conservative values, republicans, the fact that indians don't really live in teepees here, being waved at by a stranger while driving and not giving the finger in return, being able to walk down the street at night without being mugged, the "red" vote, fried okra, poke salat, republicans, blackeyed peas on New Years, relatively low taxes, the fact that we can buy an 8,000 square foot mansion for what they give for a 1 bdrm walkup in lower manhattan, not having to put up with the Kennedy's, not having to worry as much about being blown up by Osama, cornbread and milk, shorts in December, Carrie Underwood, chiggers, "fixin'" as a verb, no subways, cow tipping, >1:1 ratio trucks to cars, 1/2 the gas tax that they're paying, validity given to the pro-life opinion, the right to keep most of what you make, chitlins (yuck), politeness as a rule, republicans, college football teams that don't suck, republicans, the fact that we don't have to worry about a cataclysmic tidal wave wiping us out, sweet tea, "ya'll", intolerance to illegal immigration, bacon grease, republicans, glass packs, Dukes of Hazzard, country music, "cow" dogs, our definition of "gun control" which basically means to hold it with both hands, republicans...