Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part 8

[Arsenic]

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how's your studying going guys? are you freaking out? burned out?

this is our stress relief thread....or our group anxiety thread, whatever..... 😀

for those of you that have no idea what the mcat random threads are about, check out molly's explanation:

It's basically a restaurant. That serves breaststicks. And lots of cute fruit and veggies. And is patronized by a HO. And Tucker Carlson. Vin Diesel, too. Lots of race car drivers eat here, as well. We're very well respected by the Amish... one girl in particular is here almost all the time.

The food is great if you're low on iron. It's not on the menu, but you can ask about the special secret garlic cure home recipe. One of the hostesses often makes weather predictions, but she's not always around. I think she has another job with the government. Or a government. Something like that. One of the other hostesses says "Bitch, please," a lot, but she's joking... don't take it personally.

Forget anything you've heard about the girl who died here from arsenic poisoning. That was a long time ago, and she's still alive, anyway... just busy so she doesn't come in as much. Besides, a little arsenic adds a lot of flavor to just about any dish.

Pretty flowers by the entrance, hey? Lilis, they are. Beautiful. And the music is totally hopping... we have our very own DJ. Looks a little like Brad Pitt.

I guess that's pretty much all you need to know. I'm usually in the corner booth over there drinking a nice glass of wine. You're welcome to join me, anytime. We're open 24/7.

EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO POST HERE, you're welcome to jump in at anytime. Here's the final tally from part 7:

Arsenic 1,194
beary 1,021
Nikki2002 934
Anastasis 878
WilliamsF1 868
jlw9698 757
oxeye 422
UMP 420
BrettBatchelor 379
Dr Durden 378
RAD11 359
Teerawit 302
ironmanf14 267
scentimint 250
MollyMalone 200
megboo 189
Crazy Canuck 182
mshheaddoc 180
lilithny 161
supernova33418 154
TypeA 126
gujuDoc 116
EvoDevo 83
Penny2004 39
QofQuimica 31
Pemberley 16
Noeljan 9
Darlaa 8
jamie_kee_mac85 8
polarbingbear 8
Tristero 7
dc52e55 5
Hernandez 5
gradu8in2003 4
StellarOrigins 4
stiffany 4
abadri421 4
rogerwilco 4
CanadianPremed 4
Dr. Pepper 4
medfool24 3
KentW 3
nittanylionmd 2
ADeadLois 2
jophe 2
spicedmanna 1
yellowledbetter 1
DRKUBA 1
jessie 1
IBF 1
Oschemi 1
simpleman 1
clsr2nrvna 1

 

[PBandJ]

🙄 🙄 🙄

😛

so i still haven't heard anything from someplace someplace...i hope they are still considering me for an interview!

 

[Nikki2002]

🙄 🙄 🙄

😛

😍
mmmmmmmm lasagna

 

[Nikki2002]

so i still haven't heard anything from someplace someplace...i hope they are still considering me for an interview!

well i wonder who could sneak in and take a look at your file? hmmmm and then get kicked out of med school

 

[PBandJ]

well i wonder who could sneak in and take a look at your file? hmmmm and then get kicked out of med school

haha, they probably keep those things locked up in a safe.

 

[Beau Geste]

ha, the real garfield

Poor kitty.

 

[beary]

dang y'all do you know how much baby tigers cost? $650,000 y'all!!

Most excellent. Literally ROFL.

If my pager goes off one more time I'm going to huck it out the window.

 

[beary]

Off to get flu shot. Better not take any more than 1 minute 30 seconds.

 

[Nikki2002]

beary i can't find that skit anywhere!

well i gotta go now 'cause i don't like to leave my babies in the car for more than an hour y'all!

 

[Nikki2002]

Off to get flu shot. Better not take any more than 1 minute 30 seconds.

i want a flu shot too!!! wahhhhhhh

 

[Anastasis]

ha, ok. you keep the people from dying and i'll keep the preggers pregnant.

That's what you do on your rotation? 😱

I bet that's one popular rotation with the males 😉

 

[PBandJ]

Off to get flu shot. Better not take any more than 1 minute 30 seconds.

they usually only take about that long. 🙂

 

[PBandJ]

i want a flu shot too!!! wahhhhhhh

i got mine two weeks ago at work. you should be able to get one at school or at your doc's office.

 

[PBandJ]

beary i can't find that skit anywhere!

well i gotta go now 'cause i don't like to leave my babies in the car for more than an hour y'all!

???

you been hanging out with britney?

 

[Nikki2002]

???

you been hanging out with britney?

there was a britney skit on snl this week--totally lmao--she was meeting with a lawyer talking about her divorce (not the real britney of course)

 

[Anastasis]

Can I leave pre-allo for allo yet?

 

[PBandJ]

there was a britney skit on snl this week--totally lmao--she was meeting with a lawyer talking about her divorce (not the real britney of course)

oh man, i gotta see that one. 🙂

ana, you can leave us if you want...snif!

 

[Nikki2002]

Can I leave pre-allo for allo yet?

non-mcat is forever bwah ha ha

 

[Nikki2002]

ana, you can leave us if you want...snif!

😡 😡 😡

 

[Nikki2002]

bye everyone--have a good day😍

 

[Arsenic]

Can I leave pre-allo for allo yet?

i dont think the aamc would like that

DO IT

😉 😀

 

[Arsenic]

bye everyone--have a good day😍

bye nik!

 

[PBandJ]

non-mcat is forever bwah ha ha

👍

 

[Arsenic]

there was a britney skit on snl this week--totally lmao--she was meeting with a lawyer talking about her divorce (not the real britney of course)

i just read that fed-ex is blackmailing her with a 4 hour sex video they made together. he's gotten 50 million dollar offers for it but he wants to use it as leverage for $$$$ out of britney and custody of the kids. ok.......

 

[Nikki2002]

i just read that fed-ex is blackmailing her with a 4 hour sex video they made together. he's gotten 50 million dollar offers for it but he wants to use it as leverage for $$$$ out of britney and custody of the kids. ok.......

son of a b*tch--that is so messed up if it's true

 

[Nikki2002]

i dont think the aamc would like that

DO IT

😉 😀

gawd this whole process is the most annoying pain in the ass

 

[Arsenic]

son of a b*tch--that is so messed up if it's true

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JR4nw9VhbM

 

[Nikki2002]

i just read that fed-ex is blackmailing her with a 4 hour sex video they made together. he's gotten 50 million dollar offers for it but he wants to use it as leverage for $$$$ out of britney and custody of the kids. ok.......

he told me we wouldn't get pregnant when we did it in the butt. and we got pregnant everytime we did it in the butt y'all!!

 

[Arsenic]

he told me we wouldn't get pregnant when we did it in the butt. and we got pregnant everytime we did it in the butt y'all!!

lmfao

 

[Nikki2002]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JR4nw9VhbM

4 hours? was that like 100 sessions?

 

[PBandJ]

i just read that fed-ex is blackmailing her with a 4 hour sex video they made together. he's gotten 50 million dollar offers for it but he wants to use it as leverage for $$$$ out of britney and custody of the kids. ok.......

wow, that's awful.

 

[Nikki2002]

i do feel really bad for britney on this one. they made it back when she was hot so it's probably pretty good y'all!

 

[PBandJ]

he told me we wouldn't get pregnant when we did it in the butt. and we got pregnant everytime we did it in the butt y'all!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[PBandJ]

i do feel really bad for britney on this one. they made it back when she was hot so it's probably pretty good y'all!

she was hot? when? did i miss something? 😛

 

[TypeA]

i'm sorry! That's the worst when you have to miss an exam--just adds more stress. But everything is going to work out fine--I hope you feel better😍 😍

Thanks. This is driving me crazy. I am sick of hot tea...it does nothing for my breathing...of course, neither does albuterol or advair. I am THISCLOSE to taking a vacuum hose to my lungs.














P.S. Kidding...so kidding.

 

[TypeA]

there was a britney skit on snl this week--totally lmao--she was meeting with a lawyer talking about her divorce (not the real britney of course)

That was totally hilarious. My fav was the Nancy Pelosi sketch.

 

[PBandJ]

PW, hope you feel better! 🙂
i'm going to go watch a movie...gotta love the encore on-demand movies! 🙂

 

[Mr. Tee]

oh man, i gotta see that one. 🙂

ana, you can leave us if you want...snif!

Seriously, she's leaving us in the dirt.

 

[Penny2004]

i thought this would offer a laugh, esp. seeing as to some ppl's current avatars. i showed it to ana already.

i got this really weird email yesterday:

We are sure that you are excited about this Saturday's football game versus Ohio State, and the possibility of capturing the Big Ten conference title and playing for the national championship.

....tailgate info...

We know that it can be uncomfortable being in an opposing team's environment, especially when the stakes are so high. We would like to offer a few suggestions in order to help you stay safe and have a positive experience this weekend:

--Try carpooling to the game; if possible, drive a car with non- Michigan license plates.
--Keep your Michigan gear to a minimum, or wait until you are inside the stadium to display it.
--Stay with a group.
--Know and obey the laws regarding alcohol use.
--If you are of legal age to drink, use alcohol in moderation. Stay in the blue.
--Stay low-key; don't draw unnecessary attention to yourself.
--If verbally harrassed by opposing fans, don't take the bait.
--Avoid High Street in Columbus.

If at any time you feel unsafe, you should call 9-1-1 for assistance. U-M campus police also will be available in Columbus to support our fans.

We look forward to a tremendous game on Saturday. Let's help the Wolverines win with spirit and class.

Go Blue!

Associate Vice President and Dean of Students
President, Alumni Association
MSA President

 

[Nikki2002]

no seriously--if i were a michigan fan i would not be seen down there. those ppl are crazy with a capital C-R-A-Z-Y

 

[Mr. Tee]

Silly Big 10. Why can't they be civil like the SEC?

 

[Dr Durden]

she was hot? when? did i miss something? 😛

Don't temp Will to start posting pics.

"All Kevin and Britney did back then was have sex and play chess. That kind of stamina and smarts may be the best PR K-Fed ever gets." - Arsenic's link

 

[DrBowtie]

I just had a great PWN post in PA. I own the thunderdome!

 

[R.P. McMurphy]

I just had a great PWN post in PA. I own the thunderdome!

I just read that. Ownage at its finest

 

[Mr. Tee]

I just had a great PWN post in PA. I own the thunderdome!

Haha pawned.

 

[beary]

they usually only take about that long. 🙂

The flu shot itself only took about 10 seconds. But, I had to wait for eight minutes.

And - lots of babies were born. Meaning placentas for me. 😡

 

[beary]

That was totally hilarious. My fav was the Nancy Pelosi sketch.

Mine too! Especially her suit!

 

[pingouin]

NFL players walking around here all morning chatting it up with kids, signing hats..

... these guys are sooooooo not very cute in person

 

[Dr Durden]

NFL players walking around here all morning chatting it up with kids, signing hats..

... these guys are sooooooo not very cute in person

Who cares about professional athletes. When's Michael Bolton dropping by?

 

[beary]

Who cares about professional athletes. When's Michael Bolton dropping by?

👍

jlw, you must let me know when Michael Bolton comes by! That will get me down there for sure!

 

[pingouin]

Who cares about professional athletes. When's Michael Bolton dropping by?

I could get you a cheap deal on a hat signed by Mike Maslowski or Tony Richardson.....