To Emergency Residents and Attendings, there are some things that might surprise you, if you ever are fortunate enough to find yourself enrolling in a Pain Fellowship:
-When you are learning how to do spinal cord stimulator implants, you'll realize your past surgical rotations and your vast skills in complex wound closure put you a step ahead.
-When you're examining patients, you'll realize you ability to do an efficient, problem focused, problem pertinent exam, puts you a step ahead.
-When you are tasked with diagnosing what pain generators a patient has, you'll realize your skills as an efficient, focused diagnostician put you a step ahead.
-When you need to write outpatient prescriptions, you'll realize your broad knowledge of all classes of medications puts you a step ahead.
-When you encounter "chaos" in a busy clinic or overbooked procedure suite, you'll realize your ability to handle the immense life-death time pressure of a busy ED puts you a step ahead.
-When you learn spinal procedures, you'll realize your ability to do lumbar punctures with image guidance, puts you a step ahead when now you can cheat by using x-ray vision, every time.
-When you encounter difficult decisions regarding opiates, you'll realize having coded many young patients with opiate OD, having told family members their loved one is dead, having seen the opiate crisis from the front lines, puts you a step ahead.
-When you are in Pain clinic and you realize having had thousands of patient encounters under your belt already, from malingerers lying and manipulating for inappropriate opiates, you'll realize the ingrained sixth sense you've developed puts you step ahead.
-When you realize that you've been able to see chronic pain patients while overwhelmed, at 3 am, with cardiac arrests coming in, on nights, weekends and holidays, and it's ten times easier if you can do it while focusing on nothing else, at 3 pm on a Tuesday, with no dying kids or dying traumas coming in at the same time, you'll know you're a step ahead.
-When you realize your years of reading spine, extremity x-rays and spine CT scans gives you a great base from which to learn Pain-related imaging, you'll know you're a step ahead.
-When you realize the field of Pain Medicine takes a little bit from a lot of different specialties, and you're the person that knows a little bit from a lot of different specialties, you'll know you're a step ahead.
-When you realize that the Interventional part of Pain Medicine involves learning short procedures and becoming comfortable handling a needle, and that you've become an expert at learning a wide variety of short procedures and are already more than comfortable wielding a needle, you'll know you're a step ahead.
-When you realize the part of anesthesia that relates to chronic pain is small, namely loss of resistance technique and that it's very easy to learn and add to the base of skills you already have, and that anesthesia's dominance of the subspecialty is primarily historical and turf related, you'll realize ... you're still a step ahead.
If you're an EM resident or EM attending and you're thinking of applying to Pain fellowships, don't hesitate. Apply to them all and do it with the utmost confidence. The more of you that do, succeed, make names for yourself and get on fellowship admission committees, the easier it progressively becomes for the next wave of EM applicants.
And on that note, I'd like to finish with some words of wisdom from an old Book:
"Haters gonna hate" - Proverbs 9:8