Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part 4

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A short quiz:

In the Random Non-MCAT thread you are allowed to discuss all of the following EXCEPT:

A.) Breaststicks
B.) the MCAT
C.) cake
D.) VD


If you chose B then congrats! You are ready to begin postwhoring in the Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part Quatro 😎



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beary said:
What a pain in the @ass. Here I am, busting my butt trying to get my work done. I asked and was explicity told that the grossing room is NEVER locked. (We have keys hidden in here for our offices, the reading rooms, etc.). So I get here, you guess it, locked. There is NOBODY around. I went down to the ER to ask one of the docs if there is security or somebody around. This nice doc took me down to the "VA police office" which was of course locked. I knocked and could hear somebody moving around in there, but did they answer? No. So I banged and banged having a hissy fit and finally he opened the door.

Huge, fat "cop" in full "cop gear" including handcuffs, mace, etc. Hahahaha. Anyway, I'm like, yeah, I'm a path resident, trying to DO WORK, room locked, can you let me in? He's like, well, geez, I don't think so. Calls his supervisor. Yada yada yada. Basically calls the flipping FBI. Finally, he agrees to come let me in. That little escapade just took about an hour.
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I can somewhat relate. When I volunteerd at Orlando Regional, I was always the first one there on Sunday to volunteer. I'd usually come in around 7-7:15. Majority of the time the door to the volunteer room was locked where I had to sign in. I usually had to go find some security guy to unlock the door for me. 😡 Almost every freakin' time I had to do that. The volunteers that came in later were lucky because I was the one to go out of my way to open it up. Why is the room locked?!?! Nothing important was in there! 😡
 
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beary said:
What a pain in the @ass. Here I am, busting my butt trying to get my work done. I asked and was explicity told that the grossing room is NEVER locked. (We have keys hidden in here for our offices, the reading rooms, etc.). So I get here, you guess it, locked. There is NOBODY around. I went down to the ER to ask one of the docs if there is security or somebody around. This nice doc took me down to the "VA police office" which was of course locked. I knocked and could hear somebody moving around in there, but did they answer? No. So I banged and banged having a hissy fit and finally he opened the door.

Huge, fat "cop" in full "cop gear" including handcuffs, mace, etc. Hahahaha. Anyway, I'm like, yeah, I'm a path resident, trying to DO WORK, room locked, can you let me in? He's like, well, geez, I don't think so. Calls his supervisor. Yada yada yada. Basically calls the flipping FBI. Finally, he agrees to come let me in. That little escapade just took about an hour.
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Damn, that sucks. 🙁 🙁
 
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MollyMalone said:
:laugh: :laugh:

I love them too. But I love the chocolate coated ones even more. 😍
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Eww... :barf:

Those taste like they are covered in poopy wax. (not that I would know what THAT tastes like) But, somehow, it doesn't deter hubby from eating them.
 
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Ok y'all, something weird is going on. It's actualyl kinda funny and it serves me right...I guess. I was all ticked off earlier and I hit a door HARD with my open palm. Now, the backside (not the palm) is turning like green and stuff. I don't want to whine to hubby b/c he will tell me that I deserved it. Which, I guess I do...but at this rate, I am going to look like someone transplanted Oscar the Grouch's hand on my end of my arm when I show up for church in the morning!
 
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Yo Ho, Yo Ho...and I am not talking about beary...it's off to Lowe's and Cold Stone we go....

See y'all when we get back.
 
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TypeA said:
Ok y'all, something weird is going on. It's actualyl kinda funny and it serves me right...I guess. I was all ticked off earlier and I hit a door HARD with my open palm. Now, the backside (not the palm) is turning like green and stuff. I don't want to whine to hubby b/c he will tell me that I deserved it. Which, I guess I do...but at this rate, I am going to look like someone transplanted Oscar the Grouch's hand on my end of my arm when I show up for church in the morning!
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You need to cut that out and send it to me.

"Accession number 1. Patient TypeA. Specimen: back of hand. Brief Clinical History: Patient hit door, subsequent green discoloration. Procedure: Partial hand removal. Gross description: 2 cm by 1 cm piece of soft tissue of hand, excised to a depth of 0.5 cm. Totally nasty and green. Stitch marks the proximal margin. Deep surface of specimen is inked such that blue indicates proximal and green indicates lateral. Cassette A: Proximal margin. Cassette B: Representative sections. Cassette C: Distal margin. Gross diagnosis: Oscar the Grouch syndrome. Histologic diagnosis pending."

PS Don't hit doors my dear.
 
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TypeA said:
Yo Ho, Yo Ho...and I am not talking about beary...it's off to Lowe's and Cold Stone we go....
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Fine. Go ahead and not talk about me. I'm not talking about you either. 😉

I am jealous. I'm getting hungry. Probably 1 hour or so to go. GO HO!!
 
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jlw9698 said:
1 pedicure
+
1 (large) glass of cabernet sauvignon
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happy camper
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I'm going to have a ton of wine tonight. And some vodka. And schnapp's (peppermint variety). Perhaps I will find something else on the way home, at The Wine Seller, my favorite store. Or I could go all high class and hit up Bello Vino, but am not in the mood. Both are very convenient located immediately between here and my house. 😀

Molly, you up for some WoW in a few hours?
 
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beary said:
You need to cut that out and send it to me.

"Accession number 1. Patient TypeA. Specimen: back of hand. Brief Clinical History: Patient hit door, subsequent green discoloration. Procedure: Partial hand removal. Gross description: 2 cm by 1 cm piece of soft tissue of hand, excised to a depth of 0.5 cm. Totally nasty and green. Stitch marks the proximal margin. Deep surface of specimen is inked such that blue indicates proximal and green indicates lateral. Cassette A: Proximal margin. Cassette B: Representative sections. Cassette C: Distal margin. Gross diagnosis: Oscar the Grouch syndrome. Histologic diagnosis pending."

PS Don't hit doors my dear.
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roflmao
 
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beary said:
I'm going to have a ton of wine tonight. And some vodka. And schnapp's (peppermint variety). Perhaps I will find something else on the way home, at The Wine Seller, my favorite store. Or I could go all high class and hit up Bello Vino, but am not in the mood. Both are very convenient located immediately between here and my house. 😀

Molly, you up for some WoW in a few hours?
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I so totally am.

I am up for wine as well. 🙂
 
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MollyMalone said:
I so totally am.

I am up for wine as well. 🙂
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Outstanding!!! I am so excited.

Your choice as to whether I play my 54 tauren hunter or 17 undead rogue. 😀

Awesome wine and WoW action. I can't wait. I'll let you know on SDN but probably 11:30-midnight or so, if that's not too late. Still at the damn VA.

*craving wine and WoW*
 
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beary said:
Outstanding!!! I am so excited.

Your choice as to whether I play my 54 tauren hunter or 17 undead rogue. 😀

Awesome wine and WoW action. I can't wait. I'll let you know on SDN but probably 11:30-midnight or so, if that's not too late. Still at the damn VA.

*craving wine and WoW*
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Nothing's too late for me. 🙂

I have a halfway to 11 troll priestess. I have no idea if WoW has sidekicking or anything like that... in fact, I am looking forward to you teaching me a thing or two about the game. I have found the learning curve to be rather steep. 🙂
 
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beary said:
You need to cut that out and send it to me.

"Accession number 1. Patient TypeA. Specimen: back of hand. Brief Clinical History: Patient hit door, subsequent green discoloration. Procedure: Partial hand removal. Gross description: 2 cm by 1 cm piece of soft tissue of hand, excised to a depth of 0.5 cm. Totally nasty and green. Stitch marks the proximal margin. Deep surface of specimen is inked such that blue indicates proximal and green indicates lateral. Cassette A: Proximal margin. Cassette B: Representative sections. Cassette C: Distal margin. Gross diagnosis: Oscar the Grouch syndrome. Histologic diagnosis pending."

PS Don't hit doors my dear.
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That is hilarious my little HO!
 
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jlw9698 said:
YOU!

grab yourself and O'Doul's and get in here
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LOL...I finished my last one the other night while I was chatting with beary...you know, it takes the hard stuff to to get through that.


😍 beary 😍
 
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While I admit that time has not been kind, there are three... no, make that four, movies that I could at one point nearly quote from start to finish. This is one.

Anyone care to hazard a guess as to the other three?
 
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MollyMalone said:
While I admit that time has not been kind, there are three... no, make that four, movies that I could at one point nearly quote from start to finish. This is one.

Anyone care to hazard a guess as to the other three?
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Pretty Woman

or is that just me and one of my friends?
 
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