Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part 8

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how's your studying going guys? are you freaking out? burned out?

this is our stress relief thread....or our group anxiety thread, whatever..... :laugh: 😀

for those of you that have no idea what the mcat random threads are about, check out molly's explanation:

MollyMalone said:
It's basically a restaurant. That serves breaststicks. And lots of cute fruit and veggies. And is patronized by a HO. And Tucker Carlson. Vin Diesel, too. Lots of race car drivers eat here, as well. We're very well respected by the Amish... one girl in particular is here almost all the time.

The food is great if you're low on iron. It's not on the menu, but you can ask about the special secret garlic cure home recipe. One of the hostesses often makes weather predictions, but she's not always around. I think she has another job with the government. Or a government. Something like that. One of the other hostesses says "Bitch, please," a lot, but she's joking... don't take it personally.

Forget anything you've heard about the girl who died here from arsenic poisoning. That was a long time ago, and she's still alive, anyway... just busy so she doesn't come in as much. Besides, a little arsenic adds a lot of flavor to just about any dish.

Pretty flowers by the entrance, hey? Lilis, they are. Beautiful. And the music is totally hopping... we have our very own DJ. Looks a little like Brad Pitt.

I guess that's pretty much all you need to know. I'm usually in the corner booth over there drinking a nice glass of wine. You're welcome to join me, anytime. We're open 24/7.
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EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO POST HERE, you're welcome to jump in at anytime. Here's the final tally from part 7:

Arsenic 1,194
beary 1,021
Nikki2002 934
Anastasis 878
WilliamsF1 868
jlw9698 757
oxeye 422
UMP 420
BrettBatchelor 379
Dr Durden 378
RAD11 359
Teerawit 302
ironmanf14 267
scentimint 250
MollyMalone 200
megboo 189
Crazy Canuck 182
mshheaddoc 180
lilithny 161
supernova33418 154
TypeA 126
gujuDoc 116
EvoDevo 83
Penny2004 39
QofQuimica 31
Pemberley 16
Noeljan 9
Darlaa 8
jamie_kee_mac85 8
polarbingbear 8
Tristero 7
dc52e55 5
Hernandez 5
gradu8in2003 4
StellarOrigins 4
stiffany 4
abadri421 4
rogerwilco 4
CanadianPremed 4
Dr. Pepper 4
medfool24 3
KentW 3
nittanylionmd 2
ADeadLois 2
jophe 2
spicedmanna 1
yellowledbetter 1
DRKUBA 1
jessie 1
IBF 1
Oschemi 1
simpleman 1
clsr2nrvna 1
 
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TypeA said:
I love Fridays....no classes! WOO HOO! In bed...as long as I want to be. Dude! Fridays RAWK!
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That is SO AWESOME. I'm jealous. 😳

Already been down to the morgue, checked on all the bodies, and did my duty as a human pincushion to check on my co-inhabitants.
 
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I am so tired. While I am thrilled that some others got a restful night's sleep, I can't seem to buy one at any price. Ugh.
 
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TypeA said:
Wow, all night AND a nap? Who are you and what have you done with beary?? 😉
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🙂 All night = 5 hours. Which isn't bad so I shouldn't complain.

And the nap situation is still highly questionable. We can still get autopsies until 1 and placentas all day. But at least I seem unlikely to get slammed like I did yesterday.

And, you may call me Strep viridans. I have sucked all of beary's life force. 😉
 
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beary said:
🙂 All night = 5 hours. Which isn't bad so I shouldn't complain.

And the nap situation is still highly questionable. We can still get autopsies until 1 and placentas all day. But at least I seem unlikely to get slammed like I did yesterday.

And, you may call me Strep viridans. I have sucked all of beary's life force. 😉
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AIM.
 
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Ok, 1 hour and 20 minutes and I am outta here. Assuming we don't get any autopsies before then. :scared:

If I get placentas this afternoon I'll come back this evening and do them. I am way too tired to do anything now.

I went to the bathroom without my pager and it felt really rebellious. 😎
 
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39 minutes to go.

I forgot to do some thing in the morgue and a friend is going to walk me down at a quarter till 1 to show me what to do. Then I'm outta here.
 
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beary said:
Best wishes with your interview Mr. T!

Just remember, Michigan >>>>>>>>> Wash U. 😉
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I second her best wishes T, but would like to point out that in fact WashU >>>>>> Michigan. 😀

Let me guess, you're posting from their 6 story medical library using a "mcguest" account? 😉
 
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Dr Durden said:
I second her best wishes T, but would like to point out that in fact WashU >>>>>> Michigan. 😀

Let me guess, you're posting from their 6 story medical library using a "mcguest" account? 😉
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Whatever Durden. If I didn't like you you would be dead to me. Which would not be good.

I am scared of heights and the Wash U medical library scares the CRAP out of me.
 
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according to men's health magazine, guys want to be able to watch porn and get hot coffee at ATMs. is that too much to ask? lol



Amenities the average guy wants added to ATMs:
1. Frequent-withdrawal points
2. Porn clips
3. Hot coffee
Percentage of U.S. bills carrying bacteria: 90
What's Living On That Money
According to a Hong Kong bacteriologist, as many as 178,000 different types of bacteria (9,500 E. coli relatives alone) can reside on paper currency. Why? Wear and tear creates nooks and crannies in which fecal matter and figurative crap can hide. Handling money is like shaking hands with its previous owner, so during flu season, wash your hands after every transaction.
 
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Mister Jesus is my friend... I like :laugh:

Borat was ridiculous
 
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Today is going to be a good day.

Magic vs. Sixers (you're goin' down Fe!!!)

Tomorrow:

Gators vs. Pirates (Durden :meanie:)

After that game, Borat!!!
 
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Okay, some Friday humor to give you guys something before the weekend:

Doctor jokes:

Two doctors meet at a bar during a major medical conference, one male and one female. They both talk and one thing leads to another and both doctors were in a hotel room. Before undressing the female doctor washed her hands, after sex with the male doctor she washed her hands again. The Male doctor says "Let me guess, you’re a surgeon." The female doctors asks "How’d you know?" The guy goes "You keep washing your hands." The female doctor replies, "You must be an anaesthesiologist." The guy doc asks "How'd you know?" The lady replies, "Because I didn’t feel a thing."
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What is 12" long and hangs from an a.sshole?

A stethoscope
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A professor is giving an introductory lecture to a new group of students on the finer points of autopsies.

Standing over the corpse he addresses the class - "There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First thing is that you must have no fear"

After he said that he shoves his finger up the corpse’s anus and licks it.

"Now you must do the same" he tells the class.

After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence the class does as instructed.

"Second thing you must have is an acute sense of observation, " - he continues - ”for example, how many of you noticed I put my middle finger up this mans anus but licked my index finger?"
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Guy dies and finds there is a long line to get into heaven. He doesn't like to wait so he goes to the front to talk to St Peter. The guy tells St. Pete that he's an important lawyer and he doesn't think he should have to wait in line with everyone else. St. Peter says well in heaven we are all equal so you have to wait like everyone else.

Well an hour goes by and the lawyer sees a guy dressed in a white coat and wearing a stethoscope walk to the front of the line, chat with St Peter and walk right into heaven.

The lawyer seet this and gets upset, he storms up to St. Peter and is about to lay into him when St. Peter stops him and says: "It's not what you think, that was God, he just thinks he's a doctor"
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A man developed a disease that made him think and act like a horse. He would whinny and neigh and eat hay. He talked it over with his friends and one person recommended this "great doctor".

He went to the doctor, the doctor examined him and sat down and began writing. The horse/man said, "You are a terrific doctor. Are you writing me a prescription to cure it?"

The doctor said, "No.....I'm giving you a permit to **** in the street until I find out what's wrong with you."
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This picture made me LOL the most. :laugh:

I guess this is for Nikki, Canuck, Oxeye and anyone else in Stats. 😀

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lilithny said:
wasn't he on broadway?

ah... that's my perfect knight
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Not sure.

I always thought he had the best voice. Wish they'd let him sing more.

I think I had a crush on him when I was 14... I'm 24... look how much my taste changes in 10 years...

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Kevin still has great eyes though.

Okay I really need to go.. enough screwing around!
 
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Hi peeps! How you are all doing well. Hope you have a blast at Oktoberfest Ana! Where's Penny? Post Penny, POST!!

Now, we are leaving for dinner and bowling with some friends.
 
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Anastasis said:
Rock that interview, Mr. T!! 😍
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Thanks. You mean all 7 of them, LOL.

2 of them were with MSTP committee members - both tried to be grilling sessions, designed to test to see if you know random minutiae related to your field of research. I gave them the pwn stick, though 😛
 
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