Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part 5

[MollyMalone]

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's the thread!

Not sure what the Random thread is all about? Well, here's the answer to all your questions.

It's basically a restaurant. That serves breaststicks. And lots of cute fruit and veggies. And is patronized by a HO. And Tucker Carlson. Vin Diesel, too. Lots of race car drivers eat here, as well. We're very well respected by the Amish... one girl in particular is here almost all the time.

The food is great if you're low on iron. It's not on the menu, but you can ask about the special secret garlic cure home recipe. One of the hostesses often makes weather predictions, but she's not always around. I think she has another job with the government. Or a government. Something like that. One of the other hostesses says "Bitch, please," a lot, but she's joking... don't take it personally.

Forget anything you've heard about the girl who died here from arsenic poisoning. That was a long time ago, and she's still alive, anyway... just busy so she doesn't come in as much. Besides, a little arsenic adds a lot of flavor to just about any dish.

Pretty flowers by the entrance, hey? Lilis, they are. Beautiful. And the music is totally hopping... we have our very own DJ. Looks a little like Brad Pitt.

I guess that's pretty much all you need to know. I'm usually in the corner booth over there drinking a nice glass of wine. You're welcome to join me, anytime. We're open 24/7.


Congratulations to everyone who made Part 4 such a kickass thread!!!

Nikki2002 970
MollyMalone 935
oxeye 803
jlw9698 754
WilliamsF1 674
BrettBatchelor 610
beary 565
Arsenic 523
megboo 468
ironmanf14 444
supernova33418 440
Dr Durden 389
mshheaddoc 351
Anastasis 284
TypeA 274
scentimint 215
da_donut 157
Teerawit 156
gujuDoc 155
RAD11 145
lilithny 119
QofQuimica 112
Dr. Pepper 83
UMP 75
Crazy Canuck 74
ylitia 64
DRKUBA 49
lytesnsyrens 33
AWhitehair 31
Cozmosis 15
dc52e55 9
Tanner82 7
Looque 5
redsoxfan 3
bananaface 3
5moreminutes 3
ChymeChancellor 2
Severus 2
thadocta26 2
Broccoli 2
RPedigo 2
gradu8in2003 2
Noeljan 2
Tristero 1
Sammie216 1
moomar 1
danjo 1
DrVanNostran 1
ladki72102 1
gtleeee 1
FutureDoc84 1
Jwax 1

And thank you to the ever generous, intelligent, lovely, and kind Nichole, who let me start the thread even though she won the last one. 🙂

 

[Mr. Tee]

I'm waiting for Mr. M3 to snipe 9k!

haha someone was waiting for the 8999th post 😉

 

[RAD11]

me

 

[deleted106503]

Woohoo! I got it!

 

[RAD11]

9k!

you suck!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[deleted106503]

haha someone was waiting.

I was all over this. 😎

 

[Mr. Tee]

I was all over this. 😎

glad i could help 😀

 

[RAD11]

teerawit ruined it......sucks, lol

 

[Mr. Tee]

teerawit ruined it......sucks, lol

🙁

 

[pingouin]

I'm still here. Is Durden gone? I'm going to have to wait until tomorrow (much later today) to hit 2K b/c I really can't DJ for myself...

 

[RAD11]

🙁

😉

 

[beary]

Night folks, see ya tomorrow! 😴

 

[RAD11]

I was all over this. 😎

I got all charged up for nothing 😀

 

[RAD11]

Night folks, see ya tomorrow! 😴

Night!!!

 

[deleted106503]

Good night Beary!

 

[RAD11]

Alright....need to get to bed....goodnight randomites!!!!

 

[deleted106503]

I got all charged up for nothing 😀

I was waiting for the main forum to show 8,998 for me to reply with a quote already ready to go. 😀 I was surprised to see it was Mr. M3, though. I figured it would've been Beary or jlw. You thought I'd fall for that posting spot? It's 20 seconds of deadness.

 

[deleted106503]

Good night Rad. 🙂

 

[RAD11]

I was waiting for the main forum to show 8,998 for me to reply with a quote already ready to go. 😀 I was surprised to see it was Mr. M3, though. I figured it would've been Beary or jlw. You thought I'd fall for that posting spot? It's 20 seconds of deadness.

Yeah that's why I was waiting too....but on the main forum it said 8997 and inside the thread it was 8998....alright Will, I give it to you ....you are the posting-slut!!!! Gotta get you on 10,000 😉 and everyone else .


Night!!!

 

[Dr Durden]

I'm still here. Is Durden gone? I'm going to have to wait until tomorrow (much later today) to hit 2K b/c I really can't DJ for myself...

Here but editing a poetry paper.

 

[Dr Durden]

Will, have you NOT snagged a recent post milestone?

 

[deleted106503]

Yeah that's why I was waiting too....but on the main forum it said 8997 and inside the thread it was 8998....alright Will, I give it to you ....you are the posting-slut!!!! Gotta get you on 10,000 😉 and everyone else .


Night!!!

Not sure if I'll get 10k, it's too random at that point. 🙁 But I got 1st reply, 1k, 3k, 5k, 6k, and 9k. 🙂

Cya!

I'll let you know if I go to the Cape tomorrow.

Edit: 2k was Rad, 4k jlw, 7k MSH, 8k Molly 🙂 Spread the wealth, eh?

 

[deleted106503]

Will, have you NOT snagged a recent post milestone?

Without your and jlw's help, I couldn't have done it!

 

[Dr Durden]

Without your and jlw's help, I couldn't have done it!

I must say, as far as post-whoring goes (none of this weak "post-companion" business), the pupil has certainly become the master. 👍

 

[pingouin]

Here but editing a poetry paper.

haha- how funny, b/c I'm here bull****ting a conclusion to my physics lab report! we're both in hell!

 

[deleted106503]

Well, this thread has been up for 11 days 2 hours and 20 minutes. Do you think we can pull it off by the 12 day mark, Durden? 👍

 

[pingouin]

oh excuse me- conclusion is done. I'm working on the discussion. 🙄

 

[Dr Durden]

Well, this thread has been up for 11 days 2 hours and 20 minutes. Do you think we can pull it off by the 12 day mark, Durden? 👍

No doubt in my mind. Rest up, we'll need your strength for the sprint tomorrow.

 

[pingouin]

post # = year of birth 😱

 

[Dr Durden]

haha- how funny, b/c I'm here bull****ting a conclusion to my physics lab report! we're both in hell!

Wanna trade? 😉

 

[Dr Durden]

post # = year of birth 😱

One of the better of the evening. Well done.

 

[pingouin]

Wanna trade? 😉

I totally would if a) I weren't pretty well finished here and b) I didn't need to be getting to bed soon

 

[pingouin]

One of the better of the evening. Well done.

*curtsies* thank you, thank you

 

[Dr Durden]

I totally would if a) I weren't pretty well finished here and b) I need to be getting to bed soon

Same situation here. Guess it's time for us to close this thread down for the evening.

 

[deleted106503]

No doubt in my mind. Rest up, we'll need your strength for the spring tomorrow.

We will see. It depends how long I will be at NASA, if ever. Seems thunderstorms at 1PM and launch is at ~12:30PM. Hmm...

 

[pingouin]

Carson Daly is an absolute tool. I should have turned the TV off a while ago.

 

[deleted106503]

Carson Daly is an absolute tool. I should have turned the TV off a while ago.

I changed it to the Craig Fergusson guy.

 

[deleted106503]

Wow, it doesn't seem to be much better.

 

[Dr Durden]

What possessed that tool to leave TRL? The fact that he was turning into Kurt Loder, a forty-something surrounded by 12 year olds?

 

[deleted106503]

Here but editing a poetry paper.

Are you hoping to get a Haiku one time?

 

[deleted106503]

Kurt Loder, a forty-something surrounded by 12 year olds?

LMAO!!! That's so true. Can't he move onto to other things at this point? That Dave guy is now on FX. What happened to that Jesse guy?

 

[Dr Durden]

Are you hoping to get a Haiku one time?

I'm hoping to get into WashU in time to drop this mother****in class.

 

[deleted106503]

I'm hoping to get into WashU in time to drop this mother****in class.

Your first choice and not Vandy?

 

[pingouin]

Are you hoping to get a Haiku one time?

Durden hates Lit class
The bane of his existence
Born an enginerd

 

[deleted106503]

Durden, you need to submit jlw's work as your own!!! They'd be wondering who Durden is, lol.

 

[Dr Durden]

Your first choice and not Vandy?

My first choice is whoever cuts me the biggest check, hopefully one without excessive humanities pre-reqs.

 

[Dr Durden]

Durden, you need to submit jlw's work as your own!!! They'd be wondering who Durden is, lol.

As happy as I would be to plagiarize, unfortunately this is more analysis than creation.

 

[deleted106503]

My first choice is whoever cuts me the biggest check, hopefully one without excessive humanities pre-reqs.

I wish I could say the same, but I know I will be the one writing the checks at the end of the day.

And on that bombshell, it's time for me to call it a night. Good night jlw and Durden! I know you're lurking around here somewhere Beary. Good night to you, too! 🙂

 

[pingouin]

Durden, you need to submit jlw's work as your own!!! They'd be wondering who Durden is, lol.

true story- my friend who originated the "Bitch, please!" phenomenon is a college professor. she hates plagiarism with a passion, and it is her life's mission to eradicate it, at least from her classroom.

when they were TAing, her PhD-cohort buddies dubbed her the Masterbuster. 😀

(so don't steal my stuff or I'll sic her on you!)

 

[pingouin]

I wish I could say the same, but I know I will be the one writing the checks at the end of the day.

And on that bombshell, it's time for me to call it a night. Good night jlw and Durden! I know you're lurking around here somewhere Beary. Good night to you, too! 🙂

I'm out, too.

Durden- tomorrow, I want music!

 

[Dr Durden]

I don't need to plagiarize, I can write my own:

There once was a nerd named Doctor D
And what he despised was poetry
What a pain in the ass
Is every English class.
Why won't these professors let me be?