So I spent the last hour flipping through these brilliant plastics threads. And, as fair warning, I am neither a nice guy nor known for my empathy towards colleagues.
The controversy is immense....and only going to grow....
I am not going to revel in my accomplishments, how good my med school was, my boards, the car I drive, blah blah blah, vomit!
I will however tell you that everything falls into place as it should. Should a FMG from the Carribean get a plastics spot...duh NO! NO! NO! If you can't get a spot at a US medical school (including states like Arkansas and Oklahama as "US" schools):
a) Don't become a doctor
b) Get better than a pidley 2.9 GPA in undergrad so temp agencies will hire you
c) Don't get C's anymore
Furthermore, what makes a person who had to leave a developed nation to go to a developing nation (yes I am politically correct) for more education think they should match in the most competitive training program anyway? There are applicants in the pool that are not only brilliant, they worked hard, recieved outstanding marks in all courses from preschool through medschool, and did not have to make excuses as to why they failed O-chem the first time around. These people then go on to take their boards, do extremely well, complete research projects and publish, then apply plastics....and guess what, they match! A real shocker huh? (my condolensces to those who speak 8 languages, got 324 on step I and still didn't...s--t sometimes does happen). But, s--t should not ALWAYS happen! , and, if you went to Dominica, St. Georges, or St. Crap's for med school....
a) Don't apply for plastics ( I hear family med in Waco, Tx has once, just once accepted an FMG from the Galapagos Islands)
b) In your next life forget making excuses for your failures...just stop failing for gods sake
c) Own up to the fact that PA school may offer a great alternative.
d) If you don't know what the Galapagos reference is hinting at...then you shouldn't have failed freshmen bio either.
I do disclose that I am quite toxic during this proceeding.