Silly 8 year old, kitty kitty meow meow is the scientific term.
Official veterinary terminology, phrases, and approaches only for use by consummate professionals who work on kitty kitty meow meows:
- Kitty kitty meow meow
- "Kitties are bad"
- Kitty kisses must be administered to bad kitties immediately
- Fuzz
- *song about cats*
- *song about ringworm*
- Why does the fuzz (who is missing some fuzz) have ringworm? Remember kitties are bad. Fuzz knew it would inconvenience you
- Kitties do not growl, they rev their kitty engines
- Kitties do not hiss, they are just popping open hidden soda cans
- All kitties are kittens, and all kittens are fetuses, therefore anything you do to them hurts their little cat feelings. Administer kitty kisses immediately to rectify
- Don't let kitty hook you up when he's mad, kitty will win the fight
- *meowing back to kitties*
So, anyway, these are all things I've definitely done or said at work.