Perio Residency

[zdaddy08]

Short of calling up programs and telling them I'm showing up on the first day 😀 , what other info is there out there on the ins and outs of getting a residency? What are some stats (ranks, Board Scores, etc) thanks

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[OMFSCardsFan]

the ins and outs of getting a residency?

PERIO INTERVIEW CHECKLIST:

Does interviewee have a pulse? YES NO

Can interviewee be brainwashed into believing he/she is a surgeon?
YES NO

Does interviewee have a board score (actual score not applicable)?
YES NO

Can interviewee correctly distinguish between a curette and a scaler?
YES NO

Will interviewee be bringing his/her own gardening supplies?
YES NO

Applicants with YES answers for at least two of the above will be considered for extension of invitation to join residency.

Hope that helps...

 

[zdaddy08]

PERIO INTERVIEW CHECKLIST:

Does interviewee have a pulse? YES NO

Can interviewee be brainwashed into believing he/she is a surgeon?
YES NO

Does interviewee have a board score (actual score not applicable)?
YES NO

Can interviewee correctly distinguish between a curette and a scaler?
YES NO

Will interviewee be bringing his/her own gardening supplies?
YES NO

Applicants with YES answers for at least two of the above will be considered for extension of invitation to join residency.

Hope that helps...

Sweet Jesus....I'm in!

 

[300]

Usual stats-
Rank: top 90-100%
Boards: 75-80 (less is more)

 

[Periogod]

TRUE PERIO CHECKLIST

Can you kick the **** out of OMFSCardsFan and his girlfriend when it comes to Trivial Pursuit (both Pop Culture and the Genus Edition)? YES NO

Are you better looking than OMFSCardsFan? YES NO

Do you have an extremely hot latin wife? YES NO

Do you "sometimes" beat OMFSCardsFan at golf? YES NO

I can answer yes to all of these questions and I am in a perio residency. As fore a true perio checklist; it is all dependent upon the program to which you are applying.

PERIO INTERVIEW CHECKLIST:

Does interviewee have a pulse? YES NO

Can interviewee be brainwashed into believing he/she is a surgeon?
YES NO

Does interviewee have a board score (actual score not applicable)?
YES NO

Can interviewee correctly distinguish between a curette and a scaler?
YES NO

Will interviewee be bringing his/her own gardening supplies?
YES NO

Applicants with YES answers for at least two of the above will be considered for extension of invitation to join residency.

Hope that helps...

 

[ISU_Steve]

PERIO INTERVIEW CHECKLIST:

Does interviewee have a pulse? YES NO

Can interviewee be brainwashed into believing he/she is a surgeon?
YES NO

Does interviewee have a board score (actual score not applicable)?
YES NO

Can interviewee correctly distinguish between a curette and a scaler?
YES NO

Will interviewee be bringing his/her own gardening supplies?
YES NO

Do you have an supposedly hot latin wife? YES NO

Is said supposedly hot Latin wife either a product of sex change surgery or screwing the OMS resident? YES NO

Applicants with YES answers for at least two of the above will be considered for extension of invitation to join residency.

 

[omfsres]

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[Periogod]

OMFSCardsFan will back me up here. He propositioned her with a three-way on multiple occasions.

PERIO INTERVIEW CHECKLIST:




Do you have an supposedly hot latin wife? YES NO

Is said supposedly hot Latin wife either a product of sex change surgery or screwing the OMS resident? YES NO

Applicants with YES answers for at least two of the above will be considered for extension of invitation to join residency.

 

[ISU_Steve]

It doesn't count if that three way involves him, her and a 2nd OMS resident.

 

[Energon]

PERIO INTERVIEW CHECKLIST:

Does interviewee have a pulse? YES NO

Can interviewee be brainwashed into believing he/she is a surgeon?
YES NO

Does interviewee have a board score (actual score not applicable)?
YES NO

Can interviewee correctly distinguish between a curette and a scaler?
YES NO

Will interviewee be bringing his/her own gardening supplies?
YES NO

Applicants with YES answers for at least two of the above will be considered for extension of invitation to join residency.

Hope that helps...

This is why I can never go into perio.... I still cant remember the difference between a curette and a scaler.... which is also why i have to keep screwing that cute hygine student, she reminds me when necessary.

 

[OMFSCardsFan]

OMFSCardsFan will back me up here. He propositioned her with a three-way on multiple occasions.

I stopped propositioning when she finally caved and dame sugar algo (gave me some sugar, in Spanish, of course). Her sister, the third wheel, is pretty hot, too.

 

[OMFSCardsFan]

Does your wife keep you from applying to oms and make you apply to perio instead? YES NO

Wow, did you ever get OWNED!

 

[OMFSCardsFan]

Do you "sometimes" beat OMFSCardsFan at golf? YES NO

You obviously use the word "sometimes" very loosely. Used in this way, I guess I could say that perio might "sometime" be cool...

 

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[Periogod]

You obviously use the word "sometimes" very loosely. Used in this way, I guess I could say that perio might "sometime" be cool...

I still see no snappy comeback for my vast superiority in Trivial Pursuit OMFSCardsFan.



"My brain is a freaking fountain of knowledge".

 

[mtheman]

Let me make some suggestions: PerioPixie, PerioElf, PerioGnome or PerioFairy

what about PerioPu$$y

 

[OMFSCardsFan]

what about PerioPu$$y

Too late, GumGardener2009 already used that one before switching to his current handle...

 

[ISU_Steve]

My suggestions:
PerioWanker
PerioWhore
TheGumPrincess

Oh Periogod, by the way, I don't know your wife, but I must say your sister was not bad.......but