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[mkg323]

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I'm not really understanding how on earth MKG is alive at the moment.

Honestly I’m offended that I’m alive

 

[weagle_weagle]

you've missed my point. as a villager, you would know if mkg was lying. i would think you'd yeet her immediately and tell us she's lying.

I know she is lying about me being a wolf. Was that not conveyed by my angry replay. Let me fix that 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Idk if she’s lying about being a seerer at all because I did not receive any message about it. But idk if I would have, do not all roles end up having the little hint that someone used a night action on you or am I crazy because I swear that happened in the noob game? Does that only happen when it’s like a blocker or something? Sorry I don’t know game mechanics better yet.

 

[mkg323]

Any reason you chose weagle over true?

I didn’t think that hard about it bc I thought I’d be dead. I’ve been sus of weagle for longer and just went with that

 

[mkg323]

I know she is lying about me being a wolf. Was that not conveyed by my angry replay. Let me fix that 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Idk if she’s lying about being a seerer at all because I did not receive any message about it. But idk if I would have, do not all roles end up having the little hint that someone used a night action on you or am I crazy because I swear that happened in the noob game? Does that only happen when it’s like a blocker or something? Sorry I don’t know game mechanics better yet.

Awoooooooooo

 

[Truenamer]

why did you pick weagle over true?

My assumption is that I'm a more difficult misyeet.

 

[weagle_weagle]

though it's interesting that wolf-on-wolf is where weagle's mind went....

Probably because the only other game Ive played was wolfing and my co-villagers haven’t exactly been making me feel too welcomed all game. I’ve also read enough fantasy to come up with some very intricate theories but not trying to tin foil this early in the day.

 

[genny]

My assumption is that I'm a more difficult misyeet.

so weagle is a misyeet?

 

[genny]

my co-villagers haven’t exactly been making me feel too welcomed all game

AtE noted

 

[Truenamer]

so weagle is a misyeet?

No, I'm saying that I would be a difficult misyeet. At least, I would like to think so.

 

[potentialsheltervet]

I know she is lying about me being a wolf. Was that not conveyed by my angry replay. Let me fix that 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Idk if she’s lying about being a seerer at all because I did not receive any message about it. But idk if I would have, do not all roles end up having the little hint that someone used a night action on you or am I crazy because I swear that happened in the noob game? Does that only happen when it’s like a blocker or something? Sorry I don’t know game mechanics better yet.

Actions appear to be silent this game.

 

[potentialsheltervet]

At least, genny apparently never got confirmation of fluff blocking her and I never got anything about being seered.

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Hey @Truenamer
Answer me about weagle pls.

 

[potentialsheltervet]

 

[Truenamer]

Hey @Truenamer
Answer me about weagle pls.

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Whoops, gimme a sec to find what you asked

 

[Truenamer]

@Truenamer I think the obvious thing now is that weagle is probably wolfing.
Let's yeet weagle today and see what happens tomorrow, 'kay?

Yeah, I'm following this logic. Eight of us right now, right? Almost certainly 6-2.

So if weagle's a misyeet, it's still 4-2 tomorrow, and mkg is outed as a wolf. Seems unlikely.

If mkg is genuine, it's 5-1 tomorrow, and we have a seer with clear reads.

If this is a bus, it's still 5-1 tomorrow, more than enough time to test another 'seering' and realize the jig is up.

The likelihood that mkg is a wolf is less than the combined chances that she's telling the truth, or that she's a wolf and this is a bus.

So yeah, I like your plan.

unyeet mkg

yeet Weagle

 

[alissa14]

Koro Sensei's Weak Point #4: His punches are soft - Day 4 Tally

True (0) -
weagle (6) - PSV, mkg, alley, AM, genny, True
mkg (0) -

Leading: @weagle_weagle
Missing: 2/8 @weagle_weagle @Viscernable

Yeet Close: 8/7 @ 10 PM EST (~27.5 hours)


Koro sensei was out tanning on a boat today. Hopefully you all learned how to be great assassins while I was gone!

 

[Viscernable]

Are you kidding! How the actual eff do you think you are live if I was actually a wolf right now? No wolf pack is dumb enough to leave a village seer, are we sure you are not a wolf seer or just straight claiming seer and targeting someone that’s been in everyone POE and almost got yeeted for low activity?

^^^same. Idk what rhe wolves think they are doing but the one game I wolfed this would have been an immediate NK decision.

This reaction makes my decision easier

Yeet weagle

 

[alissa14]

Koro Sensei's Weak Point #4: His punches are soft - Day 4 Tally

True (0) -
weagle (7) - PSV, mkg, alley, AM, genny, True, Vis
mkg (0) -

Leading: @weagle_weagle
Missing: 1/8 @weagle_weagle

Yeet Close: 8/7 @ 10 PM EST (~27 hours)

 

[Viscernable]

No, I'm saying that I would be a difficult misyeet. At least, I would like to think so.

I think this reaction is pretty telling. You’ve said before you think I’m mkg’s partner, so I would probably buy it if you’d said that was why you said something implying weagle’s a misyeet. Backtracking on what you said instead looks like some wolfy cracking under pressure

 

[alissa14]

For those who haven’t seen the show, tomorrow’s Koro sensei weak point is my favorite! No spoilers!

 

[Truenamer]

I am wildly hydrated, hope y'all are doing well

This game is really fun, I'm glad I met you guys

Spoiler: Inver Grove Pints

 

[genny]

I am wildly hydrated

wolfy beer-in

 

[Truenamer]

wolfy beer-in

Just farming AM angries, three more and I can craft them into an epic sword

 

[Truenamer]

Just farming AM angries, three more and I can craft them into an epic sword

TWO MORE 😍😍😍

 

[potentialsheltervet]

@Truenamer So you're wildly hydrated?
How do you feel when you hear sirens? Or an accordion? Or certain squeaky toys? Do you get the urge to woooooo?

 

[potentialsheltervet]

I kinda want to close early tbh

 

[Truenamer]

@Truenamer So you're wildly hydrated?
How do you feel when you hear sirens? Or an accordion? Or certain squeaky toys? Do you get the urge to woooooo?

One second, I need to finish this extremely rare steak before answering.

 

[Truenamer]

I kinda want to close early tbh

Yeah, something tells me that weagle is not going to manage to start a successful counter-wagon

We got any mods around? Thoughts on early closes?

 

[Animal Midwife]

I kinda want to close early tbh

but what if the cycle lasted 36 hours instead

 

[Truenamer]

but what if the cycle lasted 36 hours instead

Weeping, gasping at the mental image of 36 hours of us beating the tar out of weagle

 

[Animal Midwife]

Weeping, gasping at the mental image of 36 hours of us beating the tar out of weagle

im just saying it doesnt seem safe to end a cycle on a number with less than nine factors

 

[Truenamer]

im just saying it doesnt seem safe to end a cycle on a number with less than nine factors

We should have a base 12 number system by the way

Base 10 is fine but base 12 would be infinitely smoother for mental math of all varieties

 

[weagle_weagle]

Oh my dear students, I must admit that after my last few posts, I have started to feel guilty. I mean, as a tentacle of Koro sensei, lying to my dear students just seemed wrong. I was honestly hopeful last night that your skills were going to pull through and get back-to-back yeets, but alas, you seemed to have regressed in your education. Thus comes the guilt-would a good tentacle lounge by the pool during their weekend, or should they be on thread providing tutoring to my little assassins to be. Alas, you had some help last night, but was that in earnest or was it all a ploy? If only the material you are currently studying gave me confidence in your future choices, but it seems you are only focusing in one subject a the moment. Now might be the time to review the previous days lessons.

 

[Animal Midwife]

Oh my dear students, I must admit that after my last few posts, I have started to feel guilty. I mean, as a tentacle of Koro sensei, lying to my dear students just seemed wrong. I was honestly hopeful last night that your skills were going to pull through and get back-to-back yeets, but alas, you seemed to have regressed in your education. Thus comes the guilt-would a good tentacle lounge by the pool during their weekend, or should they be on thread providing tutoring to my little assassins to be. Alas, you had some help last night, but was that in earnest or was it all a ploy? If only the material you are currently studying gave me confidence in your future choices, but it seems you are only focusing in one subject a the moment. Now might be the time to review the previous days lessons.

>me typing ww one-liners under the full throttle blast of my air conditioner

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Oh my dear students, I must admit that after my last few posts, I have started to feel guilty. I mean, as a tentacle of Koro sensei, lying to my dear students just seemed wrong. I was honestly hopeful last night that your skills were going to pull through and get back-to-back yeets, but alas, you seemed to have regressed in your education. Thus comes the guilt-would a good tentacle lounge by the pool during their weekend, or should they be on thread providing tutoring to my little assassins to be. Alas, you had some help last night, but was that in earnest or was it all a ploy? If only the material you are currently studying gave me confidence in your future choices, but it seems you are only focusing in one subject a the moment. Now might be the time to review the previous days lessons.

What a unique wolf brag

 

[potentialsheltervet]

10/10, like the staying on theme

 

[potentialsheltervet]

@alissa14 @Dinashadow @WonderingStudent @Melchizedek Howdy mods since we have progressed to wolf brag status can we pretty plz close early? 🥺

 

[weagle_weagle]

Oh my dear student, I am nothing if not dramatic. But you know that flattery will not get you out of your homework 😈

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Okay. At this point I want to yeet fluff, weagle, and jaboo. But I cannot yeet fluff because she died D1 last game she was in, weagle died N1 last game they were in, and jaboo has not played in years.
So...

With the exception of jaboo, reminder everyone should totally listen to all my D1 reads all the time

 

[Truenamer]

Oh my dear students, I must admit that after my last few posts, I have started to feel guilty. I mean, as a tentacle of Koro sensei, lying to my dear students just seemed wrong. I was honestly hopeful last night that your skills were going to pull through and get back-to-back yeets, but alas, you seemed to have regressed in your education. Thus comes the guilt-would a good tentacle lounge by the pool during their weekend, or should they be on thread providing tutoring to my little assassins to be. Alas, you had some help last night, but was that in earnest or was it all a ploy? If only the material you are currently studying gave me confidence in your future choices, but it seems you are only focusing in one subject a the moment. Now might be the time to review the previous days lessons.

Wow, I wonder if weagle is a wolf or not, it could really go both ways 😂

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Now here's the question
Would TN be compelled to vote weagle in this situation due to mechanical outting or would he still say nay?

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Call me a choker but I don't think I'm going to vote for True next cycle.

 

[Animal Midwife]

Now here's the question
Would TN be compelled to vote weagle in this situation due to mechanical outting or would he still say nay?

That will only be known post-game, but given that the entire roster (save for weagle herself) is voting weagle, I think everyone knows it's gamethrowing not to get on her at this point.

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Current task: to see whether MKG has been consistently sussing weagle since D1 or if the majority of the sussing (a la them voting each other) happened when both were already under fire.

 

[Animal Midwife]

Call me a choker but I don't think I'm going to vote for True next cycle.

So who are you thinking then?

 

[potentialsheltervet]

So who are you thinking then?

Depends on the result of my analysis of MKG interactions with weagle

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Vis cannot be a wolf unless MKG is also a wolf, and they cannot both be wolves because that would be four wolves. So, not Vis.
Not alley because of her fluff vote timing
Not you because you voted weagle
Not genny because interactions with fluff (I think weagle too?)
So that leaves only MKG and True as possibilities.

 

[potentialsheltervet]

And at this point unless there's some sort of extra kill mechanism or some wild shenanigans, it actually doesn't matter whom we yeet first because we'll still have the numbers.
Of course it'd be better to vote the wolf first but I still want to believeeeee in True.

 

[Animal Midwife]

And at this point unless there's some sort of extra kill mechanism or some wild shenanigans, it actually doesn't matter whom we yeet first because we'll still have the numbers.
Of course it'd be better to vote the wolf first but I still want to believeeeee in True.

What would hurt you more: misyeeting a seer or misyeeting True?

 

[potentialsheltervet]

@Truenamer who would you vote if we flipped MKG after weagle and she was actually the village seer?