I woke up to the amazingness that is my cat this morning. I guess she had a little piece of poop stuck to her butt (happens when she swallows my long hair, poop is stuck to said hair, she is able to expel the poop, but rest of strand is still retained). usually she's able to just scoot a little on the floor and it breaks off, or she comes find me and I'll get it off for her.
I must have slept through all that this morning, because i woke up to her scooting her butt over my face, and before i could realize what happened, that little piece of dried poop nugget broke off as she crossed the bridge of my nose!!! She must have jumped on my bed and walked over to the left side of me with her butt facing me, and backed up with her tail up until she was completely seated on my face before she scooted forward. So extremely disgusting, wtf cat! But at the same time, I'm a little in awe of her creativity
When she's being super needy she'll sometimes do that backing her butt onto my cheek thing, because she knows I'll jump up in disgust, but never has she ever done that to drop sh** on my face!!!