Pre-Med/Med School/MCAT Jokes

[altitude]

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Just for fun: come up with a short joke or funny comment to entertain others while they're taking a break from studying (or procrastinating) or feeling down.

The topic must be related to pre-meds, application process, etc. No racism, discrimination, or hating please.

On another note: searched the forums for average GPA and MCAT for Princeton med school (dream school) but couldn't find it? Do I need to buy the MSAR for this?

 

[Ismet]

On another note: searched the forums for average GPA and MCAT for Princeton med school (dream school) but couldn't find it? Do I need to buy the MSAR for this?

Nice try

 

[Thego2guy]

Nice try

Lmao, that was a nice try! I loled a little!


I have a 3.4 GPA, and darn proud of it. I feel like its a waste a money to apply to all of these med schools, so I'll apply to Harvard only, since that is where I truly see myself. Is anyone else applying to only Harvard? Letz b internetz buddiesssz

😉

 

[OwlPower22]

I hope my mCAT cheered you up.

 

[kayate]

What did the doctor say to the patient who didn't want stitches? Suture self!

 

[Praefectus]

A man was frantically calling the hospital because his wife was pregnant. "Her contractions are a few minutes apart and the baby is about to come out!"
The doctor replied "Is this her first child?"
"No, you idiot!" he retorted, "this is her husband!"

 

[BABSstudent]

What's the most perverted enzyme in the human body?

Helicase, because its always unzipping everyone's genes.


(totally how I remember the role of helicase)

 

[NewYorker9]

I hope my mCAT cheered you up.

after taking that exam this is pretty good

 

[altitude]

Would I categorize my high school grade 8 science fair research project as "Research" or "Hobbies"
on the AMCAS? I want med schools to know that I was interested in research from a very young age.

 

[catzzz88]

On another note: searched the forums for average GPA and MCAT for Princeton med school (dream school) but couldn't find it? Do I need to buy the MSAR for this?

It's in the 2045 MSAR (version 13.2):

Princeton Medical:
Avg. GPA: 4.23
Avg. MCAT: 56

It's my dream school too. Here's to our luck getting in!! Cross your toes too!

 

[Political]

A man was frantically calling the hospital because his wife was pregnant. "Her contractions are a few minutes apart and the baby is about to come out!"
The doctor replied "Is this her first child?"