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So now I'm a ham? I see how it is. That's backwards...it's really MAH.

So why did you put it backwards in your sign on name? Just to mess with the natives?

 

[EM2BE]

So why did you put it backwards in your sign on name? Just to mess with the natives?

Yes, that's exactly it...

 

[EM2BE]

...not really though.

 

[deleted109597]

oh, that explains it. I am not good at sharing. 😳

never was.

well...unless...the sharing is of the...."dancing" variety....

That's a patent lie. No woman likes to share. At least not at the same time.

Unless I don't know the right ones.

 

[MirrorTodd]

He apparently didn't want to play with me!

I got caught up watching from dusk til dawn. Jeez people five pages in a couple of hours. 😱

 

[deleted109597]

I got caught up watching from dusk til dawn. Jeez people five pages in a couple of hours. 😱

They only hold like 50 posts.

 

[TPS report]

But MAH is the other order. Did you not want to be HAM?

Cuz you are one.

ummm.....me thinks you're the honey baked ham!!

whatver happened to the story where you and 7 guys were sharing one hotel room....or do we want to know.....what happens in chicago stays in chicago...?

 

[Apollyon]

Yes, that's exactly it...

Do you see how clever I am, now??

 

[EM2BE]

Do you see how clever I am, now??

Much more clever than some of the other crayons.

 

[MirrorTodd]

They only hold like 50 posts.

I'm still reading through them.

 

[EM2BE]

I'm still reading through them.

Don't have too much fun!!!

 

[TPS report]

Much more clever than some of the other crayons.

yes, indeed. some of the others smell like A$$....

 

[deleted109597]

whatver happened to the story where you and 7 guys were sharing one hotel room....or do we want to know.....what happens in chicago stays in chicago...?

Well, there becomes a point when you are so intoxicated that you cannot protect your own airway. Hopefully you thought this through and laid down on your side. That way, when the search party gives up and goes to the hotel, they find you laying in a puddle of your own vomit, but still snoring away, because you did all over the bed and not into your lungs.

Didn't drink anymore that trip, and haven't gotten that drunk since that night. Kinda scared me actually.

 

[TPS report]

I'm still reading through them.

welcome back dahling...

how was your...ummm...how did you refer to it....uhhh....your...."8 minute ab work out"??😀 😀

 

[EM2BE]

I'm almost done with laundry finally!!! Just have to put the sheets on my bed now! You guys are good company while doing the unfun chores.

 

[TPS report]

yes, indeed. some of the others smell like A$$....

and it is TOO easy to confuse the emigres....

they can scrub themselves raw with brillo pads and steel wool but in the end the poor things are relegated to voyeurism cuz they are girl repellent

 

[MirrorTodd]

welcome back dahling...

how was your...ummm...how did you refer to it....uhhh....your...."8 minute ab work out"??😀 😀

Oh come on, no sublimal messages there. I really did do 8 minute abs and went on a 30 min. run. Then I had salmon for dinner and rice and salad. It was a good day.

 

[MirrorTodd]

BOYS...chime in!! reveal your deepest darkest laundry secrets

sorry it's old but I have a secret. I wash my darks and lights together.

 

[TPS report]

Oh come on, no sublimal messages there. I really did do 8 minute abs and went on a 30 min. run. Then I had salmon for dinner and rice and salad. It was a good day.

oh, as I was telling Apollyon and Hianmi, I had breadsticks and meat and 2 veggies for dinner.

 

[Apollyon]

That reminds me of a crude story...but I won't post it. Put a post up if you want me to PM it to you.

 

[TPS report]

ME ME MEEE!!!!

PM me. I need to be PM'd.

oh yeah, I really need to be PM'd. NOWWW pleeease!!!!

 

[TPS report]

ME ME MEEE!!!!

PM me. I need to be PM'd.

oh yeah, I really need to be PM'd. NOWWW pleeease!!!!

oh, err, hmm. that was a tad forward.

HMM. wouldn't want to offend the VOYEURS!!!

 

[EM2BE]

oh, err, hmm. that was a tad forward.

HMM. wouldn't want to offend the VOYEURS!!!

I'm up.

 

[MirrorTodd]

Dirty girls, but in a good way. 🙂

 

[TPS report]

this is funny. it reminds me of that crayon that smells like A$$

 

[TPS report]

I'm up.

let's do it!!!

 

[TPS report]

Dirty girls, but in a good way. 🙂

I know. but in a way, this is also charity work....

so that these poor voyeurs may in some small way have a sex life....

this exposure is all the real world experience they will ever get!

It is my Thread Duty to try to enlighten them b/c they will never know personally.

 

[EM2BE]

let's do it!!!

OK!!!😀

 

[EM2BE]

Hey TPS, you are awesome.

 

[TPS report]

Hey TPS, you are awesome.

HIANMI you're totally frickin' awesome. 😍 😍 😍

 

[EM2BE]

No, you are!! 😍 😍 😍 😍

 

[TPS report]

PEOPLE!!!!

who's gonna take me...THERE...


I am almost at 1000.....

you know I need help to....get....THERE....

 

[EM2BE]

Sorry, couldn't resist

 

[EM2BE]

Oh you can keep giving that praising lovin!!! haha

 

[Apollyon]

"I'll Take You There"

Great song by General Public!

 

[TPS report]

PEOPLE!!!!

who's gonna take me...THERE...

I am almost at 1000.....

you know I need help to....get....THERE....

can you find the little bald man in the boat....?

I am close.....SOOOOO CLOSE.......

I can't stop. I won't stop. Please DON'T stop......

 

[TPS report]

ohhh....


OHHHHHH......


OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH.......


don't stop.......

 

[Apollyon]

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

 

[EM2BE]

You can make it a few more hours right?

 

[EM2BE]

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

Impressive.

 

[MirrorTodd]

Let's take this slowly. Bit by bit.

 

[EM2BE]

Oh you guys are killing me...I have class in 5 hours! And, I even have my first anatomy lab here, so it'll be a very long day.

 

[TPS report]

"I'll Take You There"

Great song by General Public!

TAKE ME....TAKE ME......TAKE ME THERE.....

DON'T STOP.....

AHHH....
OHHHH.....
OHHHHHHHHHH.....
YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...................

I'm close....so close......keep going....
faster......
harder....
((the voyeurs are getting their eggs in a twist...))

 

[TPS report]

Let's take this slowly. Bit by bit.

be gentle.....

take it slowly.....

this is my FIRST time..... (yeah right, I know, but just go with it, please!!)

bit by bit...

uhhhh....oooohhhhh.....uuuuuhhhh....

aaaaahhhhh.......close.............keep going.....

 

[TPS report]

You can make it a few more hours right?

I....I .......I can't take it anymore.....


ohhhhh.......ahhhhhhhhhh.......oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍

 

[EM2BE]

TAKE ME....TAKE ME......TAKE ME THERE.....

DON'T STOP.....

AHHH....
OHHHH.....
OHHHHHHHHHH.....
YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...................

I'm close....so close......keep going....
faster......
harder....
((the voyeurs are getting their eggs in a twist...))

I bet you are right about the voyeurs.

 

[EM2BE]

I....I .......I can't take it anymore.....


ohhhhh.......ahhhhhhhhhh.......oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍

👍 CONGRATS!!!

 

[MirrorTodd]

Like I said, dirty girls, but in a good way.

 

[EM2BE]

Like I said, dirty girls, but in a good way.

Aww...why thank you!!! We love you too Todd! 😍 😍 😍 😍

 

[EM2BE]

Sometimes clean sheets are just so great you feel like making them dirty.