Gut Shot

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This is only my favorite when I'm getting attacked by zombies.

 

beary

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yaah said:
Wow Beary, #2 and #4 don't often agree with one another!
Actually, I think microwaves and pacemakers have been compatible with each other since the 1970s (or around then). It always makes me laugh when I see those signs that say "Warning pacemaker users: Microwave in use" like their pacemaker will explode out of their chest if they want to have some EasyMac.
 

cytoborg

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1. Central air conditioning
2. Microwave
3. Condoms
4. Internet
5. Microscope :)
 

geddy

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1. Jet aiplanes
2. Mulch
3. Digital cameras
4. Caulk
5. Urban assault vehicles
 

deschutes

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We are doing Top 5's?

1) Toilet seat warmer
2) Fleece
3) Post-it
4) Webmail
5) Trolley bags
 
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OK, if we are doing lists then

1. Bumper Dumper
2. Ninjas
3. Ninjas
4. Zombies
5. Zombie Ninjas
 

Gut Shot

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1. Natural Light
2. Cheese
3. Whippets (the dogs)
4. Sticky rice
5. Towels
 

bananaface

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1) Internet
2) CD player
3) Toilets
4) Automobiles
5) Credit cards

Internet and microwave can be incompatible, due to monitor flickerage.

AOL CDs make pretty colors in the microwave. But, they smell bad.
 

Mr. Personality

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1. Agriculture
2. Levers
3. Zero
4. Microscope
5. "Fundies"
 

Harbster

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Caverject said:
Best thing to happen to men since women....


A condom is the best thing that happened to you since you met a woman?

And I thought I had it bad...........