Path's lead is shrinking..

[EctopicFetus]

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Not to bad mouth rads.. but it is kinda weird. as I am wrapping up my rads 4 weeker.. It is like they (attendings, no rads residents where I am at) get all excited about patients that they dont even care for. All they do is look at their films.. Its weird to me. Its a very important job and they have to know a lot but I couldnt even imagine doing that everyday.. Sorry.. It is cool stuff and I know all about the procedures and IR etc.. its just not for me.

 

[colforbinMD]

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, replant it.

 

[colforbinMD]

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. It will be on the couch when you get back home.

 

[colforbinMD]

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

 

[colforbinMD]

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

 

[colforbinMD]

There is one sexually transmitted disease we all share.... life.

 

[colforbinMD]

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

[colforbinMD]

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

 

[JackBauERfan]

Anybody else use iTunes? If so, do you know why I bought a song for $0.99 and then they only charged me $0.84? Not complaining, just sayin'.

I got suckered, actually paid the full 99 cents

 

[SoCuteMD]

There are two kinds of luggage: carry-on and lost.

 

[SoCuteMD]

Ok, ok people. You can stop making fun of me. I was just curious.

 

[DropkickMurphy]

A sign above a military ER ambulance bay door:
"Five to one, one in five
No one here gets out alive."
-J. Morrison

 

[EctopicFetus]

nice..work drkp...I like the health being the slowest to die..

 

[colforbinMD]

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

 

[colforbinMD]

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, you know just lying there in the hospitals dying of nothing.

 

[colforbinMD]

Whenever I feel blue, I just start breathing again. Works every time.

 

[EctopicFetus]

Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.

👍

 

[colforbinMD]

Have you noticed that since everyone has a camera phone these days, no one talks about seeing UFO’s like they used to?

 

[colforbinMD]

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

 

[colforbinMD]

Hunger is a great motivator, but who was the first person to look at a cow and say “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?”

 

[colforbinMD]

And on that note, who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there? Let’s eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.”

 

[colforbinMD]

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

[colforbinMD]

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

 

[colforbinMD]

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

 

[EctopicFetus]

Less than 50 people! nicely done.. we will be in the lead starting tomorrow.. then we will have to build a nice healthy lead!!

 

[colforbinMD]

Why do people think that pushing the elevator button more than once will make it arrive faster?

 

[colforbinMD]

How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?

 

[EctopicFetus]

trying to break socutes record? Not likely to happen...

 

[colforbinMD]

If they are both dogs then why does Goofy stand on two legs, while Pluto remains on all fours.

 

[colforbinMD]

Speaking of dogs, did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? What's that say about your breath?

 

[colforbinMD]

And another thing about dogs, or coyotes rather.... Why didn't Wile E Coyote just buy a lifetime supply of ACME Roadrunner steaks? They sold and he bought, everything else.

 

[colforbinMD]

Well I'm almost ed out for the day as I would never dream of going up against socute. I will leave you with a joke though

 

[SoCuteMD]

Apparently I'm rather formidable 🙂.

 

[colforbinMD]

One day, the father of a little girl finished work for the day and on his way home, he remembered that his daughter’s birthday party was that night. So he drove over to a toy store and asked the salesperson, “How much is that Barbie in the display window?”

 

[colforbinMD]

The sales person answered, “Which one? We have Work-Out Barbie for $19.95, Mall Queen Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Diva Barbie for $19.95, and Divorce Barbie for $265.95.”

 

[colforbinMD]

Amazed, the father exclaimed, “A little doll for $265.95? Why is the Divorced Barbie so much and all the others only $19.95?”

 

[colforbinMD]

The salesperson condescendingly explains, “DUH, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s Sport Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, and of course Ken’s former best friend!”

 

[colforbinMD]

I'm not scared of you socute. Just have an immense respect of your ing abilities.

 

[SoCuteMD]

I'm not scared of you socute.

Damn.

 

[colforbinMD]

Damn.

Well don't feel too bad. In real life I would be terrified of you. As I am of all women. (bunch of looney sucubuses all of ya) but on the internet I am safe from your soul sucking ways!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

 

[colforbinMD]

Well don't feel too bad. In real life I would be terrified of you. As I am of all women. (bunch of looney sucubuses all of ya) but on the internet I am safe from your soul sucking ways!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

P.S. I hope my girlfriend doesn't see this post.

 

[colforbinMD]

P.S. I hope my girlfriend doesn't see this post.

Though it's TRUE.

Anywhoo it's time for me to be off to bed so I can awake anew in the AM and be refreshed to begin the first day of the rest of the EM Forums life at NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right where we belong.

 

[beary]

Have you noticed that since everyone has a camera phone these days, no one talks about seeing UFO’s like they used to?

I have a camera phone but don't know how to use it. 😳 (I know how to use the phone part, just not the camera part)

 

[southerndoc]

I thought just last week we were down like 2,500 posts?

How did we catch up so quickly?

 

[leviathan]

I thought just last week we were down like 2,500 posts?

How did we catch up so quickly?

Hard work, my friend, hard work. 🙂

 

[leviathan]

I thought just last week we were down like 2,500 posts?

How did we catch up so quickly?

24 posts to go. Path falls by the end of this day. Who will get the tie-breaker and the lead winner? I predict a huge fight!

 

[leviathan]

This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to hard.

 

[leviathan]

I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

 

[leviathan]

I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy, and that's way more satisfying. What is par for hitting a guy? One. If you hit a guy in two, you are an dingus.

 

[leviathan]

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend: Don't even act like I didn't buy that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".