Hey Nikki...get your amish Target loss prevention people off me!

I was in Target a little while ago and I guess they were having a time watching me throughout the store...I was taking my sweet time and probably looked really suspicious since I revisited one section (it was the laundry hanper section for goodness sake!) like 3 times. By the time I got over to the actual laundry detergent, it was pretty obvious that I was being tailed. I really just wanted to look the guy in the eye and say "Dude! Don't be so obvious!"
I thought about you. But really...those amish women have more places to stash stuff than I did in my shorts and t-shirt. And LAUNDRY? WTF?
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