Thanks.
On all my board exams something screwy happened.
On USMLE Step 1, I scored on the bottom 1% for the behavioral sciences despite being a top scorer in my medschool class and being a Psi Chi National Honor Society of Psychology member.
On Step 2-the computer stopped working, and the Sylvan people wouldn't let me leave or I forfeited my exam. They made me wait--over 6 hrs until the computers went back up. It got to the point where all of us at the place were starving because they wouldn't let us leave to get food, while we thought our exam would've ended 6pm. I told them to either pick food up for us, or let me go to get food or I was going to call the newspapers and possibly a lawyer (the computer mess up was supposedly across the country)
Then on this exam I scored on the bottom 1% for psychiatry, and in the top 1% for pulmonology, an area I knew no more than my colleagues.
On Step 3-another computer problem happened, the idiot proctoring the exam fiddled with my computer and as a result, the computer locked me out of the exam. I had to take the exam over and the earliest they could've allowed me to take it was about 4 months later--forcing me to study for it again (only a few hundred hours of work while being a resident, but hey they were letting me take the exam again for free so that's fair A few hundred hours of extra work, yeah that's not important). Then when I got the results, I scored in the top 1% of the country on the computer simulation part, and again very very low on the psychiatry section.
Now on this exam I score only a few points above passing for psychiatry but my neurology kicked tail. I don't think I know neurology any better than the next doctor. I think I know my psychiatry.
WTF?
Oh well I passed.
Now the joy of taking an exam where for 4 years board certified examiners conducted a mock exams at my residency telling me to do x or I'd fail, but then having another board certified examiner 2 weeks later say to never do x or I'd fail.
(and please forgive the sarcasm...)
How about if examiner 1 and examiner 2 say contradicting comments that can get me to unfairly fail the exam, I get to drop kick them in the nuts and I get to take the exam again immediately for free?
(now of course I wouldn't want to drop kick them in the nuts--that's the sarcasm, but I think in a situation like that I should be able to take the exam again immediately and for free...)