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Premed Magic 8 Ball
Started by swifteagle43
yay ... the ball said "yes, definitely" [I'm going to get accepted and I'm going to medical school next year] .... hahahaha .... hopefully it's going to be true =)
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me: "Am I going to get into Duke?"
8 Ball: "very doubtful"
me: "fudger! Am I going to get into Case?"
8 Ball: "outlook not so good"
me: "damnit! Am I going to go to medical school at all?"
8 Ball: "don't count on it?"
me: "aha! Dumb ball. I already got into some schools! What am I going to die before then???"
8 Ball: "yes"
me: *eep* "Am I going to die in December?"
8 Ball: "without a doubt"
me: "Will I see my brother turn 18?"
8 Ball: "it is decidedly so"
me: "haha! My brother turns 18 in January!"
8 Ball: "better not tell you now"
me: "Tell me what? I didn't ask anything. It's late, I'm outta here. So there's an afterlife then?"
8 Ball: "yes"
me: *gasp* "Are you God?"
8 Ball: "as I see it yes"
me: "are you sure?"
8 Ball: "cannot predict now"
me: "why not?!?!?"
8 Ball: "yes"
me: "what does it all mean?? I have to ask the SDNer's. They're all trying to be on good terms with You."
8 Ball: "very doubtful"
me: "fudger! Am I going to get into Case?"
8 Ball: "outlook not so good"
me: "damnit! Am I going to go to medical school at all?"
8 Ball: "don't count on it?"
me: "aha! Dumb ball. I already got into some schools! What am I going to die before then???"
8 Ball: "yes"
me: *eep* "Am I going to die in December?"
8 Ball: "without a doubt"
me: "Will I see my brother turn 18?"
8 Ball: "it is decidedly so"
me: "haha! My brother turns 18 in January!"
8 Ball: "better not tell you now"
me: "Tell me what? I didn't ask anything. It's late, I'm outta here. So there's an afterlife then?"
8 Ball: "yes"
me: *gasp* "Are you God?"
8 Ball: "as I see it yes"
me: "are you sure?"
8 Ball: "cannot predict now"
me: "why not?!?!?"
8 Ball: "yes"
me: "what does it all mean?? I have to ask the SDNer's. They're all trying to be on good terms with You."
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will i get into med school?
-yes
will i get into mcgill?
-ask again later
will i get into tufts?
-it is certain
will i get into mcgill?
-without a doubt
i like this. i'm getting into my top 2 choices!
-yes
will i get into mcgill?
-ask again later
will i get into tufts?
-it is certain
will i get into mcgill?
-without a doubt
i like this. i'm getting into my top 2 choices!
Me: "Will I get into UCLA?"
Ultra-cool magic 8-ball: It is decidedly so.
"Will I get into UCSF?"
My sources say no. (Magic 8-ball's not looking so cool anymore!)
Ultra-cool magic 8-ball: It is decidedly so.
"Will I get into UCSF?"
My sources say no. (Magic 8-ball's not looking so cool anymore!)
~~will i get accepted to UM?
you may rely on it
~~will i have pasta for dinner?
yes
~~..so do you love me?
it is certain
~~do you only give me positive answers?!
yes
You are like my mother!
you may rely on it
~~will i have pasta for dinner?
yes
~~..so do you love me?
it is certain
~~do you only give me positive answers?!
yes
You are like my mother!
Oh boy! I am so excited! According to the magic 8-ball, I am going to get my OHSU acceptance today! 🙂
Yeah! It said yes definitely!.
Oh wait, what was the question again? doh!
Oh wait, what was the question again? doh!
RRRRggggggggghhhh! It's "Doubtful" that Dartmouth will ask me for an interview. Then, on the other hand, it was only doubtful! Woohoo, I'm hopeful again!
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I call shenanigans on your 8-ball! It said I "shouldn't count" on getting in this year, then said I would "definitely" get into my first choice! Something's not adding up here, it was lying about one of them (let's hope for the former).
Rule of Thumb: Whatever it says first is true. Even a beggar will tell you he is rich if u harass him enough.
Its Back!
42.dopaminophile said:me: "what does it all mean??"
Oh i'm so excited .... Magic Ball said I'm going to get admitted to some California schools (Stanford, UCLA, UCI, and UCSD) .... I cannot even dream of getting into that many CA schools .... what a relief ... I must keep my hope alive for those great things to happen then =)
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Everytime I ask it whether I am going to get accepted into medical school it gives me an affirmative answer. But every damn time I ask it whether my social life is going to get more interesting or whether I'm going to meet someone soon it gives a negative answer. 🙄
Reminds me of the time my friends and I had tarot readings done at the Harvest festival for fun and the tarot reader told me I was going to be very successful and work in the medical field (good guess on his part) but when I asked if the cards said anything about happiness he paused, looking at the cards, and said, "There is nothing in here about happiness"! 😱
Reminds me of the time my friends and I had tarot readings done at the Harvest festival for fun and the tarot reader told me I was going to be very successful and work in the medical field (good guess on his part) but when I asked if the cards said anything about happiness he paused, looking at the cards, and said, "There is nothing in here about happiness"! 😱
I like this magic 8 ball.