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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's the thread!

Not sure what the Random thread is all about? Well, here's the answer to all your questions.

It's basically a restaurant. That serves breaststicks. And lots of cute fruit and veggies. And is patronized by a HO. And Tucker Carlson. Vin Diesel, too. Lots of race car drivers eat here, as well. We're very well respected by the Amish... one girl in particular is here almost all the time.

The food is great if you're low on iron. It's not on the menu, but you can ask about the special secret garlic cure home recipe. One of the hostesses often makes weather predictions, but she's not always around. I think she has another job with the government. Or a government. Something like that. One of the other hostesses says "Bitch, please," a lot, but she's joking... don't take it personally.

Forget anything you've heard about the girl who died here from arsenic poisoning. That was a long time ago, and she's still alive, anyway... just busy so she doesn't come in as much. Besides, a little arsenic adds a lot of flavor to just about any dish.

Pretty flowers by the entrance, hey? Lilis, they are. Beautiful. And the music is totally hopping... we have our very own DJ. Looks a little like Brad Pitt.

I guess that's pretty much all you need to know. I'm usually in the corner booth over there drinking a nice glass of wine. You're welcome to join me, anytime. We're open 24/7.


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And thank you to the ever generous, intelligent, lovely, and kind Nichole, who let me start the thread even though she won the last one. 🙂
 
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QofQuimica said:
I can't believe that the test fees are $1000. Wow, does that ever suck. 👎 BTW, did I tell you that I will start meeting with my clinical preceptor in a few weeks??? :wow:
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someplace someplace's first years started going to preceptor 2 weeks into the semester. you'll do great q!

ok, let me go finish off this book for ob/gyn. ttyl peoples!
 
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^^

Awww, cute!! 🙂

What is it with cats and closets...it's like they're drawn to clean clothes? I hope he's feeling better soon.
 
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I just read and edited one of the longest PS I've ever seen. 😱

My head hurts.
-Dr. P.

P.S.: How are ya randomites?
 
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Crazy Canuck said:
^^

Awww, cute!! 🙂

What is it with cats and closets...it's like they're drawn to clean clothes? I hope he's feeling better soon.
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Yea, he sheds a lot of hair, so I had to clean off those shirts.

Today in the car I had to hold onto him while my brother drove and my shirt was covered in hair, again...
 
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Dr. Pepper said:
I just read and edited one of the longest PS I've ever seen. 😱

My head hurts.
-Dr. P.

P.S.: How are ya randomites?
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I've quit reading PSs. I figure I read enough of them over the summer to pay back everyone who read mine ten times over. 😛 Now I will have to start hosting interviewees to repay the kind students who hosted me when I was interviewing....
 
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WilliamsF1 said:
Your own PS or someone you know?

Btw, hi.
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I don't intend to write my PS for a long time.

Either way, I read a whole bunch during the summer, this one just came randomly (I think I agreed a few weeks ago to read it).

Oh yeah, and HI F1.
-Dr. P.
 
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QofQuimica said:
I've quit reading PSs. I figure I read enough of them over the summer to pay back everyone who read mine ten times over. 😛 Now I will have to start hosting interviewees to repay the kind students who hosted me when I was interviewing....
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Love the avatar Q....double entendres are funny. 🙂
-Dr. P.
 
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Dr. Pepper said:
I don't intend to write my PS for a long time.

Either way, I read a whole bunch during the summer, this one just came randomly (I think I agreed a few weeks ago to read it).

Oh yeah, and HI F1.
-Dr. P.
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If it helps, I only wrote about one experience I had that confirmed this was the career I want to pursue.
 
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WilliamsF1 said:
If it helps, I only wrote about one experience I had that confirmed this was the career I want to pursue.
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By this, you mean F1 race car driver, right?

I think I read that one, it went something like this:

"When I was going 200MPH around the track, it hit me...I wanted to be a racecar driver. Oh yeah, and also the fact that I was on fire. That hit me hard."
-Dr. P.
 
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Dr. Pepper said:
By this, you mean F1 race car driver, right?

I think I read that one, it went something like this:

"When I was going 200MPH around the track, it hit me...I wanted to be a racecar driver. Oh yeah, and also the fact that I was on fire. That hit me hard."
-Dr. P.
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Girls, money, power, and something else I can't seem to remember. 😉 jlw and Durden know what I'm talking about. 😀

I think I got that pizza you sent, but it came today. Papa John's chicken bbq pizza and a jalapeno pizza, too?

LOL at the 200mph and on fire. That's a hell of an experience to go through!
 
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WilliamsF1 said:
Girls, money, power, and something else I can't seem to remember. 😉 jlw and Durden know what I'm talking about. 😀

I think I got that pizza you sent, but it came today. Papa John's chicken bbq pizza and a jalapeno pizza, too?

LOL at the 200mph and on fire. That's a hell of an experience to go through!
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Chicks, money, power and chicks? - Dr. Cox

Keep it kosher. 😀
-Dr. P.
 
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I finally finished readin my stuff for Human Bio. Now...on to making up flash cards and rading for next week.

Tomorrow though will need to be a math day. I am so far behind on that. I haven't accomplished a single thing for that class, except register the software we need.

Ugh.

Ok, off for a while.
 
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In an attempt to dramatically increase my post count and that of this thread, let's play some hangman:

Clue: a common phrase with a pretty peculiar backstory

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-Dr. P.
 
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Ok, so who wants to hear a funny story?

I'm making travel plans for Christmas break, and I had to call the airline for help because I forgot my stupid account number. 🙄 Anyway, I'm talking to the airline person, and she asks me what I'm doing, and I said I'm a medical student. Next thing you know, she is asking about my whole life, and I had to explain to her that I had my PhD already before med school, etc., etc. So she's asking me what kind of doctor I'm going to be, and I said, "A poor one." And she starts laughing like crazy and telling me what a good bedside manner I will have. Then she asks me again: no, really, what kind of doctor will you be? So I said, "An old one too." Which started off yet another round of her telling me how funny I am. Then she asks me for the third time what kind of doctor I am going to be, and I told her I have no earthly idea, because I literally just started medical school!!! She didn't want to take that as an answer, so I told her I was going to be an anesthesiologist. That satisfied her, and she finally gave me the f***ing number. 😛
 
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QofQuimica said:
Ok, so who wants to hear a funny story?

I'm making travel plans for Christmas break, and I had to call the airline for help because I forgot my stupid account number. 🙄 Anyway, I'm talking to the airline person, and she asks me what I'm doing, and I said I'm a medical student. Next thing you know, she is asking about my whole life, and I had to explain to her that I had my PhD already before med school, etc., etc. So she's asking me what kind of doctor I'm going to be, and I said, "A poor one." And she starts laughing like crazy and telling me what a good bedside manner I will have. Then she asks me again: no, really, what kind of doctor will you be? So I said, "An old one too." Which started off yet another round of her telling me how funny I am. Then she asks me for the third time what kind of doctor I am going to be, and I told her I have no earthly idea, because I literally just started medical school!!! She didn't want to take that as an answer, so I told her I was going to be an anesthesiologist. That satisfied her, and she finally gave me the f***ing number. 😛
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You should have told her that someone was coding and you needed the account number stat.
-Dr. P.
 
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QofQuimica said:
Ok, so who wants to hear a funny story?

I'm making travel plans for Christmas break, and I had to call the airline for help because I forgot my stupid account number. 🙄 Anyway, I'm talking to the airline person, and she asks me what I'm doing, and I said I'm a medical student. Next thing you know, she is asking about my whole life, and I had to explain to her that I had my PhD already before med school, etc., etc. So she's asking me what kind of doctor I'm going to be, and I said, "A poor one." And she starts laughing like crazy and telling me what a good bedside manner I will have. Then she asks me again: no, really, what kind of doctor will you be? So I said, "An old one too." Which started off yet another round of her telling me how funny I am. Then she asks me for the third time what kind of doctor I am going to be, and I told her I have no earthly idea, because I literally just started medical school!!! She didn't want to take that as an answer, so I told her I was going to be an anesthesiologist. That satisfied her, and she finally gave me the f***ing number. 😛
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:laugh: That was pretty good!
 
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