Laying in bed with the bf last night, quietly reading a book and minding my own business, when I feel a little lump of something under my right foot. Bf has a strange habit of just dropping things on the bed and then leaving them there for days - clothing, phone, keys, etc - so I really didn't think anything of it. Wrapped my toes around it and pulled it up to where I could see it.
It was a bug. A really big gross one.
Then I pulled back the blankets and found legs. Just detached legs.
Sheets were very quickly changed and mattress thoroughly inspected before we were able to get back in bed.