Premed Magic 8 Ball

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ouch - "Don't count on it." Ok, looks like i'm applying again next year.
 
yay ... the ball said "yes, definitely" [I'm going to get accepted and I'm going to medical school next year] .... hahahaha .... hopefully it's going to be true =)
 
Woo hoo! I'm "definitely" going to med school! What a relief
 
me: "Am I going to get into Duke?"
8 Ball: "very doubtful"
me: "fudger! Am I going to get into Case?"
8 Ball: "outlook not so good"
me: "damnit! Am I going to go to medical school at all?"
8 Ball: "don't count on it?"
me: "aha! Dumb ball. I already got into some schools! What am I going to die before then???"
8 Ball: "yes"
me: *eep* "Am I going to die in December?"
8 Ball: "without a doubt"
me: "Will I see my brother turn 18?"
8 Ball: "it is decidedly so"
me: "haha! My brother turns 18 in January!"
8 Ball: "better not tell you now"
me: "Tell me what? I didn't ask anything. It's late, I'm outta here. So there's an afterlife then?"
8 Ball: "yes"
me: *gasp* "Are you God?"
8 Ball: "as I see it yes"
me: "are you sure?"
8 Ball: "cannot predict now"
me: "why not?!?!?"
8 Ball: "yes"
me: "what does it all mean?? I have to ask the SDNer's. They're all trying to be on good terms with You."
 
:laugh: I like this magic 8 ball.

Will i get into Harvard HST?
Most likely

Will i get accepted to Creative Scholars at Tulane?
It is certain

Thanks for cheering up my day... especially with finals coming around 👍 👍
 
screw med school, a chick, err..young lady, I had a date with last week will call me for another ...3/3 yes.
 
"will i be in medschool within the next 3 years?"

8ball: without a doubt

😀
 
will i get into med school?
-yes

will i get into mcgill?
-ask again later

will i get into tufts?
-it is certain

will i get into mcgill?
-without a doubt

i like this. i'm getting into my top 2 choices!
 
Me: "Will I get into UCLA?"

Ultra-cool magic 8-ball: It is decidedly so.

"Will I get into UCSF?"

My sources say no. (Magic 8-ball's not looking so cool anymore!)
 
~~will i get accepted to UM?

you may rely on it

~~will i have pasta for dinner?

yes

~~..so do you love me?

it is certain

~~do you only give me positive answers?!

yes


You are like my mother!
 
"Will I be accepted to a medical school"
-->It is certain

Is it odd that although I have not heard any news from any of the schools I have applied to that I find this strangely comforting??
 
Oh boy! I am so excited! According to the magic 8-ball, I am going to get my OHSU acceptance today! 🙂
 
Yeah! It said yes definitely!.


Oh wait, what was the question again? doh!
 
What are the odds of getting "yes" ten times in a row? (Ofcourse different versions of "yes"). Wow! this magic ball made my day. 😀
 
RRRRggggggggghhhh! It's "Doubtful" that Dartmouth will ask me for an interview. Then, on the other hand, it was only doubtful! Woohoo, I'm hopeful again!
 
Me: will i stop looking at free internet porn?

8 ball: not a chance in hell
 
I call shenanigans on your 8-ball! It said I "shouldn't count" on getting in this year, then said I would "definitely" get into my first choice! Something's not adding up here, it was lying about one of them (let's hope for the former).
 
You gotta do 2 out of 3 due to solar flares and other random psychic interference.
 
Rule of Thumb: Whatever it says first is true. Even a beggar will tell you he is rich if u harass him enough.
 
Oh i'm so excited .... Magic Ball said I'm going to get admitted to some California schools (Stanford, UCLA, UCI, and UCSD) .... I cannot even dream of getting into that many CA schools .... what a relief ... I must keep my hope alive for those great things to happen then =)
 
Four awesome affirmative answers in a row (And I quit while I was ahead)! Why didn't I know about this thing sooner?
 
Everytime I ask it whether I am going to get accepted into medical school it gives me an affirmative answer. But every damn time I ask it whether my social life is going to get more interesting or whether I'm going to meet someone soon it gives a negative answer. 🙄

Reminds me of the time my friends and I had tarot readings done at the Harvest festival for fun and the tarot reader told me I was going to be very successful and work in the medical field (good guess on his part) but when I asked if the cards said anything about happiness he paused, looking at the cards, and said, "There is nothing in here about happiness"! 😱
 
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