Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part 5

[MollyMalone]

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's the thread!

Not sure what the Random thread is all about? Well, here's the answer to all your questions.

It's basically a restaurant. That serves breaststicks. And lots of cute fruit and veggies. And is patronized by a HO. And Tucker Carlson. Vin Diesel, too. Lots of race car drivers eat here, as well. We're very well respected by the Amish... one girl in particular is here almost all the time.

The food is great if you're low on iron. It's not on the menu, but you can ask about the special secret garlic cure home recipe. One of the hostesses often makes weather predictions, but she's not always around. I think she has another job with the government. Or a government. Something like that. One of the other hostesses says "Bitch, please," a lot, but she's joking... don't take it personally.

Forget anything you've heard about the girl who died here from arsenic poisoning. That was a long time ago, and she's still alive, anyway... just busy so she doesn't come in as much. Besides, a little arsenic adds a lot of flavor to just about any dish.

Pretty flowers by the entrance, hey? Lilis, they are. Beautiful. And the music is totally hopping... we have our very own DJ. Looks a little like Brad Pitt.

I guess that's pretty much all you need to know. I'm usually in the corner booth over there drinking a nice glass of wine. You're welcome to join me, anytime. We're open 24/7.


Congratulations to everyone who made Part 4 such a kickass thread!!!

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And thank you to the ever generous, intelligent, lovely, and kind Nichole, who let me start the thread even though she won the last one. 🙂

 

[oxeye]

Someone told me drinking a lot of soda causes this. Is that true? Just drink lots of water?

Caffeine has been linked to stones.

Drinking lots of water is your best best. I was told by a urologist that lemonade is good to prevent stones too.

 

[Nikki2002]

omg i have to drink more wather....see i can't spell--time for bed!

 

[beary]

Mine had sharp edges and stuff.

Hard to believe something so little could cause so much pain. 😉 As much pain as an entire freaking person coming out of my body!

*shudders*

Do I still want to be a GU pathologist?

 

[deleted106503]

just wear gloves 😉

lol at your new avatar! That black bar thing on the left looks like the door to that cage you had pictured before. She learned to just walk right into it now!

 

[Nikki2002]

oxeye--you take the cutest little action shots of your kids!

 

[Dr Durden]

lol at your new avatar! That black bar thing on the left looks like the door to that cage you had pictured before. She learned to just walk right into it now!

She's been well trained.

 

[deleted106503]

nice. i'm totally stealing someone's wireless right now

You did a bang up job. Keep up the good work. 👍

 

[oxeye]

oxeye....🙁 🙁

I'm okay - I can laugh about it in retrospect.

I just hope I never have another one. I don't think I will - mine was most likely due to downing Tums for heartburn (hey, I was pregnant!) while on some medication that wasn't very compatible with that.

 

[oxeye]

*shudders*

Do I still want to be a GU pathologist?

 

[RAD11]

I should have slept earlier when I was somewhat sleepy....now I'm fully awake 🙁

 

[beary]

nice. i'm totally stealing someone's wireless right now

I'm using my parents' wireless, which totally sucks I might add. 😡

I finally just gave up on WoW and keep getting kicked off the internet completely.

 

[oxeye]

lol at your new avatar! That black bar thing on the left looks like the door to that cage you had pictured before. She learned to just walk right into it now!

haha, it does look like that!

 

[deleted106503]

I'm using my parents' wireless, which totally sucks I might add. 😡

I finally just gave up on WoW and keep getting kicked off the internet completely.

Holy crap, I forgot to tell you.

On break.com, there's this video of this guy catching his friend masturbating to WoW! 😱

 

[RAD11]

Christina Aguillera is on Letterman too. Do you guys think she's pretty?

 

[oxeye]

oxeye--you take the cutest little action shots of your kids!

The trick is to just takes lots and lots and lots and lots of pictures. 😉

I have a 2 GB memory card on my new camera. I can take 800 pictures before needing to burn a DVD. 😀

 

[Dr Durden]

Christina Aguillera is on Letterman too. Do you guys think she's pretty?

I prefer her now as opposed to her Durrrty incarnation.

 

[deleted106503]

Christina Aguillera is on Letterman too. Do you guys think she's pretty?

I like this look she has now. It's like classy 1950s Monroe. Looks hittable 👍

 

[oxeye]

Holy crap, I forgot to tell you.

On break.com, there's this video of this guy catching his friend masturbating to WoW! 😱

ewwwwwww

 

[oxeye]

Christina Aguillera is on Letterman too. Do you guys think she's pretty?

I wouldn't complain if I looked like her. 😉

 

[beary]

oh is that what I smelled this weekend? 😛

Yeah, just getting off that month of surg path. Stinky!! 😉

 

[deleted106503]

ewwwwwww

Yea, I know...I've heard that game can really mess up people's lives.

 

[RAD11]

Why is it the girls can say that a girl is pretty but a guy can never say that a guy is cute?

 

[beary]

I just hope I never have another one. I don't think I will - mine was most likely due to downing Tums for heartburn (hey, I was pregnant!) while on some medication that wasn't very compatible with that.

Gosh, I hope you don't either.

*throws away Tums*

 

[oxeye]

Why is it the girls can say that a girl is pretty but a guy can never say that a guy is cute?

Good question. 😉

 

[oxeye]

Yea, I know...I've heard that game can really mess up people's lives.

Yeah, I've seen games mess things up in my own family ..... *sigh* Not WoW, but EQ.

 

[beary]

Holy crap, I forgot to tell you.

On break.com, there's this video of this guy catching his friend masturbating to WoW! 😱

😱 That's totally gross.

I'm going to go look for it though. Hopefully my internet is working well enough, which I seriously doubt!

 

[pingouin]

I prefer her now as opposed to her Durrrty incarnation.

wow- 3 r's

 

[pingouin]

Why is it the girls can say that a girl is pretty but a guy can never say that a guy is cute?

you mean like when I said Nicholas Sparks is a hottie and Durden thumb-downed me?

point of reference:

 

[deleted106503]

😱 That's totally gross.

I'm going to go look for it though. Hopefully my internet is working well enough, which I seriously doubt!

Is this one of your characters?! http://www.break.com/index/wowjerkoff.html

j/k 😉

(I hope it's not 😱 )

 

[deleted106503]

you mean like when I said Nicholas Sparks is a hottie and Durden thumb-downed me?

point of reference:

Who is this?

 

[Dr Durden]

Correction: Durden yawned.

 

[RAD11]

I have no problem saying certain celebs are hot, but everytime I ask my husband if he think's a certain guy celeb is cute...he's like "how would I know" lol

 

[deleted106503]

yup

Yuppers

😕

 

[Dr Durden]

I have no problem saying certain celebs are hot, but everytime I ask my husband if he think's a certain guy celeb is cute...he's like "how would I know" lol

No guy is ever going to use the word "cute" to describe another male.

 

[RAD11]

Is this one of your characters?! http://www.break.com/index/wowjerkoff.html

j/k 😉

(I hope it's not 😱 )

Holy crap hahahah!!! 😱

 

[deleted106503]

I have no problem saying certain celebs are hot, but everytime I ask my husband if he think's a certain guy celeb is cute...he's like "how would I know" lol

I agree with him. Let me put it like this.

Women are just naturally attractive by anyone. They have curves and a "caring" image. This is why infants (regardless of gender) are more attracted to their mother's face (shape) and not the fathers with pronounced jaw lines and eye brow. Just imho...

 

[RAD11]

you mean like when I said Nicholas Sparks is a hottie and Durden thumb-downed me?

point of reference:

yup

 

[beary]

Is this one of your characters?! http://www.break.com/index/wowjerkoff.html

j/k 😉

(I hope it's not 😱 )

Thanks for the link!

I can't get the video to load (stupid internet), but am going to keep trying. 🙂

 

[deleted106503]

I should've just left my reasoning to that first line.

 

[RAD11]

No guy is ever going to use the word "cute" to describe another male.

hahaha how about HOT?

 

[deleted106503]

Thanks for the link!

I can't get the video to load (stupid internet), but am going to keep trying. 🙂

For some background info:

His friends weren't sure why he'd say he was goign to play WoW and be done in 10 minutes when usually it's for hours on end. They also didn't know why he locked his door, but this video was when he left it unlocked one time. 🙂 Btw, there is no nudity.

 

[Nikki2002]

or gorgeous

 

[RAD11]

For some background info:

His friends weren't sure why he'd say he was goign to play WoW and be done in 10 minutes when usually it's for hours on end. They also didn't know why he locked his door, but this video was when he left it unlocked one time. 🙂 Btw, there is no nudity.

I don't think he was really wackin off

 

[deleted106503]

or gorgeous

I think all these words were made to describe women.

 

[deleted106503]

I don't think he was really wackin off

Maybe he was trying to play the game at the same time?

 

[RAD11]

I'm sure guys think it (that another guy is cute) but just won't say it.

 

[RAD11]

Maybe he was trying to play the game at the same time?

 

[Dr Durden]

hahaha how about HOT?

If the guy trusts you and is secure about himself, he might use something like "handsome" that doesn't threaten his or the male in question's masculinity.

Babies like oxeye's are cute. Full grown men are not.

 

[Dr Durden]

Maybe he was trying to play the game at the same time?

A mouse only requires one hand.....

 

[Nikki2002]

If the guy trusts you and is secure about himself, he might use something like "handsome" that doesn't threaten his or the male in question's masculinity.

Babies like oxeye's are cute. Full grown men are not.

oh yes...yes they are