oxeye said:
I've gotta ask - poo incident of 2006?? Maybe I don't want to know, though.
It's pretty gross. But kind of funny, looking back on it.
Here goes - the poo incident. I can't remember if I posted it here before or not, but it was quite the traumatic incident.
At my house in Iowa City, I had 2 bathrooms. I only ever used one of them - the other one was a guest bath. But I hung up all my clothes on the shower rod in there, because I didn't have a dryer. And I was on clinics, so all my dress shirts and pants were lined up neatly on the shower rod in there. And I went out of town for a week.
I came back to my house. I didn't go in the guest bathroom - why would I? Finally I went in to my computer and heard a dripping noise coming from the guest bath. I went to go investigate. There was what appeared to be blood dripping in copious amounts from the ceiling. The ceiling was all bulged in, my clothes were drenched in the unknown substance, all over the floor, etc. A terrible mess. I shut the door and obviously ran upstairs to the people's condo above me (their bathroom was directly above mine - same layout).
I got up there and there were about 10 newspapers piled up outside their front door. Knocked and knocked, no answer. What did I think? Dead body rotting in the bathroom. (The unknown disgusting substance really looked like dead body fluids). So I called the non-emergency police number. They sent out a fire truck, and ambulance, and 3 cop cars. Just then, the guy above me gets home. He just had been letting his papers sit there. No dead body involved.
Anyway, there is a ring inside the base of all toilets that seals the toilet to the plumbing below. Their toilet ring had malfunctioned, sending all of their toilet waste into the ceiling --> into my guest bathroom.

(The stuff looked like blood because the pipes were all rusty. But it was basically poo.) Obviously never wearing those clothes again. And I cleaned up the mess myself, with a surgical gown, double latex gloves, N95 respirator, and moon boots from the ob/gyn floor.