Pre Dent Pickup Lines

[dancedancekj]

Sorry that I'm distracted from studying, here's a little humor to brighten up your day.

PRE-DENT PICKUP LINES

6. "Those are some pretty big angles."
5. "Let's go make some dihybrid crosses."
4. "I find the product of your transcription very attractive."
3. "I've got something that'll fit in your keyhole."
2. "SN2. No babies.'Nuff said."
1. "If you can remove your shirt in three seconds, and I can remove it in two, how fast will it take us to take it off together?"

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[klfb80]

Sorry that I'm distracted from studying, here's a little humor to brighten up your day.

PRE-DENT PICKUP LINES

6. "Those are some pretty big angles."
5. "Let's go make some dihybrid crosses."
4. "I find the product of your transcription very attractive."
3. "I've got something that'll fit in your keyhole."
2. "SN2. No babies.'Nuff said."
1. "If you can remove your shirt in three seconds, and I can remove it in two, how fast will it take us to take it off together?"

alright #1 is actually pretty funny. I'll give you that but the rest sucked.

 

[dancedancekj]

Looking at it now in the morning, I agree with you. Amazing what is funny at 2:00 AM. Wow.

 

[Hardbody]

Looking at it now in the morning, I agree with you. Amazing what is funny at 2:00 AM. Wow.

That dam ethanol can really distort things.

 

[SugarNaCl]

I actually thought it was pretty funny...and its 12:37PM on a Saturday. What's my excuse?

 

[Comet208]

I actually thought it was pretty funny...and its 12:37PM on a Saturday. What's my excuse?

I thought those were funny too. When you enter D school, you will "graduate" from those and start saying things like: "let me give you an oral exam" or "Open wide for me please".

 

[mlle]

I thought those were funny too. When you enter D school, you will "graduate" from those and start saying things like: "let me give you an oral exam" or "Open wide for me please".

those are much better.

 

[HermeytheElf]

My personal favorite was always: "Dentists do it till it hurts"

 

[Comet208]

"Lets see what you got", my dentist always says.

 

[armorshell]

Hmm, I can think of a few I've used, and a few I desperately want to:
"Open wide, I promise this won't hurt."
"High speed or slow speed?" (with a drill in each hand, and the proper inflection of course)
Various jokes about "suction"

Just yesterday a cooridinator was asking the periodontist I work with to prescribe a patient, "Richard" meds. His reply? "This Dick doesn't need pills!"

 

[Sephisabin]

alright #1 is actually pretty funny. I'll give you that but the rest sucked.

I'll say #2 is funny, albeit incredibly crude, if you remember that an SN2 reaction is a "backside attack"

 

[Smile786]

Lol. I like #1. It actually makes you think and count. 😀 My personal favorite is the one mentioned, "open wide for me please." The next time I go to dentist and hear that watch me crack up. 🙂

 

[prez_al]

This is lame lol. How about we just point to our expensive German car (my preference: BMW M3) and let that be the end of it 😀... no words needed!

Save that one for later... 😛