There's not much that I usually agree with you on, but I actually agree with everything said here.
True that it seems like there's tons of nursing jobs, however they're pretty reluctant to hire a new grad (at least where they can still get plenty of applicants). I had a friend who graduated a BSN program recently who took 4-5 months to get their first job (and it was medsurg). This was in a metropolitan area, and they weren't willing to relocate.
I work in a BFE hospital and let me tell ya....some of the new grad nurses they hire scare the $*!# out of me! So I can understand why they'd be so reluctant to hire a new grad nurse, but out in BFE they don't have a choice so I know at least currently you can still get a job as a new grad nurse in BFE.
Also as I was searching for my current position, I saw a posting for a residency for nurses (like BSN not nurse practitioners). So.....that'll be a common thing in 10-15 years.