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Where is your, uh, office again?

heheeee.

should I tell you the secret knock

 

[DropkickMurphy]

I want pictures first.....

 

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Yeah, right.....I believe that about as much as I believe that I will enjoy my obstetrics rotation in med school

(looking innocent and naive)

oh but it's true

(*cough cough*)

 

[DropkickMurphy]

(looking innocent and naive)

oh but it's true

(*cough cough*)

So you still have a cough reflex, are your other reflexes intact?

 

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So you still have a cough reflex, are your other reflexes intact?

always

in fact I practice them

 

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hmmmm......


I wonder who else is in here.....

I can feel people reading me....

 

[DropkickMurphy]

always

in fact I practice them

You're bulimic?

 

[DropkickMurphy]

Do you like it when people watch?

 

[DropkickMurphy]

OK, I'm going to bed......g'night.

 

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Do you like it when people watch?

watch what?

 

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solo pad

 

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checking email

 

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interim pad

 

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so I got a ton of spam as per usual

 

[Apollyon]

You never commented on "acrobatic and all orifices" - I thought you were referring to "airtight"

 

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one invite to a party

 

[MirrorTodd]

by which I mean that I know about 2 words of spanish, and I was not thinking of anything else or insuinating anything or making a double entendre. NO.

I'd like to double your entendre. 😀

 

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You never commented on "acrobatic and all orifices" - I thought you were referring to "airtight"

why hello!

ummm....are you bringing in other thread material into here...?!

 

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I'd like to double your entendre. 😀

greetings Todd!

go ahead, double my pleasure

 

[Apollyon]

why hello!

ummm....are you bringing in other thread material into here...?!

Oh...I thought it was in this thread.

(Nicely evasive, though!)

 

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trying for 500

 

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Oh...I thought it was in this thread.

(Nicely evasive, though!)

yeah, huh. I dodged that...like ducked low and let it fly over...

 

[MirrorTodd]

so I got a ton of spam as per usual

For every 1 real e-mail I get, there follows 300 spam messages.

 

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yeah, huh. I dodged that...like ducked low and let it fly over...

but ummmm.....so....uuhhhhh.....

'no comment'


is my final answer......

and that should be too much information!

 

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For every 1 real e-mail I get, there follows 300 spam messages.

me too.

I think sometimes I accidentally delete real emails cuz I am so spastic when I mass delete spam

 

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should I take my new boy to the party?

 

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should I even go to the party?

 

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hmmm. should I even tell him about the party?

 

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hmmm. decisions. decisions.

 

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I told him I would have dinner with him tomorrow at 8.

 

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cuz I had to work out first

 

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I think seeing him twice a week is a good amount.

 

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because I need my space and I don't want to be like stalked or anything

 

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ok, so I think that I won't tell him about the party

and I won't go to it either.

that;s fair. I think.

 

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and then on Saturday we can just go out and have a nice dinner.

then drink and make out.

 

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he better give me a massage on Saturday though.

(likes attention)

 

[Apollyon]

Do you know what "airtight" is?

 

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hmm. candles would be nice too

 

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Do you know what "airtight" is?

YIKES!!!! you're at 6996


SAVOR the moment!

 

[MirrorTodd]

Yes, veg out instead. I think it is so much better sometimes. /not sarcasm

 

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hmm. candles would be nice too

and some wine

 

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hmm. he needs to get approval though. best friend approval

 

[MirrorTodd]

Do you know what "airtight" is?

Is that like "being locked in like a pair of chinese fingercuffs?"

 

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so I finally went to the store

 

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Is that like "being locked in like a pair of chinese fingercuffs?"

!!!!!

 

[MirrorTodd]

!!!!!

What? You can't tell me you've never seen Chasing Amy.

 

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What? You can't tell me you've never seen Chasing Amy.

yeah I have!

 

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so I finally went to the store

I have food!

in the tradition of apolloyon,

I am going to list my food items and thus PAD away like a good drone

 

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2% milk

 

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deli select turkey slices 98% fat free