Ok...so I'm sure you are all bored like me and thought you might find this entertaining. To give you some background, I work in a corporate sales office where I run various reports for a team of sales reps. I run one report daily (that takes ~10 min) and then I do misc. tasks throughout the day that collectively probably takes 30 min. The only exception is Monday, where my reports take ~45 min.
So earlier this week, a supervisor of mine sent out an e-mail saying we will be having a weekly conference call that should only last about an hour. (Now I'm thinking AN HOUR?!?! are you KIDDING me? what could we possibly discuss for an HOUR? So I e-mail her and say, "Can you please elaborate on what we will be discussing. I don't know why this call is necessary. I have no problems/questions about any of the reports I run, nor do I need any information updates." (there's that "I don't care about this job," attitude kicking in

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Ok, so fast forward to this morning. Here is what we will be discussing for an HOUR every week:
1.) Ordering--I place
maybe 3 orders a day. It consists of entering the sku numbers into a comptuer program, and pressing F4.
2.) Updating phone lists
3.) New hire checklist - I don't do this. Since I've worked here, we've hired ONE person. Do you know what I had to do? Print directions for them to go to their drug test and print a background check consent form. I didn't even have to keep track of these documents or distribute them--just PRINT them.
Excuse me, but seriously, I could cover the entire phone call in a 3 line e-mail. Here goes:
--To order an item, enter the sku number, press F4.
--I'm sending an e-mail with any phone number changes
--When there is a new hire, print up the forms attached to this e-mail.
Do you know how the conf call is gonna go? Like this
"Hi, is everyone here?"
Pause pause
"Yes"
Pause
"I can't hear you"
Pause
"So today we are going to go through some practice orders. I want you to press F4."
"S4?"
"No, F4."
"I'm pressing S4 and nothing is happening. Do I have to press S and 4 at the same time?"
Thank God I have the mute codes.