hahahah
those are all excellent questions.
some of them seem to beat around the bush. for instance, insteand of asking how hot the interviewer's daughter is, i will proceed to inquire about her possible tendencies to hook up while drunk. also, if "condoms" are more fun that doing it raw.
on a less graphical note however, any real questions?
btw, i also enjoyed the beavis and butthead reference. i am a big fan.