Practice Names?

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Crossroads Psychiatry
Bridge Psychiatry
Center Psychiatry
Baby Steps Mental Health
Acme Psychiatry
Gaia Center for Wellness and Mindful Exploration

Seattle has an "Evidence Based Treatment Center" which is... an odd name.
 
This thread is running way too long. Look, don't ask us for a name. That's intellectual property and you want to prove in a court of law that you created and fully own the name. This is getting silly.

Here. Let's inject humor where humor is called for:

Shrink Heads Services
Genesis Green Big Sky Hipster Psychiatry
Alienist Alien Psychiatry
Delta Delta Delta How Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Psychiatry
Bring Your Babies psychiatry
Bumpkins to Geezers Psychiatry

any takers?
 
This thread is running way too long. Look, don't ask us for a name. That's intellectual property and you want to prove in a court of law that you created and fully own the name. This is getting silly.

Here. Let's inject humor where humor is called for:

Shrink Heads Services
Genesis Green Big Sky Hipster Psychiatry
Alienist Alien Psychiatry
Delta Delta Delta How Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Psychiatry
Bring Your Babies psychiatry
Bumpkins to Geezers Psychiatry

any takers?

Hey, I'm not asking for a name. I was soliciting opinions on types of names, whether people prefer "business-y" names or "cute" names. I don't need specifics, I wanted opinions on which general direction to go.
 
About once a month I make a joke (only to people who haven't heard it) that to keep my patients waiting in the waiting room entertained and to lift their spirits I'm going to hire a few dancers wearing skimpy tight outfits called the "James Cho, MD, LLC Dancers," to dance in 80s style Solid Gold type routines in front of them.

Another joke I used to make to the ER staff was if academia didn't work out I was going to open a clinic right outside the ER called "Xanax, Suboxone, Marinol, Vicoden, Adderall and YOU!" with posters of myself and girls in bikinis smiling while standing next to me while I have two thumbs sticking up and a big smile on my face.

I didn't know WTF to call my business so I just called it by my own name.
 
About once a month I make a joke (only to people who haven't heard it) that to keep my patients waiting in the waiting room entertained and to lift their spirits I'm going to hire a few dancers wearing skimpy tight outfits called the "James Cho, MD, LLC Dancers," to dance in 80s style Solid Gold type routines in front of them.

Hmm, I would have gone more for a Hot Gossip style dance troupe, ala Kenny Everett's Video Cassette. You could even have Marcel Wave and Cupid Stunt doing cameo performances in between dance routines. :thinking:

Or even better, just greet all your patients in the waiting room like this. :prof:

 
Just gotta lease a brand that already exists : "TRUMP extraordinary and astonishingly attractive and strong Health Clinic for Winners"


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