radiojimi said:
you have to admit the question "do you have any problem?" (medical or otherwise) is ambiguous and is fair game for being interpreted as a search for any unaddressed issues.
Well, you may have a point except for the fact that
they get asked this question every time they see a health care provider. And every time they say "no", they go through the same litany of, "don't you have HTN, CHF, DM, hypothyroidism ...". And they respond, "duh, yeah". That's not ambiguous - that's brick-wall blockheaded ******edness. Flipper learns faster than some of these *****s.
radiojimi said:
Strangely enough, I'll bet you most patients who provide such frustrating replies are really trying to be as helful as possible by being stoic and macho and only talking about the problems that REALLY bother them. Either that or they're simply in denial.
I wish they were just a little bit MORE stoic and macho and dealt with their one-day history of non-productive afebrile cough at home. And it's lame how we have to play mind games with patients. You always hear about the scenario where you see the patient, finish with everything, and then ask if there are any more questions ...and after twenty minutes, they blindside you with "oh, actually, I wanted to know why I have [fill in completely new sx or complaint]". And you're supposed to take your finger off the "eject patient from room" button, sit down, and start all over again with a cheerful grin and wonder what
you could have done to facilitate a more easy discussion of this new, awkward, and usually-completely-unimportant-but-sometimes-just-as-irritatingly-lifethreatening problem.
radiojimi said:
... and as for the patients who are terribly underinformed about their own health, well, try and forgive them for their ignorance. Most have no idea what fund of knowledge you must have to distinguish one drug from another or why any of the details of their history that you're asking them matter. They simply have no friggin' clue. All they know is that you're the guy in white who's supposed to fix 'em, or at least make them feel better.
a) Yes, that lazy mentality is what bugs us. It's only their health, why should they care about it, right? b) Is it asking too much of a fund of knowledge to know what problems you've had and the names of the medications you're taking? Not the side-effects of said medications, not the interactions, not the clinical description of the diseases, etc.
When you're asked if you ever had a CT, say no, and are asked "did you ever get put through this machine with a round circle and had a picture taken of you", why is there this ambiguous and dense empty look? (And don't say, well, they're really asking themselves whether it was a CT or an MRI machine.)
radiojimi said:
You also have to admit, providers rarely ever sit down with the patient and correlate the physical appearance of the medications they prescribe (e.g. using pictures from the PDR) with the indications for their use, the dosing, and expected side-effects. There's simply no time. They say a picture's worth a thousand words, but what do providers give them with the script? Yep, you guessed it, a thousand words.
So we're damned if we do and damned if we don't. If we talk about side-effects, we're blabbermouths who are giving information overload and burdening our poor thimbleheaded patients. If we don't we're at fault for not sitting down with a 1,000+-page picturebook and having storytime and, if anything happens to the patient, we're also being paternalistic and withholding vital information. You were right when you said that most patients just think "ug ...man wearing white coat ...he make it all get better ...then I go home and drinky drinky to celebrate ...eat many magic pills ...".
I've had many patients who are dumb-ass ******s and fewer who are responsible people who follow-up when they should, know what their problem and medical history is, and even know what tests they've had (sometimes even the results, which I don't expect). Guess which group I am more than happy to help out? And guess which group calls your home number (which the page operator inexplicably gave out) at midnight to tell you their "sleepy pills" ran out and they want a renewal? This shouldn't be some stupid reinvent-the-wheel-each-time-I-see-your-dumb-ass goosehunt - if people don't know what's going on with their health (unless they're delerious, demented, or clinically ******ed), that should be grounds for a prolonged head beating with a heavy bat.