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So while I was daydreaming in the middle of internal medicine rounds, I was thinking of all the funny things I saw during my clerkship experience. I thought it would be fun sharing some of these funny stories amongst the omfs folks....i'll start
The story takes place at a free clinic while I was finishing up my 1 week rotation. This particular clinic caters to to the homeless and the recently freed inmates in the great city of Cleveland. So this 20 somewhat year old white male walks in, no PMH, presenting with allergic rhinitis wanting to get loratadine. I figured, 'great, should take 5 minutes and i can attempt my escape and go home ' but no....the nurse practitioner insisted that we do a GU exam to r/o inguinal hernia....and I was thinking WHAT!!! Worse yet, she was hinting at the fact that I should do the exam....hell no. I just sat there, looked as uninterested as I can possibly be, so she decided she should do the exam herself. Mind u, this guy came into get his claritin....so she makes the guy drop his pants, checks for the hernia, and then proceeds to exam his penis for lesions...and yes you guessed it, this guy started popping a boner right in front of her.... And this lady is in her 50's, weighing in at approx 250+ lbs! Not the most attractive NP i've seen. She immediately stopped the exam and told him to put on his pants, but the story doesn't end there....this guy had teh hardest time passing his jeans over his boner and was struggling so bad!! I was trying so hard not to laugh!! I dunno...maybe some of u guys will think it's not so funny, but u should have been there....med school is boring but sure has it's funny moments
The story takes place at a free clinic while I was finishing up my 1 week rotation. This particular clinic caters to to the homeless and the recently freed inmates in the great city of Cleveland. So this 20 somewhat year old white male walks in, no PMH, presenting with allergic rhinitis wanting to get loratadine. I figured, 'great, should take 5 minutes and i can attempt my escape and go home ' but no....the nurse practitioner insisted that we do a GU exam to r/o inguinal hernia....and I was thinking WHAT!!! Worse yet, she was hinting at the fact that I should do the exam....hell no. I just sat there, looked as uninterested as I can possibly be, so she decided she should do the exam herself. Mind u, this guy came into get his claritin....so she makes the guy drop his pants, checks for the hernia, and then proceeds to exam his penis for lesions...and yes you guessed it, this guy started popping a boner right in front of her.... And this lady is in her 50's, weighing in at approx 250+ lbs! Not the most attractive NP i've seen. She immediately stopped the exam and told him to put on his pants, but the story doesn't end there....this guy had teh hardest time passing his jeans over his boner and was struggling so bad!! I was trying so hard not to laugh!! I dunno...maybe some of u guys will think it's not so funny, but u should have been there....med school is boring but sure has it's funny moments