair purple just to feel young again.

Any chance I can convince a few people to grab a drink with me on my bday?
 
DoctorFunk said:
Sounds like you need Palm sodoku. And maybe a cell phone that allows you to text message through AIM. Those generally make less noise and are easier to conceal.

By the way, no fair on the "old" jokes. I was just telling Ashers last night how old I am feeling heading into my birthday next month. Next thing you know I'll be picking up 18 year-old floozies, buying a Pontiac Sunbird, and dying my hair purple just to feel young again.

Any chance I can convince a few people to grab a drink with me on my bday?
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As soon as I get my palm, I'm getting Sudoku and Bejewled. 😀

Your birthday appears to be before spring break, that means no massive studying for exams. Therefore, my magic eight ball says "Outlook Good."
 
DoctorFunk said:
Sounds like you need Palm sodoku. And maybe a cell phone that allows you to text message through AIM. Those generally make less noise and are easier to conceal.

By the way, no fair on the "old" jokes. I was just telling Ashers last night how old I am feeling heading into my birthday next month. Next thing you know I'll be picking up 18 year-old floozies, buying a Pontiac Sunbird, and dying my hair purple just to feel young again.

Any chance I can convince a few people to grab a drink with me on my bday?
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Yes... am I invited?

It wasn't an old joke! I was just pointing out that you're older than I. Of course, I'm practically a neonate over here at 24 and a half. Woohoo.
 
Xandie said:
Yes... am I invited?

It wasn't an old joke! I was just pointing out that you're older than I. Of course, I'm practically a neonate over here at 24 and a half. Woohoo.
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You know it. My birthday is on March 10th (a Saturday this year 😀 ) so I plan on celebrating in style. You'll all be happy to know that I become very cheerful and laughy (is that even a word?) when I'm buzzed/drunk, so it should be good times. My wife calls me "the cheerleader" when we go out to bars, whatever that means. 😉
 
DoctorFunk said:
You know it. My birthday is on March 10th (a Saturday this year 😀 ) so I plan on celebrating in style. You'll all be happy to know that I become very cheerful and laughy (is that even a word?) when I'm buzzed/drunk, so it should be good times.
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My birthday is the Sunday right before our next round of exams...yes, April 1, everybody. I think I'll have to enjoy my birthday a week early or a week late. not sure which yet.

DoctorFunk said:
My wife calls me "the cheerleader" when we go out to bars, whatever that means. 😉
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You wear short, pleated skirts and spin around? hot.
 
DoctorFunk said:
You know it. My birthday is on March 10th (a Saturday this year 😀 ) so I plan on celebrating in style. You'll all be happy to know that I become very cheerful and laughy (is that even a word?) when I'm buzzed/drunk, so it should be good times. My wife calls me "the cheerleader" when we go out to bars, whatever that means. 😉
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I'm in. I just realized today that we don't have exams again until a week after we come back from Spring Break (note capitalization since according to GOB Bluth it is an official holiday). I'm very happy about that.
 
My birthday is on a Monday... in August. You'll all be perky third years by then... lucky you.
 
Good news on the roof front Marc. There were some guys fiddling around on my roof this morning. So hopefully that means things are happening.

Freaked the hell out of my dog though. She just sat there, looking all around, and shaking. She just couldn't figure out where the noise was coming from.


I would love to go out for bday drinks, but I'm in DC on the 10th. So I'll need to see some pictures of our fancy cheerleader.

And since I'm sure everyone's dying to know...my birthday is July 14. A Saturday I think.
 
akpete said:
Good news on the roof front Marc. There were some guys fiddling around on my roof this morning. So hopefully that means things are happening.
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almost forgot to mention this...that was me. I'm putting some of my lasers on the roofs in case the bad people come. sorry about scaring your dog. i'll let you know when we have to run the tests so you know not to be outside.
 
Since everyone else is saying their bday. Mine's on a Monday this year, 5 November. I'ven't been able to do anything for my birthday since med school started, except study.

Anyone else having a hard time getting started studying again? Or is it just me?
 
Ashers said:
Path and CER, duh. You missed a great procrastination session standing around the library computers.
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He really did. It was glorious.
 
I like it how Marty's turned "You're a Republican" into an insult and uses it on people who aren't. Then he turns to me and says it to me even though I'm not the one making fun of is undershirt sticking out of his sleeves.
 
Ashers said:
I like it how Marty's turned "You're a Republican" into an insult and uses it on people who aren't. Then he turns to me and says it to me even though I'm not the one making fun of is undershirt sticking out of his sleeves.
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Marty was just lashing out at the world today. He was pretty hormonal, if ya ask me.
 
Ashers said:
I like it how Marty's turned "You're a Republican" into an insult and uses it on people who aren't. Then he turns to me and says it to me even though I'm not the one making fun of is undershirt sticking out of his sleeves.
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It's interesting that you say that. Can you tell me a little more about this?
 
Agent Splat said:
It's interesting that you say that. Can you tell me a little more about this?
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Don't fall for his Jedi mind-tricks Ashers! Republicans are immune to Jedi mind-tricks!!!
 
DoctorFunk said:
Marty was just lashing out at the world today. He was pretty hormonal, if ya ask me.
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He's been more hormonal/pissy since he started dating someone. It has made him less anxious and less likely to burst an aneurysm in our presence, though.

Agent Splat said:
It's interesting that you say that. Can you tell me a little more about this?
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I don't understand what you're asking, Doctor. You should query Marty's fashion consultant.
 
Agent Splat said:
if I ever hear screams for help, I'm not going to call the police...I'm going to go freelance musketeer like this guy...
http://www.themilwaukeechannel.com/news/11072575/detail.html

rapists and porno watchers everywhere!! beware the sword-bearing avenger!!!!
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I just want everyone to know right now that me and my katana, The Crimson Dragon'sBaneTearBreath, were safely at home that night, studying path and definitely not watching porno of our own.
 
Ashers said:
Haha... I'm glad I didn't fall for his mind-tricks then.
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Yeah, G.W. would have kicked you right out of the party and then shipped you off to Iran or something.
 
Agent Splat said:
so you were using the pictures from the CNS notes then when you were "polishing your katana?"
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Finally, a close-ended question. I'll answer then:

I feel I cannot answer that question as it may tend to incriminate me.
 
DoctorFunk said:
Yeah, G.W. would have kicked you right out of the party and then shipped you off to Iran or something.
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He wouldn't do that to me. He's written me a personalized letter before. That and I'm connected to him in a few degrees (my dad's best friend from high school is his best friend from college). My dad found that out by reading some article and seeing his friend's name in the article cuz he also held a position as some doctor in DC (he's a psychiatrist).
 
Ashers said:
He wouldn't do that to me. He's written me a personalized letter before. That and I'm connected to him in a few degrees (my dad's best friend from high school is his best friend from college). My dad found that out by reading some article and seeing his friend's name in the article cuz he also held a position as some doctor in DC (he's a psychiatrist).
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can you hook me up with his daughters?
 
Ashers said:
He wouldn't do that to me. He's written me a personalized letter before. That and I'm connected to him in a few degrees
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I'd be watching the mail for a subpoena for that Scooter Libby trial, then. 😉
 
Agent Splat said:
can you hook me up with his daughters?
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Karen would not be happy if I did that. And did I ever say I met him? No. My dad was disappointed that his friend didn't offer to introduce them.

DoctorFunk said:
I'd be watching the mail for a subpoena for that Scooter Libby trial, then. 😉
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haha. right. "What did you have to do with this? All I did was write a letter to the president and he wrote me back! I promise!"
 
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