Reading all your stories about the "emergency" clients made me think of the emergency anal glands that came in on one of my Saturdays. Yeah, emergency anal glands. I'm by myself on Saturdays, so she didn't get a choice of doctor. The dog wasn't scooting or anything, just doing some made-up thing, like the owner thought he was looking back at his rear end more often than he should be. He regularly comes in for this, so she decided it was a crisis and "time" for him to come in and get them done (asap). The AGs felt pretty empty to me, and while I was squeezing he made a little whimper. The owner immediately makes some comment like, "He's never done THAT before 😡" I think I suggested trying an antihistamine for allergies or something, and she was all "No, no, we just come in and have this done and it makes it better for a while." Then she went out to the front desk and complained about me, saying I hurt her dog, and now refuses to see me. When she makes an appointment, she'll see "anyone except the young one."