Pseudo-serious question

[R_C_Hutchinson]

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so I've got this project that gives free mcat prep at ucla. we need a cool motto, one that most people might want a tshirt of but gunners would avoid like the plague. the program is called bruinMAP (bruin for UCLA, map for medical admissions program) and we've got a few good suggestions, but i'd like some more.
Bruinmap:
"find your way"
Bruinmap:
"study even more!" (i hate this one)
Bruinmap:
"get around" (my current fav)

I know you guys can top this, so get on it

 

[hamhamfan]

Originally posted by R_C_Hutchinson
so I've got this project that gives free mcat prep at ucla. we need a cool motto, one that most people might want a tshirt of but gunners would avoid like the plague. the program is called bruinMAP (bruin for UCLA, map for medical admissions program) and we've got a few good suggestions, but i'd like some more.
Bruinmap:
"find your way"
Bruinmap:
"study even more!" (i hate this one)
Bruinmap:
"get around" (my current fav)

I know you guys can top this, so get on it

Mine are even more corny than yours.

Find your way back

Race to the 45T

Escape from the MCAT/Anteater (UCI prop)

 

[Fermata]

"Do you like punishment?"

 

[R_C_Hutchinson]

Originally posted by Fermata
"Do you like punishment?"

ooo, good one. maybe "like it rough?" is the way to go...

 

[UCLAstudent]

No suggestions, but I thought of you when I saw a sign for it on campus (on Bruinwalk, I think). 🙂

 

[superdevil]

i'm sure you can think of tons of good ones, you know, like:

"left-hand path, right-hand rule" (i wonder if anyone will get that...)

"too much is never enough"

"busting our asses so we can examine your prostate"

or, my personal favorite, "i have a complex, deep-seeded self-loathing that can only be satiated by taking miserable test after miserable test. someone save me."

...and those are just the ones i thought of while typing, "i'm sure you can think of tons of good ones..."

 

[Sunflower189]

I'm also in a test prep group, and we have a T-shirt. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Top 10 Reasons to be a TJ Standardized Test Marauder:

10: Geek Wyoming: where the men are lonely
and the tests are scared
9: "It's magically textbookalicious!"
8: It's not a nerdproof shelter with you in it
7: Smart Juice: $20 a bottle, you buy it,
you need it!
6: Normalcy Consultants
5: "If I turned into a scantron would you think
I was sexy then?"
4: Chasing the four-digit percentage
3: "You can't be my b*tch! You don't even
have an acronym!"
2: Overanalyzers Anonymous
1: "Maybe it's the asymptote of fun?"

**STOP**IF YOU FINISH BEFORE TIME IS CALLED, YOU MAY CHECK YOUR WORK ON THIS SHIRT ONLY. DO NOT TURN TO ANY OTHER SHIRT IN THE TEST.

(I came very close to wearing that shirt to the MCAT, too, but decided I was already a morally acceptable target for a swirly and didn't want to make it worse. 😀 )

No comment about which two of those lines are my fault.

And there's also the infamous pickup line: "I'm like a problem set, baby. Real hard, and done on a desk."

 

[indo]

"LOOK AT ME! I'M PRETENTIOUS ENOUGH TO WEAR AN MCAT T-SHIRT!"

 

[crescent fresh]

"not weeded out yet"

 

[flighterdoc]

"The only easy day was yesterday"

 

[AlternateSome1]

Originally posted by indo
"LOOK AT ME! I'M PRETENTIOUS ENOUGH TO WEAR AN MCAT T-SHIRT!"

I was thinking this when he said, "but gunners would avoid like the plague." I can't imagine anyone else bragging about being premed.

~AS1~