Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part 3

[Nikki2002]

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3rd time is a charm! 🙂 Welcome to the best thread on SDN: The Random Non-MCAT thread--PART 3!

This is a place to chill and talk about anything besides the MCAT. 😎



And remember......

 

[AWhitehair]

seriously though, that reminds me of a scene from "Futurama" when one of the characters tells dr.zoidberg that women like to marry doctors because they are rich. the dr got all pissed, grabbed her and said, "what?!?!?! when did this happen?!?!?!?!"

i almost died when i saw it.

if you guys have never seen it, dr.zoidberg is like totally poor and has no money.

Oh yes!! On that note...goodnight for good.

 

[Mr. Tee]

Oh yes!! On that note...goodnight for good.

night!

 

[oxeye]

Nothing special, as far as I know. Just ice cream's magnificent, wonderful divinity being given its due. 🙂

ETA: And oxeye's husband has been supposed to go get her some Baskin-Robbins for forever now, and he hasn't done it.

Yes, and it would be in his best interest to get me some ice cream!

 

[Nikki2002]

Not really. 😉 Just that I keep asking my husband to go get me ice cream late at night when I'm chatting and he's been too busy.

😉

 

[Arsenic]

Oh yes!! On that note...goodnight for good.

ok, goodnight for real this time. 😉

 

[pingouin]

uhh..........i was in 5th grade in 1995 😳

go away.

 

[MollyMalone]

uhh..........i was in 5th grade in 1995 😳

My ex-husband was going completely bat-**** crazy in 1995. 😳

 

[oxeye]

wtf, he better watch out! thats grounds for divorce in some jurisdictions.

Darn right!!

 

[Nikki2002]

Yes, and it would be in his best interest to get me some ice cream!

uh huh

 

[MollyMalone]

Oh yes!! On that note...goodnight for good.

Night!

 

[Nikki2002]

My ex-husband was going completely bat-**** crazy in 1995. 😳

boo 95

 

[oxeye]

T is a youngster!

 

[Mr. Tee]

T is a youngster!

BB is younger 😉

 

[pingouin]

boo 95

boo '00

worst.year.ever.

 

[MollyMalone]

BB is younger 😉

 

[MollyMalone]

boo '00

worst.year.ever.

🙁

 

[Arsenic]

My ex-husband was going completely bat-**** crazy in 1995. 😳

i hereby declare that 1995, the year of the bat-**** crazy ex, shall never be mentioned in this or any other random thread to be.

 

[oxeye]

BB is younger 😉

Scary.

It freaks me out to think that if I had done the traditional med student route I'd be an intern right now. 😱

 

[Arsenic]

boo '00

worst.year.ever.

that one too then, for jlw. 😉

 

[pingouin]

Scary.

It freaks me out to think that if I had done the traditional med student route I'd be an intern right now. 😱

I'd be an attending. And could have completed at least 2 fellowships.

 

[oxeye]

What does one have to do to be classified as "bat-**** crazy"? As opposed to "dog-crap crazy".

 

[MollyMalone]

i hereby declare that 1995, the year of the bat-**** crazy ex, shall never be mentioned in this or any other random thread to be.

whooo!

Although, I don't mind remembering it. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. 🙂

 

[DrBowtie]

BB is younger 😉

Doesn't mean I didn't get the good stuff on the plane today

 

[Dr. Pepper]

You know you want that 500+ above your Sith lord DrP and this thread is here to help you in that quest.

Haha, yes I do. But I'll try my best to do it without joining the randomites...ahh it's so tempting. Your post rate (delta p/delta t) is practically 10x my own!

When I get to either 500 or 1000, I'll try my hand at it.

In the meantime, I'll make my last randomite post today responding to other posts.

Hold up...It would have been even funnier if you would have said he sprayed phosphoric acid in your eyes...

My eyes aren't too fond of Phosphoric acid, and plus, I would just basically throw some Sodium Hydroxide on him to get even.

The 2nd - whoo hoo nervous-ness!

My apologies for omitting the nauseous blue-faced individual. Either way, you'll be fine! Just explain your answers coherently and thoroughly and they will be impressed.

From what I've seen of late, this is both a Pardi and phosphoric acid free zone. Thus feel free to post-*****.

No party and no phosphoric acid make Homer *ahem Pepper something something.

*dumps Equal on strawberries*

mmmmmmmm that's good

Dumping it on blueberries is EQUALly satisfying. (Golly I'm funny).

Farewell my dear randomites.

I might come back to claim the 10,000 post Durden, you better not leave that computer!

Off to pre-allo.
-Dr. P.

P.S.: Sorry if my long post infuriated you. 😀

 

[pingouin]

that one too then, for jlw. 😉

thank you

 

[oxeye]

I'd be an attending. And could have completed at least 2 fellowships.

Why have I always thought that you were younger than me? I need to reprogram my brain now.

 

[oxeye]

Doesn't mean I didn't get the good stuff on the plane today

Nice.

 

[Nikki2002]

did someone just say they were leaving us for PRE-ALLO!!

 

[Mr. Tee]

P.S.: Sorry if my long post infuriated you. 😀

but you coulda gotten so many more posts if you wrote short ones instead

 

[pingouin]

Why have I always thought that you were younger than me? I need to reprogram my brain now.

yeah I need to stop making age comments.

my bday's in about 2 months, and this isn't going to help make that any easier.

 

[oxeye]

did someone just say they were leaving us for PRE-ALLO!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

How could they?

 

[pingouin]

although I must say this bday doesn't seem to be terribly anxiety-producing.

 

[DrBowtie]

did someone just say they were leaving us for PRE-ALLO!!

Yeah...thats just Mr. Pibb. Don't mind him

 

[Nikki2002]

yeah mr. t--first rule of postwhoring

 

[Mr. Tee]

did someone just say they were leaving us for PRE-ALLO!!

hey it wasn't me

 

[oxeye]

yeah I need to stop making age comments.

my bday's in about 2 months, and this isn't going to help make that any easier.

Awwww.

Hey, my birthday is in about two months too!

 

[Mr. Tee]

my bday's in about 2 months, and this isn't going to help make that any easier.

my birthday is in a week!

 

[oxeye]

My daughter, my three dogs, and I all have birthdays in September. 😉 My older daughter and I nearly had the same birthday!!

 

[Mr. Tee]

I don't think I'll be feeling like doing this though

 

[DrBowtie]

Awwww.

Hey, my birthday is in about two months too!

When you all are eating your thanksgiving turkey, think of me.

 

[oxeye]

my birthday is in a week!

Happy early birthday T!

 

[pingouin]

Awwww.

Hey, my birthday is in about two months too!

😱

I just checked your profile. Yay, Libras!!!!!!!

We're within a week of each other.

 

[Nikki2002]

ohhhh that reminds me.....someone else is having a b-day soon! 😍

 

[oxeye]

😱

I just checked your profile. Yay, Libras!!!!!!!

We're within a week of each other.

Very cool. 😀

 

[Mr. Tee]

Happy early birthday T!

thanks 😎

 

[pingouin]

my birthday is in a week!

HBDTY
HBDTY
HBDTeerawit
HBDTY

just in case I forget later in the week

 

[oxeye]

😱

I just checked your profile. Yay, Libras!!!!!!!

We're within a week of each other.

your birthday is the day after my dog's. 😀

 

[oxeye]

ohhhh that reminds me.....someone else is having a b-day soon! 😍

Arsenic?

 

[pingouin]

your birthday is the day after my dog's. 😀

uhhhhhh... yay?

 

[MollyMalone]

What does one have to do to be classified as "bat-**** crazy"? As opposed to "dog-crap crazy".

First, you gotta fake a suicide attempt to get out of the Army (but of course you shouldn't tell your wife that you were faking). After that you have to really flex your compulsive lying muscles in whatever way trips your trigger (concealing that you have a child from a previous relationship is a great start). After that, you need to quit every job your wife manages to get you because they are "beneath you." To really top things off, though, to get your guano certification you should have an affair with your wife's best friend. That will firmly cement your bat-**** crazy status.

Glad I could provide these valuable diagnostic criteria for all our future physicians. 🙂